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[[File:JessicaDrakeChokingOnCock.jpg|thumb|Jessica Drake]]
[[File:JessicaDrakeChokingOnCock.jpg|thumb|SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DORRAR]]
 
'''Jessica Drake''' is a [[liberal]] [[cunt]] whose biggest claim to fame other than [[Blowjob|sucking dick]] is falsely-accusing [[U.S.]] [[President]] [[Donald Trump]] of offering her $10,000 for [[sex]] ([[Fact|far more than she's actually worth]]) in a futile attempt at helping shrieking harpy and so-called "[[lawyer]]" [[Jessica Leeds|Gloria Allred]] rig the [[2016 Presidential Election]] in favour of [[Hillary Clinton]].
 
After murdering August Ames, Jessica pretended that she had never interacted with August and posted the following [[tl;dr]] bullshit on Twitter in an attempt at [[damage control]].
 


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Revision as of 00:41, 14 January 2018

August Ames, during better times.
August Ames, now in powder form.

August Ames (Powerword: Mercedes Grabowski) was a 23-year-old porn star who was brutally cyberbullied to death by bloodthirsty homosexuals and feminist SJWs in December, 2017, after she refused to have sex with a part-time fudgepacker for her latest adult film.

As of January, 2018, August Ames' murderers; Jaxton Wheeler, Jessica Drake and Alexis Monroe still remain free despite the fact that they remorselessly murdered August Ames by literally trolling her to death on Twitter. You can help by trolling the shit out of them on social media until they kill themselves, sending them kewl animated .gifs that flash really fast or by fucking them in the arse until they contract AIDS.

The Murderers

Jaxton Wheeler

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Jaxton Wheeler, getting AIDS.

"Sir" Jaxton Wheeler is a typical gay bear and self-proclaimed "pansexual" who loves the cock and enjoys basking in the glory of his own faggotry. Essentially a less gay version of Luka Magnotta, Jaxton felt that telling August Ames to kill herself with cyanide was a totally reasonable and acceptable response to her tweet about not wanting to bang homos.

After August actually went ahead and took Jaxton's advice, he quickly attempted to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and desperately tried to downplay the fact that a woman had just killed herself after he told her point blank that she should go kill herself.


   
 
@AugustAmesxxx the world is awaiting your apology or for you to swallow a cyanide pill. Either or we'll take it.
 

 
 

—Jackoff Wheeler (archive)

   
 
I would never advocate someone bring harm to themselves that aren't a threat to others. In the pursuit of political correctness I hope we haven't pushed a fellow performer too far, I was simply trying to attack an issue not the value of the person. Awaiting details #RIP #AA
 

 
 

Nice try, faggot

Jessica Drake

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Jessica Drake is a liberal cunt whose biggest claim to fame other than sucking dick is falsely-accusing U.S. President Donald Trump of offering her $10,000 for sex (far more than she's actually worth) in a futile attempt at helping shrieking harpy and so-called "lawyer" Gloria Allred rig the 2016 Presidential Election in favour of Hillary Clinton.

After murdering August Ames, Jessica pretended that she had never interacted with August and posted the following tl;dr bullshit on Twitter in an attempt at damage control.


Alexis Monroe

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Alexis Monroe is a 35-year-old midget who somehow got a career in porn despite having a butt-ugly pig face and sub-par tits that aren't even real. Alexis is the type of blonde retard who will eat up feminist and pro-fag propaganda and then regurgitate it because she lacks the basic mental capacity to actually think for herself.

Following August's tweet, Alexis began accusing August of discrimination for not wanting to get AIDS or consent to having sex with a man who is statistically far more likely to have AIDS due to getting fucked in the bum by blacks.

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