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{{ | {{spoiler|[[Channel Awesome|Everyone in Channel Awesome]] KNEW JEWWARIO WAS A RAPIST AND LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT FOR A YEAR}} | ||
{{an hero}} | {{an hero}} | ||
{{withjews|you get raped}} | |||
[[Image:JewWarioChangeTheChannel.gif|right]] | |||
[[File:JewWario 3.jpg|350px|thumb|right|Before he decided to off himself]] | [[File:JewWario 3.jpg|350px|thumb|right|Before he decided to off himself]] | ||
'''JewWario''' (Powerword: Justin Carmical{{jew}}) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until | '''JewWario''' (Powerword: Justin Carmical{{jew}}) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until Thursday the 23rd of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself, therefore becoming [[An hero]]. | ||
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. | TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. On April 12 of 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that was [[rape|harassing]] his female fans. For that reason, they dropped his sorry ass, but covered it up in order to <strike>avoid pain for the victims</strike> not lose subscribers on the site. | ||
{{quote|I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.|[https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068 The Wife]|center=auto}} | {{quote|I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.|[https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068 The Wife]|center=auto}} | ||
==Faked The Suicide== | ==Faked The Suicide== | ||
[[File:An artist's rendering of Jew Wario.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's rendering of the scene.]] | |||
[[File:JewWario memorial.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] | [[File:JewWario memorial.jpg|200px|thumb|right]] | ||
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. | Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. | ||
So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. | So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. | ||
Given that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else. | |||
But what? | But what? | ||
He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. | He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. | ||
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Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup. | Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup. | ||
The truth was that TGWTG | |||
<strike>The truth was that he joined permavirgin site [[Video_Game_Reviewers#Retroware_TV|Retroware TV]] in a bid to make more jew gold, But Retroware TV were butthurt with TGWTG's popularity, so told Justin that he would be kicked off the site unless he left Doug Walker's circle jerk, So as with the normal mentality of Jews mindlessly following oppressors demands, he abandoned his old friends for an anorexic spic and [[Video_game_reviewers#Pat_The_NES_Punk|a ass licking faggot that rides the coat-tails of the AVGN]] and we all know how well that endeavor went, don't we ladies and gentlemen?</strike> DISREGARD THAT, in April 12 of 2018, in the middle of the shitfest started by the posting of the “Not So Awesome” document on Monday, April 2, 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that tried to 'raep' one of the fans. Afterwards, another chick came forward in reddit and claimed that JewWario had tried to go "Bill Cosby" on her ass. The first girl apparently asked Channel Awesome not to say or do anything about Justin, but that won't stop people from using this incident to sperg out about how "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!" Channel Awesome is for covering it up because who the flying fuck cares about the wishes of rape victims amirite? | |||
== Kamen Rider == | == Kamen Rider == | ||
[[File:jewfag rider kick.jpg|right|200px|thumb|This is what you spent $10,000 for.]] | [[File:jewfag rider kick.jpg|right|200px|thumb|This is what you spent $10,000 for.]] | ||
[[File:Irate Gamer-JewWario Respect.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The [[Irate Gamer]] pays respect to a fallen comrade.]] | |||
This retard | This retard was known to love [[Kamen Rider]], a [[Power Rangers]] rip-off in Japan. | ||
He loves it so much that he tried to <s>make</s> get money for his own rip-off called [http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series FamiKamen Rider](a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $ | He loves it so much that he tried to <s>make</s> get money for his own rip-off called [http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series FamiKamen Rider](a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10,255 in the end. | ||
His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos. | His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos. | ||
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== Obituary videos== | == Obituary videos== | ||
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]]. | Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making [[Memorial Page Tourism|tribute videos to our fallen hero]], that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]]. Equally unsurprisingly, many of these videos were deleted once it was discovered that the man they were praising was a rapist. | ||
==Notable videos== | ==Notable videos== | ||
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets. | The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets. | ||
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; | ;Two Jews who love Mario... and underage girls. | ||
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;Once a lover of candy, but preferred the taste of bullets. | |||
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;Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin< | ;Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin< | ||
