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In the realm of 21st century thought, there is quite possibly no human being whose understandings have the potential to shake society as much as empiricist child prodigy '''Jaden Smith'''. As the offspring of celebrity [[Will Smith]], young Jaden was placed into the heart of contemporary American culture, which only served to feed his enthusiastic mind. After surpassing the cognitive capability of Avicenna at age eight, Jaden began working alongside his father so that he may observe the human race in real-time (as opposed to simply studying it from his [[Bel-Air]] estate). Years later, after his translation of the Voynich manuscript was complete, Jaden would utilize [[Twitter|modern communication platforms]] to better project his revelations upon the masses, Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Along The Way | In the realm of 21st century thought, there is quite possibly no human being whose understandings have the potential to shake society as much as empiricist child prodigy '''Jaden Smith'''. As the offspring of celebrity [[Will Smith]], young Jaden was placed into the heart of contemporary American culture, which only served to feed his enthusiastic mind. After surpassing the cognitive capability of Avicenna at age eight, Jaden began working alongside his father so that he may observe the human race in real-time (as opposed to simply studying it from his [[Bel-Air]] estate). Years later, after his translation of the Voynich manuscript was complete, Jaden would utilize [[Twitter|modern communication platforms]] to better project his [[retardation|revelations]] upon the masses, Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Along The Way. | ||
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Jaden Smith
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In the realm of 21st century thought, there is quite possibly no human being whose understandings have the potential to shake society as much as empiricist child prodigy Jaden Smith. As the offspring of celebrity Will Smith, young Jaden was placed into the heart of contemporary American culture, which only served to feed his enthusiastic mind. After surpassing the cognitive capability of Avicenna at age eight, Jaden began working alongside his father so that he may observe the human race in real-time (as opposed to simply studying it from his Bel-Air estate). Years later, after his translation of the Voynich manuscript was complete, Jaden would utilize modern communication platforms to better project his revelations upon the masses, Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Along The Way.
Jaden's enlightenment
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In every picture he's in, he manages to look both constipated and worried like he's been holding a shit for 14 years.
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