Silverhaze06

Silverhaze06 aka ston3templepil0t, "Nate Dogg" or Nathan Daniel Carrier one day decided to grace the halls of EDF2 and soon became so butthurt over losing an argument he began spamming people's profiles for telling him he was wrong. Instead of taking the hint and leaving, he decided to put into action the most retarded plan in history that only lead to him being exposed as a creepy, schizophrenic stalker who literally sucks dicks for money.

We are talking here about a real Renaissance Man, with so many facets to his outstanding personality that just one label can't cope with them all.

Nate the Parasite

Facts:

Dropped out of both schools his mom paid for him.
Only known jobs: knife salesman for less than a month and a ghoul at a haunted cornmaze one Halloween.
Was on probation for coke.
When living with his girlfriend and her disabled parents whom she takes care of, he refused to help around the house in any way as well as refused to even try getting a job, and even more, he constantly pressured her to get a third job, while smoking all of her weed when she wasn't at home.

Nate the Sick Fuck

Facts:

Numerous interactions were found on craigslist with guys who he was trying to get weed or money or absolutely nothing from to suck their dicks.
He has an obsession with penises. He craves teh dick.
He accuses everybody of being pedophiles, while arguing it's ok.
He likes fellating a "realistic" dildo.
... And loves getting fucked with it using the strap-on attachment.

Nate the Loser

Facts:

He is twenty seven years old.
He has epilepsy.
He has a habit of faking seizures, trying to take advantage of his illness for pity.
He gets into temper tantrums with the utmost ease... did we mention he's 27?
He threatens to an hero if you don't give him weed.
He has (or at least claims to have) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

Nate the Master of Deception

Now, it didn't take long for this faggot to become unanimously unpopular by shitspamming ascii cocks on people's profiles. This was, of course, met with a swift doxing to which he responded with the best possible comeback:

Plan #1: Try to end the thread by spamming it with dicks

Dubbed: The Spamcock Menace

Spamming with more cocks. Nate hoped to make the thread impossible to read, but instead succeeded only in drawing more attention to it, to which he returned fire with moar cocks. A common theme of unrelenting cockfaggotry was becoming apparent. Soon the admins limited his ability to post images to just one cock picture per post, so people were free to post more insults and personal information on this retard. With his illusion of being an unstoppable god troll shattered, Nate had to come up with a new strategy to redirect the attention away from his ass whooping.

Plan #2: Pretend not to be yourself

Dubbed: Attack of the Sockpuppets

With his dox in full view, his loss obvious and his attempt to crash the thread halted, Nate decided to try the oldest (and least successful) trick in the book: Pretend to be someone else. Nate claimed that all the dox found were actually of some other Nate who's username he stole and that his acting like a faggot from the moment he joined the forum was all part of a brilliant master plan to get this person in trouble. No one was fooled. The fact this "other Nate" shared his interests, mannerisms, and posting style made his already unconvincing lie more obvious and his abrupt attempt to start deleting his dox from various sites just as they were posted and claim it was a coincidence was met with laughter.

It was time to step it up.

Plan #3: Pretend to be your own ex-girlfriend

Dubbed: Revenge of the Ex

So why not pretend to be his ex-girlfriend Lara? Nate created a sock puppet, "Vicioushamsterp", claiming to be his ex and glorifying himself. Among the more dubious claims were things like calling himself a master troll and trying to paint his butthurt at her as an epic assault that had crushed her spirit, proclaiming how nice Nate's dick really was (despite pictures he himself posted proving otherwise,) and telling a story about himself lifting her ex above his head and throwing him out of a window (the real story turned out to be that he threw a candle out the window, failed to beat up a man half his size while crying and then ran away.)

But for the most part he used this new sock to try and antagonize people on the forum into doing what he had failed to do and get them to trolls his ex-girlfriend as a petty revenge for dumping his sorry ass. EDF was momentarily fooled, but within a matter of a few posts it became apparent this was a Nate sock due to his habit of posting disgusting pictures accompanied by angry threats directed at the other forum users. This time instead of niggerdix Nate posted his fap folder consisting of roughly 300 stomach-churningly ugly pictures of his ex. When asked for a timestamped picture and his personal information, Nate only responded with a barrage of angry rants and more n00dz.

Why choose his ex for this? Because he is still in love with her and has been stalking her for over two years and masturbating to her old pictures because he has since been unable to find a new girl willing to touch his dick.

The Real Lara Arrives

Part of the reason Nate pretended to be Lara was because someone had already contacted her on Facebook to tell her that he was on EDF. Due to Nate's obsessive stalking of his ex, anyone looking him up was sure to make the connection. Once Nathan realized Lara had been summoned he decided to pretend to be her. This consisted of Nate acting like a crazy whore under the guise of Lara and trying to make himself look good/prove he wasn't Nate and this was all part of the plan.

Sadly for him, Lara eventually responded. She came to the forum, provided a timestamp and told everyone he has been stalking her for two years trying to convince people online she is a prostitute because he's still mad at her for breaking up with him.

She followed up by sharing embarrassing stories about what a loser he is, how he threatened to kill himself when she dumped him and giving a general picture of what kind of person he is: A jobless, closeted, druggie failure who lives with his mother who hates him and who deals with problems in real life with subterfuge on the level of fifth grader much like he does on the internet. And who's only purpose in life is "winning" on the internet and trying to join troll sites that cast him out like a leper due to his massive faggotry.

