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Typical thuggery.

Black Lives Matter (or #BlackLivesMatter, formerly known as Fuck The Police) is a racist anti-police SJW movement/Twitter hashtag created by three black chicks and is the new face of Black Power.

Black Lives Matter was created in response to the worst Ebola epidemic in history, killing over 11,000 black people in Africa. Just kidding. It was created in Amerilard after nigger criminals on drugs kept running away from cops and getting shot. Reefer Madness tried to warn everyone that niggers and weed don't mix, but we didn't listen. The group has always been suspicious of White Devils, and thinks all cops are White Devils regardless of skin color. Some argue the movement could be called The Evidence Doesn't Matter.

The group strongly believes that black lives matter, which is why they volunteer to be aid workers and travel to Africa to deal with the Ebola epidemic. They also work to help African-American refugees of police brutality migrate to Africa where life is so much better. Actually, they tell people to "burn everything down", which niggers in Baltimore gladly did, after CVS stopped selling menthol cigarettes. CVS stores may have banned tobacco, but they still smoke in Baltimore.

The Black Lives Matter movement has no formal hierarchy, otherwise known as an angry mob.

Origins

In February 2012, Trayvon Martin, who was suspended from school, got high and went to go buy Skittles and started casing houses to rob. Martin noticed some spic was following him, so the high thug assaulted Zimmerman and Zimmerman "stood his ground" and shot the high nigger dead. Zimmerman was later acquitted, but Nigger Americans knew better, since The Evidence Doesn't Matter. They knew in their hearts that poor little Trayvon DINDU NUFFIN, just like OJ. The jury, like everyone in America, must have been racist, because marijuana never leads anyone to violence or thievery, and as his school suspension showed, Martin was a good kid. Clearly poor little Trayvon was targeted simply because he was black, not because it looked like he was trying to find a house to rob, or because a man was trying to defend himself after being assaulted by a paranoid nigger who thought he was being followed because he got high.

The three Ebony founders

After George Zimmerman was acquitted for shooting Trayvon Martin, three black female "community organizers" named Patrisse Cullors, Opal Tometi, and Alicia Garza started BLM, inspired by Black Power, black feminists, the LGBT mafia, and Occupy Wall Street. The queer Garza wrote on Facebook, "Black people. I love you. I love us. Our lives matter." The queer Cullors "went off" after she learned of the acquittal, saying "I was hopeful — and probably naïve — that Zimmerman was going to be convicted and when he wasn't convicted I sort of went ballistic. And this generation goes ballistic in public, on social media." The queer Cullors shared the queer Garza's post with the hashtag #BlackLivesMatter. The Nigerian Tometi was watching Fruitvale Station, about the shooting of Oscar Grant by a BART officer, when she learned of the acquittal. Tometi later joined the two queers Garza and Cullors. No matter what the jury said, blacks knew Zimmerman was guilty as strongly as whites knew OJ was guilty.

In August 2014, a fat nigger thug in Missouri named Michael Brown robbed blunts from an Asian businessman, so he could get high, then he got high and walked down the middle of the fucking street, because he got high. After a cop in a car named Darren Wilson told Brown to get out of the fucking street since it's for cars, Brown tried to steal Wilson's gun, and Brown ended up another dead high nigger. Later on, witnesses reported all kinds of mismatching stories, but Nigger Americans knew better, knowing that Michael Brown DINDU NUFFIN and had his hands up when he was shot by a racist white cop. This led to the "Hands Up Don't Shoot" protests, which was a catchier slogan than the "Don't Steal Blunts From Asian Businessmen And Get High And Walk Down The Middle Of The Fucking Street And Try To Steal A Cop's Gun" protests.

Since Michael Brown's body was left in the street for four and a half hours, the queer Garza and other protestors decided to hold a train hostage over 2,000 miles away, by chaining themselves to a BART train for 90 minutes so the doors couldn't close. The protesters failed to realize that if Michael Brown had been walking down the sidewalk like a non-nigger, then his body wouldn't even be in the street, and he'd probably still be alive.

