KIDS Act

The KIDS Act ( They call it the "Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act", though its more of the Killing the Internet and Digital Suffering Act or KOSA Lite) was passed by Congress on June 29, 2026 with 267-117 votes and you should be praying that it gets voted down in the Senate.

The KIDS Act hides behind the quiet Propaganda and sacred cows that its goal is a federal bill to protect Children and regulate how tech companies treat minors online with digital safety proposals to enforce platform safeguards, restrict targeted advertising to youth, regulate AI chatbots, and mandate age-verification for sexually explicit websites but it is another subtle bill like the Patriot Act that is designed to quitly take away more of our Constitutional Rights.

First and formost, what you should be afraid of is that if this bill is passed by the Senate and signed into law by our Great God Emperor Donald Trump because of pressure from Old people who can't stand to see the word Nigger being used on the Internets, the KIDS Act could lead to the unconstitutional censorship of constitutionally protected speech, limiting minors' access to vital resources much like how you always get a PC response from Google's AI when you try to search for a negative belief on a political issue.

Go right now and search Gaygle for arguments arguing that the Holocaust is a lie and never happened or that it is a Jewish conspiracy to wrestle Money away from European countries like Germany and Austria to support Israel behind the curtain that these pay-outs are meant to return Art and moneies to Jewish families that were "Allegedly" stolen from them during the great Jewish Holocaust Lie to support Israel. You will get a Google AI response that will politely tell you that you are an Anti-Semite and will lead you to Jewish approved websites that say that the Holocaust did happen and the Jews do deserve these paybacks while being put on a list by the National Security Agency because you might possibly be a Jew Hater and planning to spray paint the doors of a Jewish Temple with Swastikas.

If the KIDS Act is passed into Law, you can expect to see more of this PC Bullshit being played out on the Internets except that you will have the Internet Police wearing their standard issue military boots kicking in your door because you used the word Spic or Wet Back when describing a Beaner.

So What Is KIDS Act

KIDS Act, or KOSA Lite is a great compromise between The Government, tech giants like Elon Musk and angry Mothers that can't stand to see the word Nigger being used on a website despite their using it Over 9000 times a day or get Angry when their chubby little princess, 12-years-old and weighing 250 pounds, gets called a Fat Ass on X and wants to sue someone.

One of the most important things that you should be aware of is that despite the KIDS Act saying that it Does't require age verification, because everyone knows how they were saying they were 18 when they got ahold of their Dad's credit card because they believed the Mythical advertisements saying that Emma Watson, from Harry Potter, did an underground video of her taking it in the pooper and had to see it, websites are expected to always know a user's age regardless. If a user, God forbid, lies about their age, the website's logarithm guesses wrong or the website's photoscan guessed the wrong age because Mommy's little darling put on a fake mustache and beard - it is still the website's responability to have known the user's Age.

To avoid Government actions against them and an Internet lawsuit getting placed against them because someone Photoshopped a Dick in a Girl's mouth and made her have a Psychological break, websites will most likely be asking for more tangible evidence such as a Driver's License or a Passport to be allowed to use their site.

So, thanks to Your Mom being a big fat Bitch, if the KIDS Act gets passed by the Senate and signed into law by our Great God Emperor, your 12-year-old ass won't be able to just say that you're 18 and be able to access this site. You'll have to steal your dad's driver license number and plug it into a third-party website to be able to enter into this great experiment of the First Ammendment.

For Legal reasons and if this prepackaged Retardation on paper should ever get passed into Law, we're going to say that we're just predicting a possible scenario that a Kid with an IQ over 60 might use to bypass the system.

Censorship

The first qustion we should be asking is, "Why the hell are we talking about this when it already exists?"

Just listen to the radio. For years channels played Pink Floyd's "Money" with no problems whatsoever but now because of Crybaby Snowflakes the word Bullshit has to be censored out of the line "Ah, don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit" because someone's feelings might get hurt over a stupid word. Seriously, modern radio censorship is Bullshit.

Take Dire Straits "Money For Nothing". Again, for years radio stations had no problem playing the uncensored version with the word Faggot in the lines, "See the little faggot with the earring and the make up/Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair/That little faggot got his own jet airplane/That little faggot, he's a millionaire" but now, because it might offend a Pillow Bitter, the word Faggot has been taken out.

We thought that Faggot was a pejorative used to describe loud, obnoxious Harley riders.

Everybody’s a crybaby these days.

Now we're looking at our Internets getting the same treatment with the Government always looking over our shoulder telling us what we can and can not see.

For the most part, The KIDS Act is designed to reel in social media sites like Facebook, JewTube and X by allowing the government to decide how platforms can be built and imposing restrictions that will censor the speech of adults and minors alike.

