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|It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.| | |||
|Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?<br>He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.| | |||
|What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?<br>Jumping to conclusions.| | |||
|If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,<br>Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”| | |||
|Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?<br>He always finds the far right.| | |||
|The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…<br>…is that the jokes can get old.| | |||
|Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.| | |||
|Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..<br>…before going into a PVP zone.| | |||
|I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,<br>Somebody had to put their neck on the line.| | |||
|Turn and Point USA.| | |||
|They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.<br>The Israelis have offered to shoot it.| | |||
|“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.<br>“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.| | |||
|If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.| | |||
|Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.<br>But in the end, he leaned a little left.| | |||
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Revision as of 03:48, 13 September 2025
| Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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POLITICAL VIOLENCE |
WARNING: With Jews, you lose (your life)! |
—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself | ||
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Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of Germany's far-right AfD party, Charles James Kirk of Turning Point USA, a conservative political commentator and MIGA shill with the most moderate and mainstream opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, 2025, where he died under a banner that read "prove me wrong" immediately after talking about gun violence. He was friends with Trump and Israel, two entities that can be trusted to treat their friends nicely.
Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:
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Tyler Robinson
| Tyler Robinson | |
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| Born | April 16, 2003 (22 years old) |
| Nationality: | Deseret |
| Highscore | Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | Hell nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Tyler Robinson is the man at large for this crime. His political affiliation is currently unknown and Conservatards and Democraps are bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons.
The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.

Just like the other Robin before him, he wrote some incredibly unfunny memes on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:
- *notices bulges* OwO what's this?
- Hey fascists! Catch! ↑→↓↓↓
- O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
- If you read this, you are gay lmao
With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck.
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—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 More successful than Thomas Matthew Crooks. |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Clown down. |
| Style: | 20/20 Just like JFK. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Got more attention than school shootings. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Almost got away with it too... -5 points for the forced memes though. |
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Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good
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Reload save file
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It was witches all along
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cirtified Cockmongler.
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Mommy says you're safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven
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What the shooter saw before pulling the trigger
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See Also
- Donald Trump, attempted assassination of
- Nick Fuentes - almost assassinated
- Steven "Change My Mind" Crowder
External Links
TOW coverage
TOW coverage of the shooting
WPD coverage
KF coverage
EDF6 coverage
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