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| <div style="color:red; font-size:33px; margin-top:0.1em;">'''ATTENTION!'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.5em; font-size:20px">'''The subject of this article is a [[Lol-cow|lolcow]], and is currently ripe for [[trolling|milking]].'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.7em; font-size:14px">You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing [[sperg|theatrics]].</div> | |||
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[[File:handsome2cash.png|thumb|right|The god himself. Bow down.]] | [[File:handsome2cash.png|thumb|right|The god himself. Bow down.]] | ||
[[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] | [[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] (also known online as '''2cash''', and more recently, '''senat0r''') is a [[underage b&|young]], [[autistic]] [[Britbong]] [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]], cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos that [[nobody cares]] about of him cheating in other games, especially [[CS:GO]]. Don't be fooled by his naïvety and extreme incompetence, 2cash is a [[Script kiddie|serious hacker]] who means [[serious business]]; he cannot be harmed, as fucking with this individual may result in empty threats of [[Swatting|swatting]], [[Doxing|doxing]], and [[Hacking|general hackery]] aimed at whoever decides to start bullying him that week. He may also excessively use his newly-favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[Retardation|intelligence]]. | ||
==Autism== | ==Autism== | ||
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2cash: you sound and look | 2cash: you sound and look | ||
2cash: like a camp man </pre>}} | 2cash: like a camp man </pre>}} | ||
==Destruction== | ==Destruction== | ||
Even the most skilled [[skid|hackers]] on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following: | Even the most skilled [[skid|hackers]] on the planet fail, and 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following: | ||
* Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one | * Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one | ||
* Defacing his old | * Defacing his old Steam account ''twice'' and deleting his games off of his account | ||
* Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids | * Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids | ||
* Doxing him | * Doxing him | ||
* Sending him countless pizzas for him to <s>deal with</s> indulge upon. | * Sending him countless pizzas for him to <s>deal with</s> indulge upon. | ||
==His | ==His Shame== | ||
===ED=== | |||
It would appear that, for some reason, 2cash / Senat0r is more than a little embarrassed about having his own amazing page dedicated to his awesome life on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the web's finest bastion of Internet culture]]. | |||
[[File:2cashsad.png|frame|center|2cash | [[File:2cashsad.png|frame|center|2cash forgetting that [[vandalism is pointless]].]] | ||
===Vine=== | |||
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known [[Vine]] star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.<br> | |||
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<youtube>BVS3L87WHK0</youtube> | <youtube>BVS3L87WHK0</youtube> | ||
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==YouTube== | ===YouTube=== | ||
{{warning|2cash beats up people he meets on the [[internets]]}} | |||
Other than propkilling, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH_k0oc2TkZjOysthkVKUUA his shitty | Other than propkilling and cheating in Source games, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH_k0oc2TkZjOysthkVKUUA his shitty YouTube channel] as a form of damage control. | ||
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<youtube>Z_7UoGGOFZs</youtube> | |||
<br> | <br><youtube>Sd_gGY0tvLk</youtube> | ||
<br> | <br><youtube>Tnvxnz92w6A</youtube> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
==Friends== | |||
You know what they say, you can't have a loser without other losers following behind the said loser. | |||
===dark/Dark Byte/serverwatch=== | |||
Thinking that he's an elite [[h4x0r]] by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a [[Depression|certain mental illness]] he has, '''dark''' is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain [[Facepunch]] [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1476626 thread] he made in [[2015]], perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine. | |||
===JP4/John the Page Forth=== | |||
Another terminally online reddit esk moderator type Russian fatty who spends most of his time banning people from Hack vs Hack servers and related Discords for disrespecting rijin or 2cash. And much like reddit his actions lead to people doxxing him over his decisions. And somehow as well he dodged the draft due to probably being an unstable friendly fire hazard or just too obese. Other then that he perfectly aligns with another JP4 who was one of the admins for Lake City Quiet Pills who also coincidentally had skills running online shit exposed by Nexpo. | |||
<youtube>DHWYTwY0hiw</youtube> | |||
==rijin saga== | |||
2cash saw the success of other cheat providers and wanted in on the action minus the actual coding, honesty and additionally any legitimate business tactics. | |||
His project is most infamous for the tf2 hack. To summarize everything, it's bare bones, unreliable and a blatant ripoff especially considering it's only selling point is one current tf2 exploit that other cheats also have and do better. Alongside being an actual remote access trojen allowing 2cash full access to people's computers. Not to mention it being a monthly subscription model despite there being cheaper, more reliable alternatives which offer lifetime. Regardless if anything has improved or not it's overshadowed by the behind the scenes. 2cash and friends like to silence critics and trolls alike including customers by banning, doxxing them and sending out false DMCA take downs on YT videos having anything negative to say about the cheat. Additionally taking over TF2 community servers and doing the same there as well. But, what's really baffling is the cult that seemingly formed out of nowhere surrounding 2scam and his project comprising of fatherless mouth breathers constantly defending both things despite everything. | |||
Honorable mention goes to [[Blizzard_Entertainment|'''Blizzard''']] for doing something right for once and shutting down rijin for overwatch. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg|Gallery of 2cash|2cash|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Gallery of 2cash|2cash|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:2cashsis.png|2cash and his thicc ass sister. | Image:2cashsis.png|2cash and his thicc ass sister. | ||
