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Robert Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "The Big Guy" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as Barack Obummer's side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of CP, including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.

The Boy With the Golden Crack Pipe

Robert Hunter Biden, born February 4, 1970, was handed everything his entire life because his dad was The JOE BIDEN; Because of that, he is a colossal fuck-up. Joe ("probably") killed Hunter's mom in 1972 when Hunter was 2, the official story is "car crash" however. Joe then got remarried 5 years later; According to Sleepy Joe, it was then-7-year-old Hunter who pushed him to remarry. Hunter went to college at Georgetown where he was a Jesuit, he went to law school at Yale. No doubt that he got accepted to and graduated from these schools because of academic merit and competency and not because of his last name. He got a job at a bank after graduating - this bank was a major contributor to Joe Biden, but we don't see a connection. In 2006 George Bush put him on the Amtrack board of advisors because Hunter was so very amazingly smart.

Love Me Tender

Hunter's love-life deserves an article of its own, honestly. His first marriage ended in 2015 - it produced 3 children. His brother died of brain cancer and to honor his memory he started fucking his wife, then "probably" his underaged daughter. After fucking his dead brother's wife, and fathered a bastard child in 2018. Next, Hunter married a fine woman of South African Jewish descent^✡ , and they had a kid in 2020. There are "unconfirmed" rumors that he has other bastard kids.

Burisma

Hunter was given a job on the board of Ukraine's largest natural gas producer, Burisma on a salary of $83,000 dollars a month on the merits of his character and ability to help run a foreign natural gas company it didn't matter that he didn't speak the language or know anything about the production, exploration, or even the sale of natural gas. Just kidding it was because of his dad. Also while Hunter was in Ukraine he was getting his fuck on and paid a shit load of money to human traffickers unfortunately he got caught, fortunately, his dad is Joe Biden and all this was quickly swept under the rug by the media. The more I write about Hunter Biden the more I realize I want to be Hunter Biden.

The Laptop

Hunter sent his laptop to a compooter repair shop in Delaware and forgot about it - on it were emails implicating him and his daddy in pay for play schemes with China and the Ukraine. It also had child porn on it that the media refuses to talk about because the Jews that run our media and politics are all devil-worshiping pedophiles, and in order to get into the higher echelons of our society you need to fuck kids. Since he never paid his bill and never picked up his laptop the contents were ultimately posted online when some nerd saw he could recoup his business costs by selling them to the media.

Discovered Photos About missing Pics

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More Leaks

Last Thursday 2022, the hacker known as 4chan managed to hack into Hunter's iCloud account and leak more of his n00dz. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, thinking that nobody would ever get access to them.

Russian Conspiracy?

Due to the sheer amount of leaked shit Twitter and Qanon started drawing their own investagative conclusions into the Hunter Biden scandal.

Joe's Reaction To Allegations Against Hunter

Incest

Gallery

Glass Dick Gallery About missing Pics

You Watch The Hood I'll Watch The Skies
How to Catch Hunter Biden
Just Kidding ;)
AKA Tyrone Biden
Comfy

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SNAAAAAAKE
NPC

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Some of the material. Censored but at least it's something.

