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[[Image:Thesuperleague.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Autism|The Super League of Autism Unites.]]]]
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A well known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. As an asspie riddled [[virgin]] with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], Evan doesn't understand one bit why all bronies are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping [[libertarian]]-[[socialist]], who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his [[Christian]], [[Aspie]], or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[trolls|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
A well known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. Or understand what makes them so much of a faggot past the fact they watch a fucking stale cartoon and obsess over it. '''Evan Gragg''' takes it to a whole new level. As an asspie riddled virgin with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], Evan doesn't understand one bit how come bronies are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping libertarian, along with being an [[edgy|anarchist]] who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and anarchists) and sticks to either his Christian, [[Dragonball Z]] or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[typical|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
One of his OCs is Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Vegeta and Darth Vader, a character he actually cosplays as. Darth Vegeta is like his own [[Sonichu]].
 
==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==
==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==


Evan is an unemployed, [[autistic]], [[tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat wearing]], [[nice guy]], [[cosplayer]], and [[internet tough guy]] who lives in [[Houston]]. Growing up, he grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having aspegers]] compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.  
Evan is a [[basement dweller|coddled and sheltered asspie.]] Growing up, he most likely grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having aspegers]] compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.  


He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  
He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  
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==His love life==
==His love life==


While [[Chris Chan]] continues hopelessly on his love quest, Evan has realized how hopeless he is and thrown in the towel, and has surpassed the [[Chris Chan|King of Cringe]] himself in the amount of rejections.
While CWC wages war against those with Aspergers, Evan has realized the futility of the struggle and thrown in the towel in his quest for china, as exemplified in the following video.  
 
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==His political views==
==His political views==


He is a self described Centrist and [[Socialist]] [[Libertarian]] who's been banned from [[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]] facebook groups alike. He is also a [[tinfoil hat]] wearing fan of [[Alex Jones]] and thus, pisses off every [[military|soldier]] he comes into contact with.
According to the asspie himself, he claims to be an [[edgy|anarchist libertarian who hates all form of government.]] Despite this, he goes to public schools, uses roads, and probably has a nice steady SSI paid for by the state of Texas and the taxpayers of the state.


==Things Evan Gragg hates==
==Things Evan Gragg hates==


*[[Anti-Bronies]]
*[[Anti-Bronies]]
*[[fucktards]]
*Any political party that isn't conservative or libertarian
*[[trolls]]
*[[Neocons]]
*[[Cops]]
*[[Cops]]
*Government
*Government
*Other people's opinions (when they don't match his)
*[[Military|Soldiers]]
*[[Military|Soldiers]]
*[[Jews|Rich people]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Dragonball Z]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Libertarianism]]
*[[Libertarianism]]
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Weeaboo]]


==External links==
==External links==
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Revision as of 07:05, 22 June 2015

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The Super League of Autism Unites.

A well known fact of the internet is that bronies never learn. Or understand what makes them so much of a faggot past the fact they watch a fucking stale cartoon and obsess over it. Evan Gragg takes it to a whole new level. As an asspie riddled virgin with rage from the Great State of Texas, Evan doesn't understand one bit how come bronies are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping libertarian, along with being an anarchist who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and anarchists) and sticks to either his Christian, Dragonball Z or brony hugboxes when he meets people he doesn't like. He also churns out self-inserted Dragonball Z and My Little Pony OCs like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.

*Smug Asspie Intensifies*

Evan is a coddled and sheltered asspie. Growing up, he most likely grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how Unique and special they are for having aspegers compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.

He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.

His love life

While CWC wages war against those with Aspergers, Evan has realized the futility of the struggle and thrown in the towel in his quest for china, as exemplified in the following video.

His political views

According to the asspie himself, he claims to be an anarchist libertarian who hates all form of government. Despite this, he goes to public schools, uses roads, and probably has a nice steady SSI paid for by the state of Texas and the taxpayers of the state.

Things Evan Gragg hates

  • Anti-Bronies
  • Any political party that isn't conservative or libertarian
  • Cops
  • Government
  • Other people's opinions (when they don't match his)
  • Soldiers

See Also


Evan Gragg is part of a series on Aspies. [Back to your happy placeSperg out]

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Evan Gragg is part of a series on My Little Pony

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