Plan #4: Don't give up hope! Pretend to be the "Real" Nate and photoshop evidence

Dubbed: A New Hope

Still not ready to surrender, Nate made a second sock, this time pretending to be the "real" Nate (and simultaneously pretending to be Lara's new boyfriend on the shotbox) and posting photoshopped pictures of conversations wherein Lara threatens him and acts crazy. But since the actual Lara was already on the forum and obviously not crazy, this last, sad attempt to save face didn't even fool the most retarded. This all became even more ridiculous when someone simply checked the EXIF data to prove the screencaps are fake.

Not only that, but the real Lara then posted a photo of her screen that could not be photoshopped as proof her inbox is empty.

Even though it had already been proven that his conversations were faked, Nate tried to fight fire with fire by opening a new sock on facebook with her username and profile picture and sent himself the texts he had previously photoshopped, then took a photo of his screen as well. However, he was caught in the act yet again.

~~At the moment he is still posting on the forum with various socks trying to prove he isn't really him and that his ex is the crazy one~~ (ragequit). But, since everyone on EDF is considerably smarter than him (an especially sad fact since EDF2 is the short bus of the internet) he has now made several new socks on Facebook, including "Ian Fattulie", "Jack Johnson", "John Fagginton" "jason mohre", "jordan templeton", "lucas doolin", "jonathan anderson", "julie williams", a black gentleman named "anthony mcdonald" and "jack mi auf" (obsessive much, Nate?) and continued to spam Lara. A futile endeavor since he had already lost.

At the same time the brave EDiots are helping Lara prepare a case to sue him for the lulz.

[-+] Nate's Response

Click the + symbol for Nate's take on everything.

Quotes

	“	I can suck a dick like a porn start BITCH! but it not like you'll ever know what getting one feels like. But im sure ur cocksucking skills are ALMOST as good as mine. fucking loser.	„
	—Nate, Pretending to be himself.

	“	lol, thats just fuckin dumb. I bet if i was in front of you right now i could slap you across the room with one hand like the little BITCH that you are! hahahaha. and my dads friend just tracked down 4 different of you losers' ip adresses that live closest to me. me and my bf are gonna come get you guys. could be soon, could be a while from now. but just remember, talk shit to me, and i'll make sure i'll be the one having the last laugh. you dumb mother fuckers dont even know!	„
	—~~Vicioushamsterp~~ Nate, Pretending to be his ex-girlfriend

	“	Yeah, that's the great thing about using a screen name that belongs to some fag I went to school with thats on my fb friends. Because once you finally get around to googling it and thinking you are smart for doing so, I'll be here, still posting cocks.	„
	—Nate

	“	LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: a while ago	„
	—Trufact

	“	LOST ANY FRIENDSHIPS?: plenty. all because of bullshit beyond my control	„
	—Sure, lol

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Nate is literally Gay

After her arrival, Nate's actual ex gf was convinced to share some stories about him. She was hesitant at first but eventually provided us with this gem:

tl;dr

Nate is caught asking people to let him suck their dicks in an alley behind his house.
Nate blames someone else for hacking him and pretending to be him.
Nate makes sock email account and pretends to be the hacker.
Nate is a faggot.

	“	i broke up with him, though, mainly because he was a sociopath who lived with me and my disabled parents whom i take care of, had a habit of tearing apart my home and locking me out of my own bedroom, throwing temper tantrums and faking sezirues (he does have epilepsy and it was quite apparent when he was faking) to get pity, refused to help around the house in any way as well as refused to even try getting a job, dropped out of both schools his mom paid for for him, constantly pressured me to get a third job, smoked all of my weed when i wasn't around, constantly tried to manipulate the past, shared my pictures on the internet, tried to control every aspect of my life, and caused my family unending grief. i broke up with him when it became too much but he was still in the process of moving out and his mother was not too keen on the idea of him coming back to live with her because she was in troubled times, economically, and her other son recently moved back home. so i let him stay for a while, until one day i came home to find my room trashed, everything torn off of my walls, and him passed outi was with a friend i ended up dating for a few months afterwards (shitty rebound, admittedly), and while we were on the front porch he came downstairs and threw a candle through the window, just missing the both of us. if you recall earlier musings of his in this thread, he mentioned this incident with altered details. he then came out and attempted to beat on my friend/ex but didn't really get a punch in. he then packed up his shit and went to his mother's, but then for months after called me crying, messaged me relentlessly, threatened suicide, claimed he was in the hospital, asked me for weed because he needed it for epilepsy. at first i felt really shitty, in fact his medical condition is what caused me to stay around long after i knew it was a bad idea. but eventually the shit became too much. on my 25th birthday, which would have been our 6 year anniversary, he called every three minutes until i turned my phone off, then got some generator to send me random messages all night so when i turned it back on it was flooded. at that point i had changed my number but somehow he got ahold of my new one. then he found out the other guy and i broke up, and he started harassing me again. i went over to drop off some things of his that were long forgotten and he pulled out a gun stashed in his now empty guitar case, guitar having been pawned for weed money, and searched for ammo while i fled the house. why i didn't call the cops then i don't fucking know but i just still felt sorry for him. then of course he harassed my new boyfriend, and the story goes on. and aside from the crazy i mentioned earlier, the main lulzy stuff i can share is that he eventually let it be known to me his joy for fellating a "realistic" dildo and getting fucked with it using the strapon attachment. gross times, man...i suppose my apprehension to share this earlier had to do with the fact that i was involved in such things.	„
	— Lara