Jewish furry

	“	In the generation when the son of David will come, the face of the generation will be like the face of a dog.	„
	—The Talmud

Jewish Furries Furries in general like to whine about some fursecution that never happened.

A popular work among Jewish anthro-fiction.

A Jewish furry is a Jewish member of the furry community who forgot that cynocephaly is a unique condition belonging to the non-Jews, whom traditional Jews view as non-human, as supported by Baba Mazia 114b, Tospoth Jebamoth 84b, Abodah Zarah 22a-22b and Midrasch Talpioth p225-L of the Babylonian Talmud; thus bestiality abhors them, although this is assuming said kikefurs are religious jews, which in any other case they are more likely to be an atheist or a satanist like the rest of the furry fagdom. The Jews should not be one to gloat however, as Ketubot 11b and Sanhedren 54b justifies shotacon and toddlercon, which makes the Jews massive hypocrytes because that's even more even more fucked up. Ironically, in contrast to Jews who abhor us goyim, who are beast in human form, Christian theologians in the past have argued that dog-headed people are in fact human. So basically, if by some chance you happen to be an extremely rare combination between a kike AND a furfag, then why have you not converted already?

Conversely, Jewish furries are perhaps quite aware of this and get a kick out of cosplaying as their gentile subservients. In fact, it is very possible (and quite likely) that the Furry Fandom is actually a Jewish cause meant to subvert the European tradition of the Anthropomorphic tale as well as the West as a whole. Afterall, being a "furry" has basically become a sub-sect of the greater LGBTQPZNC+ community at this point, which is also a Jewish cause. Don't believe me? Let's look at some of the unsettling similarities the Furry Fandom and Jews already have in common:

1. They are suspiciously wealthy.
2. They have strange sexual practices.
3. They WHINE about everything!

When dealing with Jews, one must not shy away from their obvious victim complex, which gives way to the Jew's motivation to join the Furry Fandom; In the past they were persecuted by (almost) every nation that they have hospitated, but with political correctness ironically making that a thing of the past, now they choose to be fursecuted.

Good Fursonas for Jewish Furries

• Rat - I don't think this needs an explanation.
• Mountain Gazelle - The national animal of Israel. This slender antelope symbolizes the delicate balance of Israel’s ecosystems and the country’s commitment to preserving its natural heritage.
• Hoopoe - The national bird of Israel. A good choice for all the featherfags out there.
• Goliath Grouper - Formerly known as the jewfish due to its uncanny likeness to Jewish caricatures.
• Borzoi - A type of Russian hunting dog renowned for its long snout; anthropomorphized borzois were used as stand-ins for Jews in the 1972 animated film Fritz The Cat. IRL however, borzois were almost slaughtered to the brink of extinction by Jews during the Russian Revolution due to their bourgeois status.
• Proboscis Monkey - A breed of monkey with a nose that knows. The primary hobby of proboscis monkeys is exposing their unsheathed, red dicks for the lulz. This is reminiscent of 99% of furry art and also something I think I remember my rabbi doing.

Fetishes

There are two fetishes common among all kikefurs. The first is inflation 'cause the Jews already do it to the economy. The other one is nose sucking, which undoubtedly transpired into an avian fetish cause their noses lowkey look like beaks.

See Also

• Christian furries & Nazi Furs - Their rivals.
• Furluminati - Crypto-counterparts.
• Goyim - who are beasts in human form.
• Midwest FurFest#Gas Attack - their version of the holocaust.
• Postfurry - If postmodern art is Jewish, then this is double Jewish.

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