Mod Sass
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When you're called out on your bullshit by a mod or a sysop on Encyclopædia Dramatica, a forum, or even our very own EDF (and you will be), the timid cowardly sheep of society will simply stop what they're doing and lurk for awhile. When you write yourself into an article and soon find your user page covered in (un)desirable images, the timid cowardly sheep of society would get the hint and apologize to the person who put it there. However, anyone with an actual ounce of self worth will actually stand up for their rights. Unfortunately for these poor souls, all mods of any website, forum, IRC, etc. in real life have godly powers. They can snap their fingers and have you die IRL. They can teleport into your room physically and then beat you up. Srsly. So if you piss off a mod OTI, they will make your IRL hell. All mods must be feared and respected. SIEG HEIL!
Definition
Ranked as the #1 way of earning yourself a piping hot stack of bancakes, mod sass is the act of giving a mod or a sysop sass when you are ordered to cease your faggotry and read either ED:101 or ED:VIP, or just stop posting altogether. Depending on where it takes place, some mods may not even care, while others will obliterate you off of the face of the interbutts if you start any shit. Two exceptions to this rule are that mod sass is always acceptable on any other wiki and all chan boards.
Reasons for Mod Sass
- Butthurt
- Unwarranted Self Importance
- Trolling
- Fucking six dogs in the ass
- Temptation
- The mod is a complete dick
- The mod in question is moot and if moot bans you, it means you are super cool now because he actually acknowledged your existence.
- Any combination of the above
Examples of Mod Sass
- Continuing to write shit articles even after having this slapped on your talk page.
- Calling the mod or mods a faggot when told to STFU.
- Making a new account to whine on the forums about your ban.
- Saying that you should replace a mod on the forums because you're too fat for your jeans.
- Reverting or vandalizing anything made by a sysop.
- Fucking with or removing templates that are put on your user or user talk pages by a sysop.
- Vandalizing a sysop's talk page, which is automatically reverted, after having your terrible article baleeted.
- Not providing your tits after being politely requested by a sysop.
- Not writing stuff on your forehead in lipstick for Ca$h and posting the pix.
- Being a mod and sassing yourself.
- Breathing the wrong way.
- Tabitha ([email protected]) showing us all how to correctly give mod sassery on the mailing list:
Mod Sass on ED
Mod sass on ED is one of the most heinous of acts, even worse than pædophilia, bestiality, or being Jew. Doing so will bring down upon you the terrible wrath of the gods and their almighty banhammer. Anyone who would defy their authority will be left to rot in the banned list with a bloody, gaping asshole. There is zero tolerance for it here and consequences are worse than being burned in hellfire for eternity. If you've really pissed someone off, there will be more consequences than just a permanent ban from ED in its entirety. Here is an eyewitness account of what might happen:
—Flu, warning the rest of you. |
In short, you'd better learn your place you fucking dirty peasant. Don't be that person. Don't be a faggot.
Getting Even
What if you get banned for mod sass? Well, he who lulz last, lulz loudest.
See:
- E-lawyer
- LolSuit, generally
See Also
Mod Sass is part of a series on LERNIN 2 INTERNET |
Pitfalls: Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Charming Naïveté • Delete fucking everything • DOIN IT RONG • Edginess • Failing it • Internet tough guy • Kids on the internet • Legal action • Liberalism • Mental illness • Mod Sass • Skript kiddies • Sob Stories • Trolls • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance Previous Hiscores: PROTIPS: |
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Featured article November 17, 2009 | ||
Preceded by Ashley Towns |
Mod Sass | Succeeded by Trying too hard |