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'''Charlie Kirk''' [[Powerword|Charles James Kirk]] (Whose Parents were obviously [[Star Trek]] Fanboys) '''October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025''' was a [[MAGA]] patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a [[Faggot|Gay]], Tranny loving [[Pervert]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|Ironic]] statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading ''Prove Me Wrong'' after talking about [[Gun]] violence.  The shooter, '''Tyler Robinson''', was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for [[Gravity]] because clever [[Art|Performance Art]] or [[English|Literary Statements]] are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, [[Furry|Furry's]]  reasoning.
'''Charlie Kirk''' [[Powerword|Charles James Kirk]] (Whose Parents were obviously [[Star Trek]] Fanboys) '''October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025''' was a [[MAGA]] patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a [[Faggot|Gay]], Tranny loving [[Pervert]] named [[Tyler James Robinson]] decided to [[STFU|shut him up]] once and for all and made the accidental [[Irony|Ironic]] statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading ''Prove Me Wrong'' after talking about [[Gun]] violence.  The shooter, '''Tyler Robinson''', was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for [[Gravity]] because clever [[Art|Performance Art]] or [[English|Literary Statements]] are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, [[Furry|Furry's]]  reasoning.


Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his '''Prove Me Wrong''' revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|Libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], there are only two genders. '''XX''' being a real female and '''XY''' being a real male or that [[Abortion]] is equal to murder.  Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[Pwn]] were put up on his website ''"The Charlie Kirk Show"'' so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.
Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his '''Prove Me Wrong''' revivals that were designed to get [[Liberal|Libtards]] into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that [[America]] was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the [[Bible]], there are only two genders. '''XX''' being a real female and '''XY''' being a real male or that [[Abortion]] is equal to murder.  Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for [[Hell]]. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the [[Stupid|idiots]] that he could easily [[Pwn]] were put up on his website ''"The Charlie Kirk Show"'' so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.
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|[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter's mom's entire Facebook
|[[File:Tyler Robinson's Mom's Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter's mom's entire Facebook
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=={{glow|Tyler Robinson}}==
{{VirginFaggot|file=Tyler Robinson pic jail.jpeg|link=Tyler Robinson}}
{{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|<center>[[Utah|Deseret]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</center>}}
{{ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|<center>Minibosses: Killed 1</center>}}
{{ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|<center>Hell nah</center>}}
{{ibrow|'''Style'''|<center>FPS, Single player</center>}}
{{ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|<center>Fuck No</center>}}
{{ibrow|'''Motive'''|<center>Crime of passion <br> [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]] <br> Wanted to make his [[tranny]] boyfriend feel pretty <br> [[Groyper]]ism (according to libtards)</center>}}
{{Ibend}}
'''{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}''' is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether [[Team Fortress 2|team red or team blue]] should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate '''Luna Twiggs'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname]]: '''Lance Twiggs''') and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.
Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.
In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[wikipedia:2025 Dallas ICE facility shooting|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], TX.
The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family.
<center><gallery>
Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg
Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg
</gallery></center>
[[File:Knot shot.png|thumb|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.|left]]
[[File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.|thumb|right]]
Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:
* *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what's this?]]
* Hey fascists! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]
* [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]
* If you read this, you are gay lmao
[[Lolwut|With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck]].
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{{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>hLhhyJbsi1w</youtube>'''—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.
|<youtube>mER1XgSTBiI</youtube>'''Hear the governor say "notices bulge".
|<youtube>CTC0tjrA78c</youtube>'''Former classmate describes him as a "[[Reddit]] kid".
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===Graded Score===
[[file:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.]]
{{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...<br>-5 points for the forced memes though.<br>Plus -5 for being cringe.{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|Source}}|71|C|OwO what's this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}
{{WantedLevel|4}}
===Known Accounts===
*{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}
*{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}
*{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}
*[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account
*<s>{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}</s> '''Baleeted''' {{archive|wdlNc}}
*[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)
*[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account
*[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account


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Revision as of 04:07, 9 December 2025

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POLITICAL VIOLENCE
   
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I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
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—Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself

   
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Counting or not counting gang violence?
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—Charlie Kirk's last words before getting shot

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Charlie Kirk Charles James Kirk (Whose Parents were obviously Star Trek Fanboys) October 14, 1993 - September 10, 2025 was a MAGA patriot, that some accused of being a Rush Limbaugh clone, until a Gay, Tranny loving Pervert named Tyler James Robinson decided to shut him up once and for all and made the accidental Ironic statement of shooting Chuck in the throat where he died under a banner reading Prove Me Wrong after talking about Gun violence. The shooter, Tyler Robinson, was most likely aiming for Chuck's, will be in need of hairplugs at 35 head and didn't account for Gravity because clever Performance Art or Literary Statements are beyond the stunted intelect of a gay, Furry's reasoning.

