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Blackinese
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Not to be confused with the Wapanese, Blackinese (or Chigro) are black-persons with "squinty eyes" like those of a gook. The numbers making up this sub-species in the wild has grown exponentially over the years and as such distinctive variation is beginning to emerge; skin tones from "a light-cocoa" to "as black as your boot" have been documented along with a great many eyes in a cashew or almond shape.
Blackinese: A rich heritage
In the early days of the 1700's Carl Peter Thunberg migrated from his accommodating
native homeland to Japan in order to search for inexpensive sex-slaves. Whilst travelling the country he closely studied and eventually adopted local custom taking great pains to document in meticulous detail everything that he saw and experienced within a great series of collected written volumes. This gentleman formed a foundation for the egocentric Japanophile we know today.
Eventually the traveler returned bringing with him a retinue of thirty-seven Japanese referred to as "de små blommorna" ,or "the little flowers" whom he had purchased following prolonged and exhaustive examination of Taiwanese specimens proffered by local merchants; it having been deemed conclusively by all in company that the native comforts were of a "superior quality" resulting in a "fair" price being arranged for their acquisition. After a successful lecture-tour during which the juveniles were presented for viewing and investigative-penetration the obsession with all things Japanese spread as word of mouth, the press and Thunberg's own works brought "the land of the rising sun" into Western consciousness, much to an isolationist Japan's distress.
Some argue that had Thunberg not unleashed this "Yellow Fever" the eventual bridges that were built, and brought a nigger to fuck a Jap, would never have been built.
Although as previously mentioned some variation exists in this mongrel, Blackinese would appear to be scared of everything; including themselves. Extended studies have shown examples of Blackinese becoming so engrossed in their love of flashing lights and brightly-coloured objects that they find they can no longer face reality and so retreat into a world of their own devising, eventually reaching a catatonic state some would equate to a form of brain-death.
Well done C. P. Thunberg, are you happy now?
Transformation
Every nigraboo will tell you the same story: "I like what a like". This in fact is another lie, as said by the great fact cat, and the common logic of blackinese being a choice. Transformation can start as early as 3 months old through 7 years of age. Documentation has proven theories of noticeable yellow fever traits that occur in infantile subjects which include:
- Slanting of the eyes
- DHSS| Deprivation of Hydration of the Skin Syndrome (commonly known as ashy skin)
- A "cocoa" tone to the skin, rapidly spreading and darkening to a charcoal color " (theorized in newborns)
- Widened nose with seemingly enlarged columella and alae, thus representing that of a sledgehammer accident
- Decline of calcium in child's teeth
- Lengthening of lips with a pink tint in colorization
- Incapability to speak proper English
- Hidden lolicon smothered between the bed sheets As the children age they will become blank, socially awkward, and spend a strange amount of time behind closed doors in their room, or layer if you will. Presumed in recent studies of this fascinating primary creature, studies have found that 90% of prepubescent chigro nerd males watch the "The Boondocks", a show that shows a unique connection between man and weeaboo. Created through the courtesy of Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks is about Riley and Huey Freeman who live under the wrath of their abusive fat fuck Grandfather, Robert Freeman, who is the exact gender-bendedversion of a cougar.
Fans idolize Riley, and just like ponyfags, they are able to mysteriously comprehend that an eight year-old has full relation in being G@NG$Ta, will they no knowledge of corporeity at all but continue to defend the character with quotes such as: "Nigga you gay", to those who defy the reign of the mighty Riley.
Environment
Within the deep manifested heart of the ghetto will you come across the rarely seen specimen of the Blackinese. Commonly known as "nigrus japis" upon both ethnic groups, they dwell the night, being masters of the dark. Many come of poor backrounds, raised in the ghetto. Most are 12 year old female anhero who have been driven into the hood due to the desperate need of cultural awareness and welfare.
Numbers are increasing, although very few are open about their fantardation. It is rare that you are to find an IRL Blackinese family walking through the realms of Tokyo or more specifically Beijing, since China forbids the birth of multiple children, and negros are known to breed at an impossible rate.
Personalities & Likes
Blackinese express adoration for the medium of anime, bizarrely in the case of Miku Hatsune, a Blackinese will feed upon her blue-hair. Musical appreciation encompasses all things oriental; high-pitched or vocoder-treated lyrics in conjunction with off-note electronic noise are consistently the order of the day.
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