MascotGuy

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Fact: MascotGuy has been caught fapping to this image!

The Smart Retard

Real name: Derek Despie


Location: San Diego,CA

	“	I Am Cola.	„
	—Mascotguy -he is cola.

MascotGuy is an asspie and a furfag known for his long term abuse of Wikipedia.

Wikipedia has him listed as a Long-term abuser with instructions to Block,revert and NOT tag. Dispite being called autistic by his mom Mascotguy has had the intellegence to use only public terminals making it impossible to drop the IP Banhammer on him.Though he still has been known to walk "into busy traffic without looking". Since he is an autistic fuck, he cares shit about Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines. For over four years now he's been creating pages with sockpuppets , all of which have names like "Snowball Rolling Guy" or "Mr. X's Y Goofs", all of which are inappropriate.

The TOW page about him states that his interests include cartoon characters (particularly Nicktoons, Tintin, Cartoon Cartoons, and more recently Disney), advertising mascots, bridges, grocery products, confectionery brands, restaurants (particularly McDonald's), grocery chains (particularly Wal-Mart), and concrete among other topics.His favriote is Fraggle Rock.

If you love this your name might be Derek What the Font MascotGuy has an obssesion with Fonts/Logos and often Trolls WhattheFont.com a site dedicated to tagging fonts. Due to being autistic Derek often doesnt understand that logos are not fonts and vice versa and so spams forums answering font questions wrongly.Everyone on Whatthefont.com knows Derek is autistic and for the most part tolorate him with the exception of a few. Usernames Mascot guy has had over 820 identified usernames and counting. Due to the large number it can be hard to tell a Mascotguy user name. Below are some of his more famous: Air-to-Breathe Guy)* Barbie Girl Guy * Mascotguy (variations include adding diffrent years and Mr)* Techtonic's Techno Metro-Funk 5000 * The most common variations include: "_____ Guy" (by far the most common variation, especially since being referred to as "MascotGuy") "_____ & _____ Guy" "_____ de (la) _____" (may or may not use "la" in the name) "_____ vs. _____" "_____ 5000" "_____ Vision 5000" (in which "Vision" is combined with a CamelCase such as "PowerVision," "MightyVision," "MicroVision," etc.) "_____'s Blues" "_____'s Glowball" "_____'s Killers" Less common variations include: "_____ Bully" "_____ Clef" "_____ Goofs" "_____ the Great" "Li'l _____" "Mr. _____" "Dr. _____" "_____ Star" "_____vision" "_____fighters" "_____the Maid" "_____'s Nightmare" "_____ in 7-11" "_____apalooza "_____ Greatest Chases" "_____ of _____" MascotGuy is part of a series on Wikipedia Visit the Wikipedia Portal for complete coverage. MascotGuy is part of a series on Aspies. [Back to your happy placeSperg out] Aaron Bushnell • Academy Maniacs • Adam Lanza • Albert Einstein • Alexander Slavros • Amber Buttrum • Andy Kaufman • Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto • Aspies for Freedom • Aspierations • Assburger • Baldi's Basics • Bambifan101 • Barron Trump • Bart-Toons • Beefrave • Benny_the_Snake • Benthelooney • Ben Shapiro • Bill9929 • Bill Gates • Blocklanders • BlueCatRiolu • BodyXPolitic • BonziWORLD • Boris Malagurski • Bourg Productions • Bram Cohen • Brandon Smith • Brownsquirrel • Cameron W. Cowan • Cansin13 • Chang Wen • Chibiyima • Chris-chan • Chris Harper-Mercer • Clay Claymore • Cyndilovespiccolo • Dan Cilley • Darr • Darius McCollum • Darviela Maravarona • David Clegg • DaxFlame • Dellor • dev-catscratch • Diogo Mendes • DisneyFan01 • DLAbaoaqu • DodgerofZion • Dragonfan • drp1zza • Eddie Wise • EdenHeroineGirl • Elliot Rodger • EmpLemon • Erik Ribsskog • Erin Anthony • Evan Gragg • Flaglerchat • Flardox • Fucklewithshuckle • FUNImation2002 • Gachatards • GalaxyRailways2199 • Gary McKinnon • Geoshea • Glitchedblood • GoFags • GrantM • Graykat • Greg Mazujian • Greenyfags • Hannah Capps • Heed My Warning • Hozupindahows00s • Inmendham • Inuboy1000 • Ironholds • Jack Gilbert Graham • Jared Milton • Jahi/4444 • Javi Suzumiya • JINXDROWNED • Joeker • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph8276 • JustinandDennis • JustinRPG • Joey The Autist • Keegan Salisbury • Kawaii Kitsune • KawaiiKittee88 • Kelseyalicia • Kevin Havens • KingMasterReview • Kirbyslover • Kloeri • Kongzillarex619 • Kothorix • Kphoria • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Lane Davis • LeafyIsHere • Logo Kids • Lordelthibar • Lougara • Lukas Pietsch • Lyndsay Kirkham • Lynn Ann • M. Chaos • Manlytears • Mar9122 • Marcus Potter • MarioMan7890 • MarioMario456 • Mark Zuckerberg • MascotGuy • Matthew Davis • Matthew Nicholson • MDetector5 • Michael Gimson • Minefags • Misha Silenosti • Missy • Mix Hyena • Monica Punk • Mumkey Jones • Mutescream • MylarBalloonFan • Nate Spidgewood • Nemo Hana • Neuro • Nichole337 • Nick Bravo • Nicky Reilly • Nikolas Cruz • Objectcucks • Olinkalex • Onigojirakaiju • Onyx Forepaw • Pacificoceanasia • PhantomStrider • Phonefags • PMDrive1061 • Popcorn • Prince Jeremy • Randy Robert Stair • RavenNG • Robert Clark Young • ROtards • Rootbrian • Ross Lumbus • Ryan • SammyClassicSonicFan • SaturnDOS • Sebastien Levesque • Seunghwan Lee • Selery • Shane Lee • SiriusOrionis • SolidMario • SONYFANBOY • Spergin • Starblade • Starkiller88 • SteAndKel • SuperMarioLogan • Super Minecraft Kid • Tablecow • TGcomix • TheAmazingAtheist • TheDOSFag • The Eclectic Espeon • The rEactor • Theme Park Review • TheMysteriousMrEnter • Therealagerbon • The Juggernaut • The Unknown Autobot • TheVeganStudent • Timbox • Toby J Rathjen • ToKeN • Tom Serson • ToonEGuy • Tosh • Trigglypuff • TylerthDragon • Ulillillia • Vailskibum94 • Varg Vikernes • Waymuu • WeatherManKevin • WeDoALittleTrolling • Weegeeisgoingtokillm • Werechu • Wetflame • willg8686 • William Atchison • William Freund • Wim Crusio • WolfAdvocate • Wolfeedarkfang • wwwarea • You • ZS3 MascotGuy is part of a series on Furfaggotry Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.