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Gizgiz
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Gizgiz was a whiny emo who lived a selfish life of pedophilia and fucking dogs, ultimately becoming an example to little furs everywhere as to why you should wear a seat-belt. Most of his time was spent posting emo rants on FurAffinity about how hard his life as a white kid in the suburbs was. When the god-awful noises of Simple Plan eventually soothed him, he was able to relax, upload images and videos of him and friends engaging in intercourse with animals, and try to lure underaged users into partaking in his activities.
King of Fetish
Now, all furries are sick fucks, there's no denying that. But, Gizgiz left behind a legacy that will be hard to beat.
Zoophilia
Gizgiz, like any other disgusting furfag, had a disgusting fetish for letting dogs fuck him in the ass. He would admit it in comments, which made all his friends support his sick fuckery, because they fucked dogs as much as he did. But since Giz is a disgusting shit-smelling faggot, he always let the dog fuck him. This is most likely because his micropenis is too tiny to even penetrate any woman's cunt. He was also a bestiality torrent god, uploading hundreds (thousands?) of videos recorded by he and his friends in which they fuck dogs and other assorted animals.
Plushophilia
Giz often refered to his "mate", that "wasn't on FA". However, considering the way he describes him is suspiciously close to the appearance of one of his many stuffed animals, it is safe to assume he is indeed a plushie.
BDSM
Giz's murrrrrrrsona was almost never seen out of bondage. Of course, this isn't unusual; he probably had to tie the dogs up in order to have sex with them anywsy.
An hero
He decided to an hero by driving headfirst into a passenger transport truck. His suicide directly proceeds his first attempt at suicide where he spent one day climbing the Kjerag mountains, where he planned to jump off. However, his mom found his suicide note, called the police and rescue services arrived in their roflcopter before he could complete his suicide plans.
He was then detained for 2 days in an insane asylum, where he was repeatedly asked, "y so srs?" After answering with "i duno lol", the certified professionals at the asylum let him go where he made a journal entry on FurAffinity saying that he had a date with a truck, soon followed by him killing himself by plowing headfirst into a truck on the E22 at Gårdstånga in Sweden.
The first FurAffinity journal had over 800 comments before the admins deleted it due to "harassing" comments—though is it really possible to harass a dead person?—but luckily, there was a second one up.
Now, in a fandom such as this, which is known for supporting all kinds of bullshit, it should come to no surprise that if any furfags pointed out his selfishness, they themselves were told to kill themselves, and, instead of their gloried "Fursecution!", they cried out "ZOMG Respect for the Dead!" The admins would even ban you for calling him "selfish" but would do nothing to those telling others to kill themselves.
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