Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Bomani Armah: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>Mantequilla
Reverted edits by H64 (talk) to last revision by Desudesudesudesu
imported>Ñigga
[https://genius.com/Bomani-dmite-armah-read-a-book-lyrics|Got lyrics here]/Made them easyer on the eyes & seeable
Line 6: Line 6:


== Read A Book Lyrics <span id="RABLLink" class="toggleLink"></span>==
== Read A Book Lyrics <span id="RABLLink" class="toggleLink"></span>==
<span id="RABLCollapseText" style="display: none;">[-]</span>
YEAHHHHH~! Wassup y'all, ha ha ha
<span id="RABLExpandText" style="display: none;">[+]</span>
This your boy D'Mite
<span id="RABLInitialState" style="display: none;">0</span>
You see I usually do songs with like
Hooks and concepts and shit right?
BUT FUCK THAT MAN, I'm tryin to go platinum
So I'm 'bout to go rock this shit
Check this out y'all, uhh


<div id="RABL" style="display: none;">
(D'Mite in the style of Lil Jon:)
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!


[Sung to a hook derived from Beethoven's Symphony No.5.]
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!
R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!


YEE-AAH!
Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book nigga, a fuckin book nigga (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who)
But a book nigga, a fuckin book nigga (YEAHHH~!)
Not a sports page, not a magazine
But a book nigga, check this out
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids


Whazzup y'all? Dis yo boy D Mike.
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT
Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT


See, I used to do songs wit' like, hooks, an' concepts an' shit, right?
Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS
Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS


Well FUCK DAT man. I'm tryna go platinum. So I'm bout ta rock 'dis shit.
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth
Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth


Check 'dis out, y'all.
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga (WHAT~!~!~!!)


READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK! [repeat four times]
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
 
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
R-E-A-D A B-O Oh-KAAY! [repeat four times]
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
 
It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)
Not a sports page! Not a magazine!
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!
But a book, nigga, a fuckin' book, nigga! [repeat three times]
Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!
 
Read a (EXPLOSION)
Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' Goddam kids. [repeat four times]
 
Your body needs water, so drink that shit. [repeat four times]
 
Buy some land, buy some land. FUCK SPINNIN' RIMS! [repeat four times]
 
Brush yo' teef, brush yo' teef, brush yo' goddamn teef. [repeat four times]
 
Wear deodorant, nigger! Wear deodorant, nigger! [repeat four times]
 
It's called Speed Stick, it's not expensive. [repeat four times]
 
READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK [repeat two times]
 
READ A—
 
[thudding boom]
</div>
</div>



Revision as of 04:48, 6 December 2021

Read a book, nigga.

Bomani Armah is a coconut nigger who is white on the inside and therefore thinks straight, almost like a sensible white person and hates niggers with all the fervor of a klansman. In the following video, he reminds all the other niggas to read a motherfuckin' book, raise their goddamn kids, drink some fucking water, buy some land, fuck spinning rims, brush their goddamn teeth, and wear deodorant.

Read A Book Lyrics

YEAHHHHH~! Wassup y'all, ha ha ha This your boy D'Mite You see I usually do songs with like Hooks and concepts and shit right? BUT FUCK THAT MAN, I'm tryin to go platinum So I'm 'bout to go rock this shit Check this out y'all, uhh

(D'Mite in the style of Lil Jon:) Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!

R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~! R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~! R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~! R-E-A-D, A, B-O-OAHH-KAYYYYYYYY~!

Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who) But a book nigga, a fuckin book nigga (YEAHHH~!) Not a sports page (what) not a magazine (who) But a book nigga, a fuckin book nigga (YEAHHH~!) Not a sports page, not a magazine But a book nigga, check this out Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' God damn kids

Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT Your body needs water - so DRINK THAT SHIT

Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS Buy some land, buy some land (what) FUCK SPINNIN RIMS

Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth Brush yo' teeth, brush yo' teeth, brush yo' God damn teeth

Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga Wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga (WHAT~!~!~!!)

It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch) It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch) It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch) It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch) Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a (EXPLOSION)

See Also

External Links

http://www.notarapper.com

[WatermelonsFried Chicken]
Bomani Armah is part of a series of topics related to Black People
Places

AfricaAntigua and BarbudaAtlantaDead Nigger StorageDetroitE.S. Nigger Brown StandEgyptGambia ♠ The GhettoHabbo HotelHoustonKenyaLiberiaMediatakeoutMontenegroMozambiqueNawlinsPrisonSierra LeoneSomaliaSouth AfricaSoulja Boy Tellem ChatSudanTanzaniaWashington, DCZimbabwe

Personas

AboriginalBlackineseBoko HaramChavCripsGothNativeNiggerNegressNigraOFWGKTATransniggerWiggerYounger Woolwich Boyz