The beauty of the KIDS Act is that it requires most online speech platforms to maintain policies and procedures to “address” Bullshit posts that target minors like: scams, physical threats, sexual abuse, and distribution or use of drugs, tobacco, gambling, or alcohol. On the other hand, pay to win games on XBox and Playstation can keep getting away with kids gambling their Allowances away with loot boxes hoping to get that ultra rare rifle or sword that has 0.1% odds.

The exact policies and procedures platforms must maintain are not spelled out. As with the entirety of the KIDS Act, enforcement lies in the hands of the Federal Trade Commission and all 50 states, which can sue any platform they claim violates these requirements.

Now when you're dealing with a social media site like X that has billions and billions of posts everyday there is no way for the site to Police every post to make sure that no naughty stuff is going on short of Shutting it down.

Ah, see that. That's the power of the KIDS Act. It lets the government set up Internet Police stations on social media sites and allow them to threaten and shut down sites like JewTube if they don't play by the Government's rules.

If a post somehow gets through and a Kid sees a Boobie on a site like Facebook, if they don't play by Big Government's expectations and handle the PTSD that this kid gets from seeing a Tit, the Thought Police can come in, take over the site and run it how they see fit because the FTC is given carte blanche and allowed to punish any site that violates the "Rules" of the KIDS Act in ways it deems fit.

It's Bullshit like this that makes the Darknet look more and more appealing.

Private Messaging

So, your Sick fuck desires have You wanting to send a private message to that 13-year-old boy or girl, that will most likely turn out to be an FBI Agent, because you just have to tell them how "Special" you think they are. Well the KIDS Act will make some changes to private messaging that will make your favorite habit of stalking Under Age kids online a little bit more difficult.

First and foremost, the KIDS Act will put a ban on self deleting or "Ephemeral" messaging for anyone under the age of 17.

You won't be able to send that Dick Pic to your favorite 12-year-old and have it delete at X-amount of time once it's been opened. Furthermore, you won't have the screen protection where you can block someone from screenshotting the CP pictures you send them in the hopes of grooming them to the idea that an age differance of 30 years is perfectly alright for a relationship with a Tween.

Then there're the "Stranger Danger" controls.

Parents will be able to set who can message their child. It's not absolutely perfect because a sick fuck like you will most likely learn how to fake your age from your favorite Deep web message boards so that you can sneak in under the age settings because parents will be able to set what age groups can contact their child and block accounts that have no age set.

If People like you absolutely frighten parents, they will be able to completely block their child from receiving and sending private messages.

For added Fun, parents will even be able to have their Child's private messages sent to their Email account so if you somehow sneak past these added safeguards, they'll be able to report your Ass to the Feds.

We here at æ do support this section of the KIDS Act, to a point, because it doesn't involve Censorship and is more about protecting children from people like you.

If this section of the KIDS Act can put more sick fucks like you behind bars where you'll have an "Accidental" fall from the fourth tier of your Cell Block, we're all for it.

AI Girlfriends

If it made a sound you'd be hearing our Eyes rolling back into our heads.

The Kids Act is trying to regulate these programs because it gives NEETS even more of an excuse to never leave their Basement.

Experts are saying that AI Girlfriends give Children unrealistic expectations when it comes to Relationships because AI Girlfriends are programmed to be sychophantic, obediant, always agree with them and can be designed by the user to fit their expectations of what their partner should look and behave like.

Even more so, experts warn that too many kids are using these programs for romance, emotional support, and serious conversations instead of going outside, touching grass, talking to a Girl, making a Friend or even braving The Sun to see that a world actually exists outside of their Basement.

Countries like China and Japan blame these programs for their nose diving populations because why should someone go outside and risk having their ego bruised by Rejection when they can create a lover that will never say No to them.

These experts warn that these AI Girlfriends\Boyfriends can lead to unrealistic expectations when it comes to a real Relationship. They claim that these AI Lovers can cause them to develop unrealistic, unhealthy, self centered ideas about relationships where they believe that the world revolves around only them.

In other words, you're average Autistic personality like Chris-chan.

The big thing that the KIDS Act wants is a constant reminder from this Basement Dweller's digital Girlfriend telling them that she is fake and that they should go outside and talk to a real person. In so few words they want her to say what their Mother is telling them every day and every hour of the week.

Imagine this. In a few more years they'll be able to attach these AI Personalities to Fuck Toys like a Realdoll, give it facial expressions, animate it to look like it is actually responding, make it sound like it's having and enjoying sex with their Quasimodo looking lover and even say, "It's OK. It happens to everyone," when a Basement-dweller shoots their Wad on its leg and the World's population will really start to tank.

See Also

• Big Brother

• Censorship

• Children

• Facebook

• Government

• Internets

• JewTube

• KOSA

• X

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