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Bluey is causing young children to speak with an Australian accent. Stop this Australian sysop while you can! You have been warned MATE.
The poster for the show and the Heeler family themselves.


Bluey is a cartoon about cartoon dogs with a target audience of 2-6 year olds and is the greatest thing to come out of the great nation of Australia since Vegemite and this fucking legend. Like most shows with anthropomorphic characters targeted towards children, Bluey has received a fuckton of attention by pedophile furfags who channel their furfaggotry by jacking off to hentai of 6 year old cartoon dogs, so either way the average Bluey viewer has a massive load in their pants.

The Show

The show revolves around the life of a fictional 6-year-old dog named Bluey Heeler, which is a pun on a dog breed named the Blue Heeler, who spends most of her time, along with her sister Bingo, annoying the absolute fuck out of her parents. Bluey and Bingo spend every second on screen as a walking, talking, anthropomorphic ad for birth control reminding the parents that are forced to watch this garbage that having children is a mistake. Bluey's friends on this show consist of other unremarkable whiny brats that also spend most of their time as an advertisement for birth control. The show is also completely unrealistic in the sense that their parents actually put up with everyone's bullshit without expected results.

Bluey is also known to be censored like fucking crazy by the kikes at Disney who seem to think that a cartoon horse taking a shit is the worst thing to have ever been broadcasted on Television since 1987, However finding the uncensored version of episodes online is as easy as finding meth on the streets of Sydney.

Spot the difference. Disney can't.


Average Bluey Episode

So who actually likes this shit excuse of a show?

Nobody. Well actually, Some people autistic pedophiles who become enraged by the very concept of ADHD enjoy subjecting themselves to this shitpile of a show. Many Bluey fans believe that Bluey is the magnum opus of children's cartoons and will go to great lengths to talk about how much of a great show it is.


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