   
 
Our message has always been from a place of love.
 

 
 

—Opal Tometi, the one founder of the movement who didn't get the memo from the two queers

After the shooting, Black Lives Matter had 500 people do a "Freedom Ride" and went to Ferguson, Missouri to have "non-violent" demonstrations. Since the cop was white, this obviously led to riots in Ferguson for about two weeks, and a motherfucking no-fly zone. It's unclear whether the no-fly zone was due to reports of nignogs shooting at helicopters, or whether nobody wanted the media filming the fiery chimpout. When the white cop was not indicted in November 2014, that led to another week of riots. And a year after Brown was shot, that led to another few days of riots. All because Michael Brown got high.

Expansion

Black Lives Matter later took upon themselves to declare every dead nigger a martyr, whether he dies with any connection to law enforcement, completely ignoring black on black crime, black fathers abandoning their families two-thirds of the time, blacks not wanting to listen to authority figures in school or in uniform, or niggers joining gangs, niggers getting high, or niggers running from police like their runaway slave ancestors.

The queer Alicia Garza said one half of everyone incarcerated in America is black, which is clearly due to racism, and has absolutely nothing to do with blacks committing crimes.

Burn everything down

   
 
“When we say ‘Black Lives Matter,’ we’re not saying that any other life doesn’t matter. That has never, ever been our message. Our message has always been from a place of love.
 

 
 

—Opal Tometi, the one founder of the movement who didn't get the memo

In July 2015, the queer Patrisse Cullors who helped found BLM, led a protest yelling "Burn everything down!" and interrupted the speeches of Democratic presidential candidates Martin O'Malley and Bernie Sanders. When Martin O'Malley had the nerve to say "All lives matter", the racist protesters shouted and booed him. The protesters also demanded "Say Their Names", meaning list off the names of all the innocent little angels who ended up dead after encounters with law enforcement. Because cops shoot innocent people so much.

Why do so many niggers run from cops?

  • They're high
  • They're carrying drugs
  • They're guilty
  • They have outstanding warrants
  • They have unpaid child support
  • Massa gon' whip me

Do black parents think black lives matter?

You can find me in the club

In an example that Black Lives Matter, in October 2015 in Birmingham, Alabama, 26-year-old mother Katerra Lewis partied with a friend at a night club, leaving her only child, one-year-old daughter Kelci Devine Lewis, alone with five other children overnight, aged 2, 4, 6, 7, and 8. As reported by the 6-year-old girl, when the one-year-old child wouldn't stop crying, the oldest child, an 8-year-old boy, beat the girl to death, like you do. The baby girl died of blunt force trauma to the head and internal injuries. The boy was charged with murder, and the mother was charged with manslaughter. The mother was waiting for Section 8 housing, and was temporarily staying at the house where her daughter died.

Extra Crispy Bucket

In another example that Black Lives Matter, in November 2015 in Houston, Racquel Thompson went to Domino's and Walgreens with her boyfriend, leaving her four kids home alone. Her children were all under five-years-old and by multiple baby daddies. Naturally, a 3-year-old put their 19-month-old sister named J'Zyra Thompson in an oven, and another 3-year-old "made it hot", killing the child. For the invention of Crispy Junior Chicken, the cooking prodigy will later appear on Top Chef Jr.

Shaun King

Shaun King is an Oprah Winfrey Scholar who wrote lot about Black Lives Matter. After the shooting of Tamir Rice, King raised $60,000 for Rice's family through a fundraising website. Later on Rice's family had never heard of King or the fundraiser and never got any money, which was then seized by the court. Shaun King allegedly has a white mother and black father, although this was disputed by faggot Milo Yiannopoulos based on a birth certificate. King refuted this by saying the man on his birth certificate is not his biological father.

