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'''Michael Batton''', also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames and Mikeyb6786, is a [[autism|troubled]] man [[Manchild|in his late twenties]] from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home when he should be earning minimum wage as a janitor, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism]] (Or those who gave it to him in the distant past), all the while using a vaguely-effeminate voice that bears a startling resemblance to a certain [[Chris-chan]]. | '''Michael Batton''', also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames and Mikeyb6786, is a [[autism|troubled]] man [[Manchild|in his late twenties]] from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home when he should be earning minimum wage as a janitor, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism]] (Or those who gave it to him in the distant past), all the while using a vaguely-effeminate voice that bears a startling resemblance to a certain [[Chris-chan]]. | ||
==The Beginning== | ==The Beginning== | ||
Somewhere around [[2004]] Michael Batton, after an incident involving his family giving him some sort of negative criticism, moved out of the home in Jacksonville, Florida and moved to the town of Middleport, far away from where his mean parents could tell him what to do. It was also at around this time that Michael made his first adventures onto the internet by creating a MySpace page. | Somewhere around [[2004]] Michael Batton, after an incident involving his family giving him some sort of negative criticism, moved out of the home in Jacksonville, Florida and moved to the town of Middleport, far away from where his mean parents could tell him what to do. It was also at around this time that Michael made his first adventures onto the internet by creating a MySpace page. | ||
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Dan Weiss defended Michael for a short period of time on Twitter.com & Facebook.com. Dan claims to have "Chines friends" and told Nicholas Coleman to "say hello to my Chinese friends in the next few weeks"(I've talked to Nicholas Coleman and to this day he has never met Dan Weiss's Chinese friends). | Dan Weiss defended Michael for a short period of time on Twitter.com & Facebook.com. Dan claims to have "Chines friends" and told Nicholas Coleman to "say hello to my Chinese friends in the next few weeks"(I've talked to Nicholas Coleman and to this day he has never met Dan Weiss's Chinese friends). | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—Michael Batton gets mad at Middleport Police Department | ||
Michael Batton, also known as JaguarsFan2012, WahamasNumber1Fan, MBSportsandGames and Mikeyb6786, is a troubled man in his late twenties from Middleport, Ohio (formerly Jacksonville, Florida). When he isn't 'sperging around at home when he should be earning minimum wage as a janitor, he enjoys watching NASCAR, Football, uploading video gameplays and raging at people who give him any form of negative criticism (Or those who gave it to him in the distant past), all the while using a vaguely-effeminate voice that bears a startling resemblance to a certain Chris-chan.
The Beginning
Somewhere around 2004 Michael Batton, after an incident involving his family giving him some sort of negative criticism, moved out of the home in Jacksonville, Florida and moved to the town of Middleport, far away from where his mean parents could tell him what to do. It was also at around this time that Michael made his first adventures onto the internet by creating a MySpace page. - video here - It wasn't just nonsensical videos, Michael also wrote many blog posts during this time. Most of these blogs centred around his Mother who he claimed had walked out on his life to be with Michael's stepfather. This would be a source of blame for all of Michael's negative actions for years to come.
Michael's Usual Video Content
To open this section, it's worth mentioning that Michael once claimed, "I put so much hard work into my gameplays". With that in mind, here's his gameplay style - he starts off by buying up a whole lot of licensed gameshow games off of PSN, then points a camcorder at his tv screen, without checking to angle it straight, and films the gameplay off of his television, rambling in a bored fashion over repetitive footage that one would get a more stimulating experience of if you actually watched the real game shows. Totalbiscuit once said, "You can slag off PewDiePie and Toby Games all you like, but you cannot legitimately say that its as bad as some of the absolute dreck there is in terms of Let's Plays". Given that he referenced people who think filming their TV screen makes a good Let's Play, there is little doubt that Michael's approach to gameplay style was the kind of level of quality he was referring to.
He also every now and then records his tv screen and talks over blurry footage of NASCAR, something which NASCAR's copyright lawyers would find pretty fishy. Knowing Michael's approach towards handling copyright, this is instantly hilarious.
A New Start
At around this time, Michael discovered YouTube, being first known as JaguarsFan2004. He made some new friends and everything was going great. However, by 2011 he'd started to receive a bit of negative criticism from other YouTube users. So he did what all Asspies do, he shut down his YouTube channel and started another one where all those mean people wouldn't find him.
JaguarsFan2012
With a new channel Michael was happy again, but as before the happiness was shortlived, as those mean people found Michael's new channel. With them came a even more critics, including Michael's first encounter with the long running critics DrNecrophillia and MrNicWilliamColeman.
WahamaNumber1Fan
—Michael Batton's first known usage of the disability card | ||
Yet another channel, this one couldn't escape the ensnarement of criticism. Him and another long-running rival Drnecrophillia couldn't come to an agreement. Deleted like his previous failures that he referred to as "channels"
Michael Batton
He just wouldn't give up and made another sorry excuse for a youtube page. Continued to be antagonized by NicholasColeman and Drnecrophillia and he, you guessed it, balleeted this one too.
MBSportsandgames
Him and his rivals finally came to an agreement here. But all good things must come to an end. In February 2013, a user named iMustDestroyAll made a video in his usual style of mockery directed towards the Super Bowl. Michael made a response to it, claiming that "it really upset me". Naturally, the response was poorly edited with many awkward pauses, like all his videos, and ended up using religion as a means of taking a blatant joke seriously. The video garnered criticism from some british dude and a swarm of others, culminating in a fraudulent copyright claim on the third video, which the British guy eventually turned around. And, surprise, surprise, Michael deleted his channel in a tardrage.
MikeyB6786
During this time, the same British guy along with a 3D animator made a whole lot of videos criticising Michael, provoking more and more unneeded rage from him. Particularly regarding the parody videos made by the animator, Michael even saw fit to rage at the ones which were blatantly joking with him. Michael then started stalking the British guy's youtube feed to see where he had commented, and used that as a pretext to rage in places where he couldn't be blocked. Not only did this result in a whole lot of negative backlash against him, but Michael also ended up getting an account strike that he claims, "I won't let this bother me". This account was eventually Baleeted after Michael's own kind started to turn against him after putting up with his shit for so long.
The Second Twitter Meltdown
Rather than doing something sensible like focussing on his day job as a janitor, he ended up dedicating worryingly-large chunks of his time towards raging against an impostor account of his on Twitter. At one point, said account attempted to get a rise out of him by associating Michael with the Boston bombing, and Michael declared the account, "A sick son of a bitch"...even though a mere few weeks later, he ended up laughing at the victims caught in the May 2013 tornadoes.
The Third Twitter Meltdown
When Nicholas tried making amends with Michael, he continued baselessly raging against Nic, accusing him of being a liar despite never giving any reason or evidence as to why. On top of this, he raged against a parody account and had it taken down with a copyright claim on the profile image, claiming that the person behind it "hacked his facebook"...even though one doesn't even need to have added Michael as a friend on facebook in order to see and copy his facebook pictures to begin with. This drama escalated to the point of Michael not only reviving a troll account that hadn't attempted to troll him for about two months, but he also raged to the point of breaking his laptop.
Dan Weiss
Dan Weiss defended Michael for a short period of time on Twitter.com & Facebook.com. Dan claims to have "Chines friends" and told Nicholas Coleman to "say hello to my Chinese friends in the next few weeks"(I've talked to Nicholas Coleman and to this day he has never met Dan Weiss's Chinese friends).
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