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Obviously, security systems from Brinks seem to be [[over 9000]] times [[moar]] effective at deterring [[Anonymous]] than traditional [[Alex Wuori|dog curtains and phone tracing]]. | Obviously, security systems from Brinks seem to be [[over 9000]] times [[moar]] effective at deterring [[Anonymous]] than traditional [[Alex Wuori|dog curtains and phone tracing]]. | ||
Of course while the [[WRY|WRYYYY]] noise may scare [[Anonymous]] off, a | Of course while the [[WRY|WRYYYY]] noise may scare [[Anonymous]] off, a nigger will simply pull his [[Gun|glock]] out and [[Sean Taylor|shoot the homeowner in the cock]] for installing such [[16_year_old_girl|annoying shit]]. And of course anyone who buys such a security system is a [[pussy]] [[liberal]] who cannot use [[gun]]s, and will be therefore [[Dead|B& IRL]] by some [[The_Crackhead|piece of shit on welfare looking for cocaine money]]. | ||
==Meme Status== | ==Meme Status== | ||
Revision as of 18:10, 30 August 2012
Brinks Home Security Broadview Security (as of July 2009) is both a new meme and a shitty alarm system that pussy liberals can get installed on their hugbox.
The Ad Fail
Nigger: *KNOCK*
Ginger Chick: Did you hear that?
Random Dude: It's our first night in the new house, do you want me to check?
Ginger Chick: Ok
Random Dude: *Walks to top of stair case*
Random Dude: *Notices that black person is attempting to break his front door down* (Why would he knock if he's going to break in?)
Nigger: *THUD* *THUD* *CRACKLE*
Alarm: WRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYYWRYYYY
Nigger: *sprints off into the night (Duh - Everyone knows black person run fast)
Random Dude: I SAW A GUY TRY TO BREAK IN!!!
Ginger Chick: WHAT?
Random Dude: THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF!
Phone: RING RING RING
Ginger Chick: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Closet Fag: This is Andy from Brink's Home Security, are you alright?
Ginger Chick: MY HUSBAND SAW A SOMEONE TO BREAK IN
Closet Fag: IM SENDING HELP RIGHT NAO!
The Lulz
Obviously, security systems from Brinks seem to be over 9000 times moar effective at deterring Anonymous than traditional dog curtains and phone tracing.
Of course while the WRYYYY noise may scare Anonymous off, a nigger will simply pull his glock out and shoot the homeowner in the cock for installing such annoying shit. And of course anyone who buys such a security system is a pussy liberal who cannot use guns, and will be therefore B& IRL by some piece of shit on welfare looking for cocaine money.
Meme Status
Given all this win, "THE ALARM - IT SCARED HIM OFF" got meme status on /b/ and /k/ for its correct portrayal of how a black person can flee like a scared kitten. GREAT COMMERCIAL, BRINKS. YOU ARE TOTALLY GIVING PEOPLE A REALISTIC IDEA OF WHAT NIGGERS DO WHEN THEY HEAR SOMEONE CLEARING A LEVEL ON PACMAN.
See Also
External Links
Shitty Brinks Commercial #1
Shitty Brinks Commercial #2
Shitty Brinks Commercial #3
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