Margaret Thatcher

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Thatcher during her Baroness years.

Britain before Thatcher.

Margaret Thatcher was an infamous troll and oldfag who was born at least 100 years ago, making her over 9000 years old. Her many victims included the poor, coal miners, school children, the Soviet Empire, the entire populace of Argentina and various other wastes of space. While many claim she did this because she is an evil libertarian-nazi, it is now known that she did it for the lulz also to keep her senile fucked up Republicunt matey boy Reagan happy - even though most Amerifags referred to her as Hatchet Face when she was on the news.

She was also Jack the Ripper, God, and a pretty cool guy.

The Life and Times of Margaret Thatcher

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Mrs Thatcher with a close friend. 'Owsabout that, then?

The Torydactyl, Maggie's final form. Note the blood of Welsh miners dripping from her fangs.

Famous also for pwning the poor within the UK, Thatcher used the British police, renamed the SS to beat the fuck out of the Welsh & illiterate leftards of northern England who had all been tricked into turning commie by Che Guevara T-shirts and international fag superstars The Smiths. As a result of her superhuman efforts, Thatcher was Knighted in 1984 as Iron Lady for life by the queen, and on the same day invaded and eventually pwned Argentina. She is also admired by the English people for kicking the Irish around, which will always boost one's approval ratings.

Close friends with Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Savile and Jim Davidson, Mrs Thatcher is commonly held to be the greatest leader since Hitler, and a thoroughly good chap.

Before becoming the scourge of commies worldwide, Mrs Thatcher was a noted research scientist, inventing the method by which ice cream is preserved, and discovering a substance now known as Thatcherite, lethal to communists and liberals much like AIDS is to homosexuals.

Thatcher was also known as The Milk Snatcher after she stole all the milk and cookies from the school children.

• She also "SOLD THE FAMILY SILVER" - for fuck all, to all her Tory fanbois in the city.
• Telecom (British Telco) sold at like £2 a share, sold later that day for like £6 on the stock market
• The Water Utilities (high bills & poor quality water)
• Electric Companies (Price Hikes are still going on).
• Despised feminists, despite the fact that as a woman, she would never have been given the opportunity to be elected prime minister without them.
• Openly supported apartheid in South Africa and called Nelson Mandela a 'terrorist'.
• The Gas Company (Price Hikes & the closing of the domestic gas leak service for being unprofitable)
• School meals (resulting in a generation of unhealthy children)

She set up numerous QUANGO's (Quasi Autonimous Non-elected Gov. Org's)

How So?

How was Margaret Thatcher so successful? The answer is simple - because she had a fucking huge penis. Her husband, Dennis Thatcher, had a large mangina into which she repeatedly forced herself producing their two children, Mark and Carol. Unfortunately, years of thinking she was the Queen had given her hereditary diseases that infected both her children. Carol was dropped at birth and worked over with an ugly stick. Eventually she crawled back into her Dad's fanny* where she spent most of her youth. Mark turned gay, failed at trolling a handful of niggers in Africa and found himself permabanned from the 'Western territories'.

Like all great fascist dictators, however, she only had one testicle. Still, this was enough for the Argies, wot?

*In the Sate of England, USA, [of which Margaret Thatcher was governor] 'Fanny' means haddock pastie, NOT 'arse'.

	“	She will go down in history as the woman who killed Santa Claus.	„
	—Mr. Parry, MP

Just Die Already

On the 7th of March 2008, Thatcher gave the down trodden nation of Great Britain hope when it was announce she been admitted to hospital with unknown complications. However it was soon short lived, as she was sent home a few hours later [1]. Later that year, her daughter revealed that Thatcher had dementia, which resulted in Thatcher thinking that her dead husband was still alive. [2] This means that the best way to torment her is to constantly state that her husband is dead. This lulzy process can be repeated regularly to identical effect, as a result of her crotchety old Alzheimer's brain forgetting things almost as soon as she hears them. Alzheimer's is, of course, God's invitation to rape the sufferer, given the impossibility of them ever providing coherent evidence, or simply remembering the lulz. Budding rapists would do well to remember that Thatcher's vagoo has dryness of over 9000, so lubricating is advised.

Around this time, people started planning her funeral just to scare the shit out of her. Tory fanbois insisted on giving her state funeral reported to cost the UK taxpayer £3,000,000 (or $6,000,000 lol, exchange rate). This marks the only occasion where people agreed with the Tories as while they wanted to give their glorious leader a fond farewell, the rest of the UK thought £3 million was a small price to make sure the cunt was actually dead. Well, not everyone. Some people believe the £3 million could be put to better use. "For £3 million, you could buy everybody in Scotland a shovel, and we'd dig a hole so deep we'd hand her over to Satan personally." Margaret Thatcher will be buried in a man made lake or at least she will be after all the people have finished pissing on her grave. It will be the first time the 21 gun salute will be aimed at the coffin.

There are some people in the UK who hope that she lives for fucking evar & evar, pushed round in a wheelchair while her capitalist pig fanbois all die and have her sitting there, miserable, in penance for her crimes against the people.

Goodnight Sweet Princess

Thatcher, as she is today.

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Thatcher's death has made 'Dave' a sad panda.

	“	When I realised that Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "Fucking brilliant!" Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order. Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.	„
	—Anonymous Britfag on the death of the Iron Lady.

On the eighth of April 2013 Baroness Thatcher died, allegedly after a strike stroke, although some argue that this is just a lie put out by her Tory underlings looking to disguise the fact that somebody found all and destroyed her horcruxes.

Jubilant scenes among the common people of Britain as Thatcher's death is announced.

There was much rejoicing throughout the United Kingdom and ultimately nothing of value was lost, despite much bawwwing from the Daily Fail and other scumfuck right wing tabloids, to who treated Thatcher's death as a great tragedy on the scale of a second Diana, painting the evil bitch as some sort of great British hero.

Street Parties Held Across Britain To Celebrate Thatcher's Death About missing Pics

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  This hot MILF organized a massive 'Thatcher's Dead' party on Facebook and made the Daily Mail butthurt.
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  Fireworks in Liverpool.

Thatcher is to be buried in a state funeral, to take place on the 17th of April 2013, which will cost the British taxpayer £10,000,000 (a bargain in any financial crisis!) and will require the presence of 700 armed forces personnel, just in case any of the peasantry try to spoil it for the rich cunts in attendance.

Regardless, several brave anons claim to be planning to try and disrupt the funeral and we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to wish these noble warriors of the higher cause all the luck in the world.

Go get 'er, boys!

• A campaign to make 'Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead!' number one in the UK singles chart on the day of Thatcher's funeral is already well underway.
• Some of the parties held to celebrate Thatcher's death had been planned for YEARS!
• Snivelling little Lib Dem turncoat, Nick Clegg, whining about the street parties accompanying Thatcher's death

See also

• Augusto Pinochet
• Corporate Cunts
• Milk

Games featuring Thatcher

• Whack-A-Miner
• Milk Snatcher
• The Lady's Not For Burning

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