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Not to be confused with the [[Wapanese]], Blackinese (or Chigro) are black-persons with "squinty eyes" like those of a gook. The numbers making up this sub-species in the wild has grown exponentially over the years and as such distinctive variation is beginning to emerge; skin tones from "a light-cocoa" to "as black as your boot" have been documented along with a great many eyes in a cashew ''or'' almond shape. | Not to be confused with the [[Wapanese]], Blackinese (or Chigro) are black-persons with "squinty eyes" like those of a gook. The numbers making up this sub-species in the wild has grown exponentially over the years and as such distinctive variation is beginning to emerge; skin tones from "a light-cocoa" to "as black as your boot" have been documented along with a great many eyes in a cashew ''or'' almond shape. | ||
== Blackinese: A rich heritage== | == Blackinese: A rich heritage== | ||
In the early days of the 1700's [[Old people|Carl Peter Thunberg]] migrated from his accommodating native homeland to Japan in order to search for inexpensive sex-slaves. Whilst travelling the country he closely studied and eventually adopted local custom taking great pains to document in meticulous detail everything that he saw and experienced within a great series of collected written volumes. This gentleman formed a foundation for the egocentric | In the early days of the 1700's [[Old people|Carl Peter Thunberg]] migrated from his accommodating native homeland to Japan in order to search for inexpensive sex-slaves. Whilst travelling the country he closely studied and eventually adopted local custom taking great pains to document in meticulous detail everything that he saw and experienced within a great series of collected written volumes. This gentleman formed a foundation for the egocentric Japanophile we know today. | ||
Eventually the traveller returned bringing with him a retinue of thirty-seven Japanese; that he referred to as '' "the little flowers" '', whom he had purchased following prolonged and exhaustive examination of [[Taiwan]]ese specimens proffered by local merchants; it having been deemed conclusively by all in company that the [[12 year old girls|native comforts]] were of a "superior quality" resulting in a "fair" price being arranged for their acquisition. After a successful lecture-tour during which the juveniles were presented for viewing and investigative-penetration the obsession with all things Japanese spread as word of mouth, the press and Thunberg's own works brought "the land of the rising sun" into Western consciousness, much to an [[Forever alone|isolationist]] Japan's distress. | Eventually the traveller returned bringing with him a retinue of thirty-seven Japanese; that he referred to as '' "the little flowers" '', whom he had purchased following prolonged and exhaustive examination of [[Taiwan]]ese specimens proffered by local merchants; it having been deemed conclusively by all in company that the [[12 year old girls|native comforts]] were of a "superior quality" resulting in a "fair" price being arranged for their acquisition. After a successful lecture-tour during which the juveniles were presented for viewing and investigative-penetration the obsession with all things Japanese spread as word of mouth, the press and Thunberg's own works brought "the land of the rising sun" into Western consciousness, much to an [[Forever alone|isolationist]] Japan's distress. | ||
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Not to be confused with the Wapanese, Blackinese (or Chigro) are black-persons with "squinty eyes" like those of a gook. The numbers making up this sub-species in the wild has grown exponentially over the years and as such distinctive variation is beginning to emerge; skin tones from "a light-cocoa" to "as black as your boot" have been documented along with a great many eyes in a cashew or almond shape.
Blackinese: A rich heritage
In the early days of the 1700's Carl Peter Thunberg migrated from his accommodating native homeland to Japan in order to search for inexpensive sex-slaves. Whilst travelling the country he closely studied and eventually adopted local custom taking great pains to document in meticulous detail everything that he saw and experienced within a great series of collected written volumes. This gentleman formed a foundation for the egocentric Japanophile we know today.
Eventually the traveller returned bringing with him a retinue of thirty-seven Japanese; that he referred to as "the little flowers" , whom he had purchased following prolonged and exhaustive examination of Taiwanese specimens proffered by local merchants; it having been deemed conclusively by all in company that the native comforts were of a "superior quality" resulting in a "fair" price being arranged for their acquisition. After a successful lecture-tour during which the juveniles were presented for viewing and investigative-penetration the obsession with all things Japanese spread as word of mouth, the press and Thunberg's own works brought "the land of the rising sun" into Western consciousness, much to an isolationist Japan's distress.
Some argue that had Thunberg not unleashed this "Yellow Fever" the eventual bridges that were built, and brought a nigger to fuck a Jap, would never have been built.
Although as previously mentioned some variation exists in this mongrel, Blackinese would appear to be scared of everything; including themselves. Extended studies have shown examples of Blackinese becoming so engrossed in their love of flashing lights and brightly-coloured objects that they find they can no longer face reality and so retreat into a world of their own devising, eventually reaching a catatonic state some would equate to a form of brain-death.
Well done C. P. Thunberg, are you happy now?
Personalities & Likes
Blackinese express adoration for the medium of anime, bizarrely in the case of Miku Hatsune, a Blackinese will feed upon her blue-hair. Musical appreciation encompasses all things oriental; high-pitched or vocoder-treated lyrics in conjunction with off-note electronic noise are consistently the order of the day.
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