Dead Nigger Storage

Black Lives Matter has protested the deaths of:

  • Andrew Loku
  • Aiyana Jones
  • Charleston church shooting
  • Dontre Hamilton
  • Eric Garner
  • Eric Courtney Harris
  • Freddie Gray
  • Jamar Clark
  • Jeremy McDole
  • Jermaine Carby
  • John Crawford III
  • Jonathan Ferrell
  • Malissa Williams
  • Mansur Ball-Bey
  • Meagan Hockaday
  • Michael Brown
  • Nicholas Thomas
  • Rekia Boyd
  • Renisha McBride
  • Samuel DuBose
  • Sandra Bland
  • Tamir Rice
  • Timothy Russell
  • Tony Robinson
  • Trayvon Martin
  • Walter Lamar Scott
  • Yvette Smith

Since Quentin Tarantino used the phrase "Dead Nigger Storage" in his film Pulp Fiction, footfag Tarantino was filled with white guilt and participated in "Rise Up October" where he called cops "murderers." This was four days after a black NYPD cop named Randolph Holder was murdered by a nigger criminal named Tyrone Howard. Did Black Lives Matter care about the death of a black cop? Tarantino was called a "cop hater" by cops, and police unions in New York and Los Angeles and Philadelphia called for a boycott of his films, mistakenly thinking anyone wants to see his films anymore.

SayHerName

Since Travyon Martin and Michael Brown were "heterosexual cisgender black men" and hogging the victim spotlight, SJW black chicks had had enough. Black Lives Matter needed a vagina version. The #SayHerName movement was created in February 2015 to "address the invisibilization of black women" by #BlackLivesMatter. This is incredibly ironic since Black Lives Matter was created by three black chicks (two queers and a Nigerian).

Much like terrorists make people recite the Shahada to decide whether to kill you or not, these Black Power movements require people to know the names of every black person who has died recently from causes unrelated to diabetes or obesity. Thank God it's not called #SpellHerName.

Black chicks die too

  • Aiyana Stanley-Jones
  • Alberta Spruill
  • Alesia Thomas
  • Alexia Christian
  • Aura Rosser
  • Danette Daniels
  • Eleanor Bumpurs
  • Frankie Ann Perkins
  • Gabriella Nevarez
  • Janisha Fonville
  • Kathryn Johnston
  • Kayla Moore
  • Kendra James
  • Kyam Livingston
  • LaTanya Haggerty
  • Malissa Williams
  • Margaret LaVerne Mitchell
  • Meagan Hockaday
  • Michelle Cusseaux
  • Miriam Carey
  • Mya Hall
  • Natasha McKenna
  • Pearlie Golden
  • Rekia Boyd
  • Sandra Bland
  • Shantel Davis
  • Sharmel Edwards
  • Shelly Frey
  • Sheneque Proctor
  • Shereese Francis
  • Sonji Taylor
  • Tanisha Anderson
  • Tarika Wilson
  • Tyisha Miller
  • Yvette Smith

Quotes

   
 
Pigs in a blanket, fry 'em like bacon


 


 
 

—Marchers with a BLM banner at the Minnesota State Fair

   
 
I aint seen one dead body on the #ParisAttacks #Prayers4Paris my ass…. #fuckparis #BlackLivesMatter


 


 
 

—@ONLY_THAMAN

   
 
this Black Lives Matter is nothing more than an American born terrorist group


 


 
 

—Police chief who later had to resign due to the Black Card

   
 
If YOUR life is in shambles? If your are standing around pointing blame? START WITH YOURSELVES! I speak from experience. You want "black lives matter?" Then START WITH YOUR BLACK LIFE! Keep your racism, my heart belongs to LOVE.


 


 
 

—Peggy Hubbard, black mother who grew up in Missouri and is married to a cop

   
 
I will NOT jump on your "HATE WHITE PEOPLE!" I'm not built that way. I am not viable to my black community, because I am not jumping on YOUR bandwagon to, hate the police, hate white people, scream racism, be "anti-government? Sorry to disapoint!


 


 
 

—Peggy Hubbard, black mother who grew up in Missouri and is married to a cop

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