Inanimate Insanity

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The true meaning of Inanimate Insanity.

Inanimate Insanity (a.k.a. II) is basically to Battle for Dream Island what Family Guy is to The Simpsons: basically the same shit but done by someone else. It was shat out on April 1, 2011 by an autistic 13-year-old named Adam Katz^✡; with some minor help from his father. Surprisingly, the same fucktards and autists that were enjoying BFDI also managed to enjoy II; resulting in Adam Katz becoming a celebrity in the "object show" sperglet circlejerks and II becoming the second most popular "object show" just behind the abomination that started the autism.

When the shithole of season 1 finished, Adam, the big disgrace of Jews decided to make another season for whatever reason, called "Inanimate Insanity II. The season started out like season one, but then with the fifth episode, the show dumped into edgelord shit and basically changed the art style for the SJWs to enjoy. Hell, even Hazbin Hotel fans started watching the show by this point.

Yeah. This is actual art by the fandom.

Characters

Name	Description	Picture
Apple	A stupid apple who uses words she doesn't know the meaning of that she heard. Got upset at Marshmallow for making her think Santa was fake until she apologized to Apple.
Balloon	Whiny loser. Was a brat in the first season but became nicer in the second season, but nobody likes him anyway. He even made a point in season one that if you slack off the challenge on your team, you'd be eliminated, but since everybody hates smart people, people ignored him. Oddly enough, he got eliminated for this despite helping out Gus team.
Lightbulb	A tranny dyke who has an obsession with fucking cookies and making brilliant schemes and acting like a sick fuck. She also sucks at being a good team leader, although that's expected from a retard like her, although, as always, that's shit no one cares about.
Bomb	A retarded, stuttering bomb who hates Balloon and blew up a fucking island after landing on it LIKE A FUCKING PROJECTILE! Some say he's from Mississippi, given he exploded in a way that proves he hates Mexicans.
Knife	Tough, and sharp, this guy is a smug jock ass but he is mean to the weak objects because of his manly arrogance. Sounds familiar?
Bow	A "Valley Girl" with an ugly New York accent who loves chairs. Too bad she fucking died in the ending of season one, thanks to Marshmallow. Even has a higher pitched voice and the said accent is actually just a version of Shane Dawson's mimicking of Paris Hilton's New York accent. "NIGGA BITCH" "Monkey woman!"
OJ	A perfect depiction of a normie. Faggot somehow got to be the winner of the first season despite him not snapping at Balloon until five fucking episodes later.
MePhone4	A ripoff of Chris McLean stupid iPhone4 parody talking object. Often tortures the contestants because it's for the Lulz. He even 9/11ed OJ's hotel because he could.
Nickel	A character made back in 2010, before the show came out. Literally an armless recolor of Coiny, but sarcastic and used to be Adam Katz's sona.
Nick Le	An angry guy who gets offended over Nickel's votes being mentioned being misspelled to his name. He also has furling under his eyes in the show, and that with the last name implies he's an Azn.	His eyes prove he's an Azn.
Steve Cobs	MePhone4's creator. A smug, childish dickhead (literally, look at his shape) who feels the need to have a Prime Shimmer egg to power up his creations. The Shimmers did kill the other MePhones who he sent to abduct their babies. Also a sick fucker for locking his ancestor MePhone3GS in a basement to drain his battery.

The Incident

The partnership of BFDI made it possible to have an actual get-together for faggy hookups autistic children. The meetups were rather quaint. On July 31st, 2022, the meetup was conducted, and was rather quaint. But that was soon to be proven wrong. A few weeks later, rumors circulated that LorenTzel had been mistaking some black kid for another (Brybee that is). Already, as both Loren and the black kid were both registered staff members, this is highly unprofessional business. Loren had been behaving like an autistic faggot around this poor niglet. Had he been just a bit more direct and neurotypical, or even easier, just shut the fuck up, Loren would've kept his Chinese minimum wage job.

Taylor also defended him, resulting in his removal too. Though it was fairly obvious he hated Loren himself. He just didn't want to get assaulted by him.

The following months after their removal, the cries of anger from 16 year old girls really got to Adam's head. Adam's jewish instincts kicked in: He scrambled to cut ties with all 3 subjects, formed an apology on his official Twitshit, and clipped out any politically incorrect jokes from season 1. Sounds familiar?

The faggot, Taylor Grodin, sits on this for 7 months and makes an apology video. Which reveals he isn't much of a jew as his supposed best friend, Adam Katz. He grew attached to a product he didn't even own.

See also

• Battle for Dream Island - What Inanimate Insanity ripped off. Also worth noting that most of the fags that enjoy BFDI also enjoy II.
  • Total Drama - Since Battle of Dream Island is also a rip-off of this, this makes Inanimate Insanity a rip-off of a rip-off.
• Autism - What you MUST have to enjoy this, just like BFDI.
• Jew - Who Adam Katz is.

External links

• AnimationEpic - Adam Katz' JewTube channel.

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