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*[[Jews]] | *[[Jews]] | ||
*[[TGWTG]] | *[[TGWTG]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{fb|justin.carmical| | *<s>{{fb|justin.carmical|His alive Facebook}}</s> Dead, just like Justin. | ||
{{fb|jenny.valentine.587|The wife}} | *{{fb|jenny.valentine.587|The wife}} | ||
*[http://socialnewsdaily.com/23073/jewwario-actor-justin-carmical-takes-his-own-life/ A newsstory about his fortunate death] | *[http://socialnewsdaily.com/23073/jewwario-actor-justin-carmical-takes-his-own-life/ A newsstory about his fortunate death] | ||
*[http://www.gofundme.com/6groao More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket] | *[http://www.gofundme.com/6groao More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket] | ||
*[http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran] | *[http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran] | ||
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{{ytseries}} | {{ytseries}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article March 30th & 31st, [[2014]]|[[Schnookums]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]| | |||
{{Timeline|Featured article March 30th & 31st, [[2014]]|[[Schnookums]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[John Campbell]]}} | |||
{{timeline|Featured article April 30 & May 1st/8th, [[2018]]|[[Bill Cosby]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Rick and Morty]]}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:40, 22 August 2024
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WARNING: With Jews, you get raped! |
JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical✡) was a contributor at TGWTG until Thursday the 23rd of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself, therefore becoming An hero.
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. On April 12 of 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that was harassing his female fans. For that reason, they dropped his sorry ass, but covered it up in order to avoid pain for the victims not lose subscribers on the site.
Faked The Suicide
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. Given that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else. But what? He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his "family". Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need. The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from keeping him in the basement.
Leaving TGWTG
Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob. Therefore he parted ways with the group and never looked back. Except Justin did look back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.
Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup.
The truth was that he joined permavirgin site Retroware TV in a bid to make more jew gold, But Retroware TV were butthurt with TGWTG's popularity, so told Justin that he would be kicked off the site unless he left Doug Walker's circle jerk, So as with the normal mentality of Jews mindlessly following oppressors demands, he abandoned his old friends for an anorexic spic and a ass licking faggot that rides the coat-tails of the AVGN and we all know how well that endeavor went, don't we ladies and gentlemen? DISREGARD THAT, in April 12 of 2018, in the middle of the shitfest started by the posting of the “Not So Awesome” document on Monday, April 2, 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that tried to 'raep' one of the fans. Afterwards, another chick came forward in reddit and claimed that JewWario had tried to go "Bill Cosby" on her ass. The first girl apparently asked Channel Awesome not to say or do anything about Justin, but that won't stop people from using this incident to sperg out about how "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!" Channel Awesome is for covering it up because who the flying fuck cares about the wishes of rape victims amirite?
Kamen Rider
This retard was known to love Kamen Rider, a Power Rangers rip-off in Japan.
He loves it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called FamiKamen Rider(a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10,255 in the end.
His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos. Some might wonder why people would actually gave this him any money, let alone $10,000, but just remember that all his fans are sad and lonely individuals, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.
Obituary videos
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only half of their ass. Equally unsurprisingly, many of these videos were deleted once it was discovered that the man they were praising was a rapist.
Notable videos
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.
- Two Jews who love Mario... and underage girls.
Previous Video | Next Video
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A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting -
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Love and marriage -
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Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act -
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See Also
External Links
His alive Facebook- The wife
- A newsstory about his fortunate death
- More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket
- A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran
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JewWario is part of the TGWTG Circle-jerk
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| Featured article March 30th & 31st, 2014 | ||
| Preceded by Schnookums |
JewWario | Succeeded by John Campbell |
| Featured article April 30 & May 1st/8th, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Bill Cosby |
JewWario | Succeeded by Rick and Morty |