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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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| Powerword: | Richard "Jordie" Jordan |
| Nationality: | Americunt |
| Gender: | Male |
| Occupation: | Fatass, YouTuber, former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher |
| Years active: | 2008-present |
| Website: |  JewTube channel Twitchy-Tweak account
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WingsofRedemption (Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan) is a 450-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on JewTube and Twitch (Twitch ended his contract). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than Homer Simpson (240lbs) and Peter Griffin (270lbs).
Early life
Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a teenage pregnancy. Due to how relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents; and his alcoholic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.
That was before some nigger began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.
By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around 240lbs and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and social anxiety disorder. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various low-skill, low-income jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.
Rise to "fame"
In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.
At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around 300,000 subscribers and seemed to be doing what you'd expect for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.
The downfall
Stroking his ego so big that it almost came, Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "why the fuck you stream that shit?".
After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he got his ass banned for good for pussying out of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.
Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR
Sometime around 2014, the master of drama pulled a Liquid and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.
KEEMSTAR Strikes Back
Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his hambeast. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.
How to piss off WingsofRedemption
It is really easy because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.
- Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
- Say anything negative about him.
- Stream-snipe him.
- Give him advice.
- Call him Richard. (Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)
- Tell him about his weight.
- Team-kill him.
- Not listen to every single thing he tells to his teammates.
- Not following his "rules".
- Wish him Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The exception to the ban is if you're a member of PKA.
His reactions will be the following:
- Bitch and whine.
- Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
- Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
- Throw his controller.
- Cry like a baby.
- Ragequit.
- Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
- Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.
the July 15th 2024 search history leak incident, Richard is a fag confirmed!
While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "bbc Blowjob porn videos shemale" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done. Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic trolls (Wings007, breaking banquet and Lummox: A Hired Hoodlum) immediately hopped on the drama.
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See also
- Call of Duty - The game that made him infamous.
- DarksydePhil - Wings' spiritual predecessor, but worse.
- Low Tier God - Wings' equally scrub, distant nigger cousin.
- Internet tough guy
- Let's Play - The cancer that is killing gaming.
- Twitch - Wings'
newOLD platform for e-begging.
External links
- Jordie Jordan - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
- WingsOfRedemption - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
WORICP - Twitter account where he whines a lot.- WORGODICP - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
Kiwi Farms thread- The LivestreamFails page
His unforgiving Facebook
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