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Image:2cashdog.png|Even his dog hates him. | Image:2cashdog.png|Even his dog hates him. | ||
Image:2cashdad.jpg|2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out. | Image:2cashdad.jpg|2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out. | ||
Image:2cashtwitter.png|2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills. | Image:2cashtwitter.png|2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.</gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:2cashaccount.png|2cash's steam account, looking good as usual. | Image:2cashaccount.png|2cash's steam account, looking good as usual. | ||
Image:2cashaccount2.png|2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked. | Image:2cashaccount2.png|2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked. | ||
Image:2cashirl.png|2cash and his overweight family. | Image:2cashirl.png|2cash and his overweight family. | ||
Image:Shit was 2cash.jpg|Shit was 2cash | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
}} | }} | ||
== External Links == | |||
* {{steam|76561198166386181}} - Steam account. [[Pwnd|LOL VAC B&]] | |||
* {{steam|76561197961964276}} - Alt account. Game banned on CS:GO. | |||
* {{discord|user|senator|9999}} | |||
* [http://cheater.team/ cheater.team] - Shit skid site for shit skid [[Homo|HvH]] clan. | |||
* [http://rijin.solutions rijin.solutions] - Shitty forum for 2cash's shitty cheats that require members to provide ID in order to register. | |||
{{SecurityFaggots}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:55, 28 December 2022
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Kieran Watkins (also known online as 2cash, and more recently, senat0r) is a young, autistic Britbong hacker who spends his time on his favorite game, Garry's Mod, cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos that nobody cares about of him cheating in other games, especially CS:GO. Don't be fooled by his naïvety and extreme incompetence, 2cash is a serious hacker who means serious business; he cannot be harmed, as fucking with this individual may result in empty threats of swatting, doxing, and general hackery aimed at whoever decides to start bullying him that week. He may also excessively use his newly-favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound intelligence.
Autism
For the few that think this may be questionable, the god himself confirmed that he is in fact autistic.
Destruction
Even the most skilled hackers on the planet fail, and 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
- Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
- Defacing his old Steam account twice and deleting his games off of his account
- Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
- Doxing him
- Sending him countless pizzas for him to
deal withindulge upon.
His Shame
ED
It would appear that, for some reason, 2cash / Senat0r is more than a little embarrassed about having his own amazing page dedicated to his awesome life on the web's finest bastion of Internet culture.
Vine
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.
YouTube
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Warning! 2cash beats up people he meets on the internets |
Other than propkilling and cheating in Source games, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on his shitty YouTube channel as a form of damage control.
Friends
You know what they say, you can't have a loser without other losers following behind the said loser.
dark/Dark Byte/serverwatch
Thinking that he's an elite h4x0r by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a certain mental illness he has, dark is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain Facepunch thread he made in 2015, perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine.
JP4/John the Page Forth
Another terminally online reddit esk moderator type Russian fatty who spends most of his time banning people from Hack vs Hack servers and related Discords for disrespecting rijin or 2cash. And much like reddit his actions lead to people doxxing him over his decisions. And somehow as well he dodged the draft due to probably being an unstable friendly fire hazard or just too obese. Other then that he perfectly aligns with another JP4 who was one of the admins for Lake City Quiet Pills who also coincidentally had skills running online shit exposed by Nexpo.
rijin saga
2cash saw the success of other cheat providers and wanted in on the action minus the actual coding, honesty and additionally any legitimate business tactics. His project is most infamous for the tf2 hack. To summarize everything, it's bare bones, unreliable and a blatant ripoff especially considering it's only selling point is one current tf2 exploit that other cheats also have and do better. Alongside being an actual remote access trojen allowing 2cash full access to people's computers. Not to mention it being a monthly subscription model despite there being cheaper, more reliable alternatives which offer lifetime. Regardless if anything has improved or not it's overshadowed by the behind the scenes. 2cash and friends like to silence critics and trolls alike including customers by banning, doxxing them and sending out false DMCA take downs on YT videos having anything negative to say about the cheat. Additionally taking over TF2 community servers and doing the same there as well. But, what's really baffling is the cult that seemingly formed out of nowhere surrounding 2scam and his project comprising of fatherless mouth breathers constantly defending both things despite everything.
Honorable mention goes to Blizzard for doing something right for once and shutting down rijin for overwatch.
Gallery
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2cash and his thicc ass sister. -
2cash and his only friend, again. -
Even his dog hates him. -
2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out. -
2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.
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2cash's steam account, looking good as usual. -
2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked. -
2cash and his overweight family. -
Shit was 2cash
External Links
76561198166386181 - Steam account. LOL VAC B&- 76561197961964276 - Alt account. Game banned on CS:GO.
9999- cheater.team - Shit skid site for shit skid HvH clan.
- rijin.solutions - Shitty forum for 2cash's shitty cheats that require members to provide ID in order to register.
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