Chuckie is most famous for going onto college campuses with his Prove Me Wrong revivals that were designed to get Libtards into a foaming rage with the truthful wisdom that America was a better place when its foundation was based on the King James Version of the Bible, there are only two genders. XX being a real female and XY being a real male or that Abortion is equal to murder. Anyone with a differing opinion was sick in the head and a sinner destined for Hell. Like so many smoke and mirrors tricks, the gatherings were recorded ahead of time and only the idiots that he could easily Pwn were put up on his website "The Charlie Kirk Show" so as to make him look like a genius and most importantly, always right.

Most people in America probably didn't even know he walked on this Earth until he bravely stopped a 30-06 round with his neck that was fired from a German made, WWII issued Mauser Model 98, (Now this is irony), or knew his name until the August 6, 2025 South Park episode, Got A Nut, that Comedy Central, like a Pussy whipped cuck has completely taken out of the Tv channel's rotation because of. . . Feelings. The episode can still be streamed so take that Copper - Mister Crime Stopper.

His Death would have been like so many School Shootings and easily forgotten in a week when every one of both sides of the political news wall got the "It Was Just So Awful", insincere comments out of their system if it weren't for the stuck at 15, Dirty Hippies that think that they are rocking the establishment with a Nuclear level protest by filming themselves pissing on his grave stone and posting it on many of the Internet's media sites like Jewtube or far left kindergarten teachers telling the Kids that his death was a blessing and a positive step forward for American freedoms, such as a man being allowed to put on a skirt and call himself a woman just so he can place pee-cams in a Wal-Mart women's bath room with the hopes of getting some Loli action.

The great legacy that Charlie left behind is Turning Point USA that is known for, actually famous for its Professor Watchlist where right sided people can Dox left leaning professors and elementary school teachers by posting a pic of them along with their address, picture phone number and office hours. TPUSA is also known, in a distant second, for going onto School and University campuses to persuade politically uncertain voters to vote conservative and accept our one and only God Emperor Trump for what he is, Nietzsche's Ubermensch.

As many liberal comedians like to quip, our faithful Trump supporter is most likely burning in Hell with George Floyd's knee on the back of his neck, making our friend Charlie scream, "I can't breathe."

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Charlie Kirk jokes

   
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It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.
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Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?
He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.
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What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.
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If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University,
Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”
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Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?
He always finds the far right.
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The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.
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Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
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Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..
…before going into a PVP zone.
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I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,
Somebody had to put their neck on the line.
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Turn and Point USA.
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They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.
The Israelis have offered to shoot it.
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“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.
“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.
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If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.
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Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.
But in the end, he leaned a little left.
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Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik

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Abortion • Arab Spring • Bahrain • Barron Trump • Birth • CISPA • Death penalty • Drugs • Environmentalism • Gays • George Bush doesn't care about black people • Girlfriends • Marijuana Addiction • Ground Zero Mosque • Marijuana Addiction • Mass Shooting • Gun control • Guns • Healthcare (2) (3)• Homeless • Housing Crisis • Hunting • Iceslave • Iran • Marriage • Miller Test • Miltopia • NAU • Pimpin' • Racism • Shoes • Taxes • Terrorism • Unemployment • War • Welfare

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America's Third Party • Black Bloc • Dramacratic Party • Hard Party • Lemon Party • Liberal Party of Australia • North American DONG Party • OBAMACORN • Socialist Workers Party • Pirate Party • Zapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government Shutdown • Blaming China • Captain Nigga Defenda • Cloward Piven Strategy • Critical race theory • Cuckservatives • Demockery • Doomsday Clock • G20 Toronto Lollercaust • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberal guilt • Macaca • #NotMySuperbowlChamps • Occupy Democrats • Operation Lemonparty • Raped Statistics • The Resistance • Upworthy • Wunderground

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