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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways: Game - Amelia
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Pathways is a propaganda game that looks like it was animated using MS Paint and was released by the Hull City Council in England because they believe that there aren't enough hugs going around and England is starting to become a super, ultra scary and mean place to live in because it's citizens want to maintain the Status Quo where whites are the majority race in England. You know, like it has been for the last 1,000 years, a country that is free from the inferior genes of Camel Jockey blood.
Pathways is a choose-your-own-adventure game that takes it cues from Japanese visual novels. Instead of trying to Sexor your best friend's MILF Mother, his oldest sister that's your own age, usually 16-years-old, his 13-year-old middle sister, his 10-year old youngest sister and then his college aged brother for good measure - you have to BECOME an absolute, liberal D-bag to win the game.
The game starts with a scenario that you will most likely be familiar with. Friendless and alone you meet a cute, purple haired, Goth girl named Amelia that looks eearily similar to Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Wanting a friend so bad, Amelia being the first person to ever notice your pathetic ass that wasn't a bully holding you upside down in a toilet that has a log the size of a basketball player's foot in it, you ignore all the warning signs that she might be a far-right Conservative and make friends with her.
The game play is simple. Try to have sex with Amelia by agreeing in words only that Roger Waters was right when he wrote the Lyrics,
"Waiting for the final solution To strengthen the strain. Waiting to follow the worms. Waiting to turn on the showers And fire the ovens."
You lose.
Agree with Amelia that mass imigration is destroying Britain and the Towel Heads need to go back home,
You lose.
Side with Amelia about traditional values that follow the belief that famalies should be made up with a Genetic Man and Woman as Husband and Wife - a real Mother snd Father and not a Trans Mommy and a Faggot playing Mommy and Daddy with 2 adopted kids or two Lesbians and a turkey baster,
You lose.
The goal of the game is to make all the "right" Pro-Liberal choices like abortions should be legal up to 3 days after a woman has given birth, open borders, the Sesame Street belief that everyone can get along and Muslims should be allowed to Groom 7-year-old, white, blonde haired girls for sex when they're 9 because that's the age when Muhammed busted his first nut up inside Aisha, you win and become successful in all your endeavours, have many friends and get to live the life of a simp because you respect wimmins too much to ask them to have sex with you
The Irony Of Amelia
The Irony behind Amelia is what was supposed to serve as a propoganda tool to turn impressionable young children against the proper ideas and Christian teachings of a far-right utopia has become the poster child for these same far-right ideals by being made into memes and AI slop movies.
The whole intention of Amelia being an example of why the Right Side is evil was completely lost when our Purple Haired Heroine was quickly turned into memes, fan art and messages. Right sided gamers and Geeks turned this half-assed attempt of inundating impressionable school aged children with obvious MK ULTRA techniques that were created by Satanic PhDs to put English children into an electronic Skinner Box. The game was designed so that it would reward the player by allowing them to advance the story with what was already determined to be the correct answers so the player could arrive to what the game was programmed to call the Best Ending and reinforce liberal minded thought.
The message that the Hull City council tried to sell was that we should welcome our Colored Cousins into our open arms was quickly turned into pro-right warnings that if we do invite these Diaper Chasing Camel Chasers into our homes, they'll walk off with our silverware, daughters and attach a bomb to the bottom of the family car so that we can't demand our baby sisters back
Did we say that the whole message of portraying Amelia as someone that is best to be avoided because she'll corrupt your weak minded Soul with ideas that the left has deemed unpopular was lost? The most embarassing part about the game design is that Amelia is a character that is meant to be avoided by portraying her as a fringe Goth outsider that wouldn't be accepted into mainstream Goth culture where they sit around cutting themselves while listening to The Cure is that they were making a relatable character for College aged right-sided students that already feel like ousiders because they're stuck on a life raft in the middle of a Liberal ocean.
Of course, your average, lonely, 20-something-year-old, conservative, online gamer would say, "Fuck this shit," and go to their private folder of Guro depictions of a minature Tifa Lockhart being served as sushi while her intestines are being slurped up like Ramen to get in a good Wank so that they can go to bed and forget about the whole damn thing.
After waking up and getting their morning fap out of the way, these right wing gamers and Trolls saw that Amelia believed in the same things that they do. Like most White people do to ruin insults that are created to offend them - they decided to take ownership of Amelia and make her into the face of the Anti-Immigration movement.
As one could expect, like how Clansmen changed the meaning of the word cracker being hurled at them by angry "Black Folk, whites redefined it to mean someone that would whip their black asses for looking at a white woman implying that the word Cracker came from the sound that a whip makes. The UK tried to stop this moving train, much to the same effect of how blacks stopped using the word "Cracker" to come up with Honky and we all know how well that went.
At first the UK tried to break the game so that it wouldn't load past Amelia's first sequence. When that failed, much like their Falkland Islands debacle, and not wanting to admit defeat, the UK tried taking down the entire game to kill this monster that they had built but Amelia wouldn't die.
Amelia had decided that she wanted to live in a UK where she could speak her mind or post an opinion on X without the fear of being arrested by the Liberal Thought Police.
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