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HEY SHITLORD, HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR CALENDAR (AND YOUR PRIVILIGE) RECENTLY?

IT'S 2016!!

Justin Trudeau is a Liberal troll elected to office in Canada as Prime Minister. His main election promise is to legalize marijuana. He is also Roman Catholic, which apparently means something to people that know nothing about Canada. Some have called him a marijuana-addict because of his support for legalizing it.

Justin Trudeau's newest trolling involves putting more women into the Canadian federal cabinet. Justin then moved on to delude people into thinking that instead of telling a woman where she belongs they should instead support women's rights. He also supports investment in national education for indigenous citizens. Many moralfags are pissed about the murder of babies via abortion, something that people in Canada have not cared about in decades.

Due to his young age, the fact he is a clone of his father from 40 years ago and because of his status as a massive SJW he has been called the Hipster Prime Minister.

Cannabis

   
 
We had a few good friends over for a dinner party, our kids were at their grandmother’s for the night, and one of our friends lit a joint and passed it around. I had a puff.
 

 
 

—Justin Trudeau, smokin' dat dope.

Trudeau is one of the first elected Canadian politicians to openly endorse marijuana legalization. This is long after the Canadian Supreme Court ruled in favour of giving marijuana to Cancer stricken patients. Under the Harper government, the RCMP would go in and arrest anyone with a single plant, regardless of whether or not they had permission from health Canada.

People have been smoking marijuana in Canada for at least 60 years, and many of the people opposing legalization of Cannabis are also the same people who smoke Cannabis recreationaly. This is especially true in British Columbia, where 420% of the population grow and smoke weed every day. In reality, BC should have legalized it a long time ago so they could legally export the cannabis to Americunts, sparking another long international trade war about trees.

He's also sold all of the country's gold to jews, which will provide a long enough distraction for goldstein to turn his back and allow the arabs to come in and culturally enrich canada with a lot of men wearing weird belts

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Typical Justin Trudeau.

Peter Kent is a piece of shit.

Trudeau is a failure just like his dead father.

Claims he's had "5 or 6 puffs" in his life.

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