People

2Pac345rv5Aaron AlexisAbner LouimaAdria RichardsAfro-chanAfro NinjaAfroduckAinsley HarriottAl SharptonAlison FloydAlvin GreeneAmanda KijeraAmericanDad86AnimatedJamesAntoine DodsonAxel Muganwa RudakubanaBags of MoneyBANGSBarack Hussein ObamaBarry BondsBernie MacBeyoncé KnowlesBill ClintonBill CosbyBlack DiligentBLACK_MANBlack PantherBLACKB0NDBLACKbusterCriticBlackwashingBlue-SixBomani ArmahBrandon PhillipsBrenda WilliamsBreonna TaylorBryce WilliamsBubbaC-NOTECanibusCandyJunkieCardi BCarltonCasey BrezikCaster SemenyaCharles RamseyCharlie Check'mCheyenne CherryChina GuyChris BrownChris DornerClay ClaymoreCobanermani456ComedyShortsGamerCondoleezza RiceCosmo SetepenraCRoadwarriorCulexorCynthia McKinneyCyntoia BrownDaBabyDangermanDarrell BrooksDave ChappelleDavid Wu-KapauwDcigsDead nigger babyDeborrah CooperDemcadDeWayne CraddockDJBPlaythroughsDr. Laura SchlessniggerDramasetterEDP445EtikaFat Larry's BandFCU777Frank JamesFresh PrinceFreddie GrayFuture the rapperG-ZayGary ColemanGazi KodzoGeneral Butt NakedGeorge FloydH2OHappy NegroHerman CainIsaac HayesIShowSpeedIsmaaiyl BrinsleyJadaJaden SmithJames WatsonJay BundyJena SixJeremiah TrueJesse JacksonJinuSenpaiJkidJordan NeelyJoseph KonyJussie SmollettKamala HarrisKamala Harris (prostitute)Kanye WestKerney ThomasKingMasterReviewKobe BryantKorryn GainesKSILatarian MiltonLee RigbyLiam MangoLil BLinda CartyLoud NigraLowti3rgodM0M0koMadThad0890MajelaZeZeDiamondMalcolm XMarcellus WilliamsMark EssexMartin Luther King, Jr.Martin SsempaMarvin Morvan and Alex TeniolaMary Alice AltorferMaurice ClemmonsMaxine WatersMC RideMeek MillMicah DawsonMicah JohnsonMichael AregaMichael JacksonMike TysonMikese MorseMintahMiss LandmineMonica FosterMr.A.T.AndreiThomasMr PregnantMr. TMuteba KidiabaMychal BellNawlinWikiNelson MandelaNicki MinajNigger PigNocturnus LibertusNtokozo QwabeRick RossOFWGKTAOG LocOJ SimpsonOld Spice GuyOliver HartOmarosaOprah WinfreyOrlando HarrisP DiddyProfessor KuhtoonsPurple AkiQueen KongR. KellyRachel DolezalRaven WilliamsReverend XRick JamesRobert Butler Jr.Rocky LockridgeRon MexicoRosa ParksRoyce da 5'9"RucasRudy EugeneSandro L JeanSapphyDracasesSenator Barack Hussein ObamaShaun KingSheneequaSonicfoxSonicStrifeSoulja BoyStarlaglamSteve Hodder-WattSteve StephensSubToDavidlandSweet BrownT-PainTacgnolTarisai VusheTariq NasheedTawana BrawleyTay ZondayTedius ZanarukandoThatKidDouglasThe Black SentinelThe Booty WarriorThe Central Park FiveThe CrackheadThe Online GamerThe TrashmanTheAdviseShowTherese Patricia OkoumouTheSuperRobotSoujaOGTiger WoodsTommy SotomayorTony EvereadyTony48219Tookie WilliamsTrayvon MartinTrevor NoahTwomadTyler LumarTyra BanksTyra PattersonUnMaskingTheTruthValisHDVerbal AseViperWaluigis-girlWill SmithWilliam UnekWrong Location NiggerXiao-Feng-FuryXXXTentacionYasukeZwarte Piet

Parlance

Are You Serious?BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUDBix NoodBrraa pap pap papBOOYA!Dat AssDINDUNUFFINEbonicsENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK ITFirst World ProblemsFlea Market MontgomeryFuck The PoliceGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleHack is Wack!Happy NegroI Go Chop Your DollarImma Let You Finish IM PRESSIN CHARGESNiggers tongue my anusNot racistRead a BookScrub Me Mama With A Boogie BeatSittin On Tha ToiletSmell yo dickThanks ObamaThe BoondocksThese CuffsWHOOYou'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Pastimes

365Black.com419 Nigerian Email ScamsBasketballBlackbirdBooty ShakingChikinsChimpoutConspiracy theoriesDogo Nahawa MassacreDolemiteFUBUGrand Theft Auto: San AndreasHypebeastJenkemKFC Double DownKool-AidLinux for NiggersNigga Know TechnologyPolice AbolitionPool's ClosedRacismRapRapeRiotsSoulja Boy Tellem ChatStreet takeoverSwagThe Black SentinelThe Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock)TwitterUbuntuVoodooVuvuzelaWatermelonzWill Smith slaps Chris RockWorldstar Hiphop

Past

BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)Vintage Black Americana

Present

ADOSAIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaISWAPKwanzaaNAACPP.A. PalaceSheeeitThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

A. Wyatt MannAznBuck BreakersCopsChimpmaniaDon ImusDylann Storm RoofEbola virusEmploymentEpic Beard ManGraykatIlluminatiJames WatsonJohnny RebelJustine SaccoKu Klux KlanKramerMoonmanPayton GendronPopobawaPermit PattyRacismRay TensingRyan PalmeterShitskin PlantationSpicsStormfrontThe BLM KillerTotal Nigger DeathWWhite people