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Trudeau is one of the first elected Canadian politicians to openly endorse marijuana legalization. This is long after the Canadian Supreme Court ruled in favour of giving marijuana to Cancer stricken patients. Under the Harper government, the [[partyvan |RCMP]] would go in and arrest anyone with a single plant, regardless of whether or not they had permission from health Canada. | Trudeau is one of the first elected Canadian politicians to openly endorse marijuana legalization. This is long after the Canadian Supreme Court ruled in favour of giving marijuana to Cancer stricken patients. Under the Harper government, the [[partyvan |RCMP]] would go in and arrest anyone with a single plant, regardless of whether or not they had permission from health Canada. | ||
People have been smoking marijuana in Canada for at least 60 years, and many of the people opposing legalization of Cannabis are also the same people who smoke Cannabis | People have been smoking marijuana in Canada for at least 60 years, and many of the people opposing legalization of Cannabis are also the same people who smoke Cannabis recreationally. This is especially true in [[British Columbia]], where [[420]]% of the population grow and [[smoke weed every day]]. In reality, BC should have legalized it a long time ago so they could legally export the cannabis to Americunts, sparking another long international trade war about trees. | ||
Right now, most cannabis is bought and sold in Canada through [[stoners]], [[Hells Angels]], [[faggots | injun gangs]], or Provincial Mental Health programs. Canada runs a large amount of seedbanks for cannabis cultivation. These make marijuana in the US much easier to cultivate. If marijuana were to be legalized in Canada, it would mean cheaper weed in America through cheaper seeds. | |||
==IRL trolling== | ==IRL trolling== | ||
{{Quote|He's also sold all of the country's gold to [[jews]], which will provide a long enough distraction for goldstein to turn his back and allow the [[muslims|arabs]] to come in and culturally enrich canada with [[Allahu Akbar|a lot of men wearing weird belts]] | {{Quote|He's also sold all of the country's gold to [[jews]], which will provide a long enough distraction for goldstein to turn his back and allow the [[muslims|arabs]] to come in and culturally enrich canada with [[Allahu Akbar|a lot of men wearing weird belts]] | ||
|Some [[anon]] after writing a [[BNA| bad new article]] }} | |Some [[anon]] after writing a [[BNA| bad new article]] and in desperate need of [[Antipsychotic_Drug | Haldol]]. }} | ||
Justin Trudeau's trolling began in Parliament, where he openly swore in front of everyone about some shit. This caused a massive amount of TV and internet drama about the incident. | Justin Trudeau's trolling began in Parliament, where he openly swore in front of everyone about some shit. This caused a massive amount of TV and internet drama about the incident. | ||
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Justin Trudeau is a Liberal troll elected to office in Canada as Prime Minister. His main election promise is to legalize marijuana. He is also Roman Catholic, which apparently means something to people that know nothing about Canada. Some have called him a marijuana-addict because of his support for legalizing it.
Justin Trudeau's newest trolling involves putting more women into the Canadian federal cabinet. Justin then moved on to delude people into thinking that instead of telling a woman where she belongs they should instead support women's rights. He also supports investment in national education for indigenous citizens. Many moralfags are pissed about the murder of babies via abortion, something that people in Canada have not cared about in decades.
Due to his young age, the fact he is a clone of his father from 40 years ago and because of his status as a massive SJW he has been called the Hipster Prime Minister. This is multiplied by the fact that he replaced the now ancient Stephan Harper, outraging millions of Canadian Conservatives.
Cannabis
—Justin Trudeau, smokin' dat dope. | ||
Trudeau is one of the first elected Canadian politicians to openly endorse marijuana legalization. This is long after the Canadian Supreme Court ruled in favour of giving marijuana to Cancer stricken patients. Under the Harper government, the RCMP would go in and arrest anyone with a single plant, regardless of whether or not they had permission from health Canada.
People have been smoking marijuana in Canada for at least 60 years, and many of the people opposing legalization of Cannabis are also the same people who smoke Cannabis recreationally. This is especially true in British Columbia, where 420% of the population grow and smoke weed every day. In reality, BC should have legalized it a long time ago so they could legally export the cannabis to Americunts, sparking another long international trade war about trees.
Right now, most cannabis is bought and sold in Canada through stoners, Hells Angels, injun gangs, or Provincial Mental Health programs. Canada runs a large amount of seedbanks for cannabis cultivation. These make marijuana in the US much easier to cultivate. If marijuana were to be legalized in Canada, it would mean cheaper weed in America through cheaper seeds.
IRL trolling
—Some anon after writing a bad new article and in desperate need of Haldol. | ||
Justin Trudeau's trolling began in Parliament, where he openly swore in front of everyone about some shit. This caused a massive amount of TV and internet drama about the incident.
Other trolling include his attacks on his predecessor, Stephen Harper, which are boring as fuck. He also supports bringing more brown towelheads to Canada from Syria.
Feminism
Recently Trudeau's speech about making the Canadian cabinet have a 1:1 ratio of women to men has sparked a minor online Fedora shitstorm and lolz. This outrage is missing the point that the cabinet is not elected, and Trudeau could have legally appointed 10 brain dead assburgers to the cabinet and Parliament would be unable to do anything. Probably should find a new way to make cabinets.
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