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+[[File:Hunter and crackpipe 1657402315492.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Hunter's choice of a Pyrex crackpipe shows the discernment and upbringing of American royalty]]
+[[File:HUNTER_SMOOCHES.jpg|thumb|right|He's such a daddy's boy]]
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+[[File:Hunter-biden-2.jpg|thumb|right|Thug Life]]
+[[File:Hunter Biden penis.png|thumb|Hungter]]
-Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's crack addicted son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop was leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege that "[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]'s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.
+'''Robert Hunter Biden''' is [[Joe Biden]]'s crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]'s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.
 ==The Boy With the Golden Crack Pipe==
-Robert Hunter Biden, born February 4, 1970 was handed everything his entire life because his dad was The [[Joe Biden|JOE BIDEN]]; Because of that he is a colossal fuck-up. Joe ([[some argue|"probably"]]) killed Hunter's mom in 1972 when Hunter was 2, the official story is "car crash" however. Joe then got remarried 5 years later; According to Sleepy Joe it was then-7-year-old Hunter who pushed him to remarry. Hunter went to college at Georgetown where he was a [[Catholic|Jesuit]], he went to law school at Yale. No doubt that he got accepted to and graduated from these schools because of academic merit and competency and not because of his last name. He got a job at a bank after graduating - this bank was a major contributor to Joe Biden, but we don't see a connection. In 2006 George Bush put him on the Amtrack board of advisors because Hunter was [[lie|so very amazingly smart.]]
+Robert Hunter Biden, born February 4, 1970, was handed everything his entire life because his dad was The [[Joe Biden|JOE BIDEN]]; Because of that, he is a colossal fuck-up. Joe ([[some argue|"probably"]]) killed Hunter's mom in 1972 when Hunter was 2, the official story is "car crash" however. Joe then got remarried 5 years later; According to Sleepy Joe, it was then-7-year-old Hunter who pushed him to remarry. Hunter went to college at Georgetown where he was a [[Catholic|Jesuit]], he went to law school at Yale. No doubt that he got accepted to and graduated from these schools because of academic merit and competency and not because of his last name. He got a job at a bank after graduating - this bank was a major contributor to Joe Biden, but we don't see a connection. In 2006 George Bush put him on the Amtrack board of advisors because Hunter was [[lie|so very amazingly smart.]]
 ==Love Me Tender==
-Hunter's love-life deserves an article of its own, honestly. His first marriage ended in 2015 - it produced 3 children. His brother died of brain cancer and to honor his memory he started fucking his wife, then "[[some argue|probably]]" his underaged daughter. After fucking his dead brother's wife, and fathered a bastard child in 2018. Next, Hunter married [[negress|a fine woman of South African descent]], and they had a kid in 2020. There are [[dubious Disclaimer|"unconfirmed"]] [[some argue|rumors]] that he has other bastard kids.
+Hunter's love-life deserves an article of its own, honestly. His first marriage ended in 2015 - it produced 3 children. His brother died of brain cancer and to honor his memory he started fucking his wife, then "[[some argue|probably]]" his underaged daughter. After fucking his dead brother's wife, and fathered a bastard child in 2018. Next, Hunter married [[negress|a fine woman of South African Jewish descent]]{{jew}} , and they had a kid in 2020. There are [[dubious Disclaimer|"unconfirmed"]] [[some argue|rumors]] that he has other bastard kids.
 ==Burisma==
-Hunter was given a job on the board of [[Ukraine]]'s largest natural gas producer, Burisma on a salary of $83,000 dollars a month [[lie|on the merits of his character and ability to help run a foreign natural gas company]] it didn't matter that he didn't speak the language or know anything about the production, exploration, or even the sale of [[fart|natural gas]]. Just kidding it was because of his dad. Also while Hunter was in Ukraine he was getting his [[fuck]] on and paid a shit load of money to human traffickers unfortunately he got caught, fortunately, his dad is [[Joe Biden]] and all this was quickly swept under the rug by the [[jews|media]]. The more I write about Hunter Biden the more I realize I want to be Hinter Biden.
+Hunter was given a job on the board of [[Ukraine]]'s largest natural gas producer, Burisma on a salary of $83,000 dollars a month [[lie|on the merits of his character and ability to help run a foreign natural gas company]] it didn't matter that he didn't speak the language or know anything about the production, exploration, or even the sale of [[fart|natural gas]]. Just kidding it was because of his dad. Also while Hunter was in Ukraine he was getting his [[fuck]] on and paid a shit load of money to human traffickers unfortunately he got caught, fortunately, his dad is [[Joe Biden]] and all this was quickly swept under the rug by the [[jews|media]]. The more I write about Hunter Biden the more I realize I want to be Hunter Biden.
 ==The Laptop==
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-Hunter sent his laptop to a compooter repair shop in Delaware and forgot about it - on it were emails implicating him and [[Joe Biden|his daddy]] in pay for play schemes with [[China]] and the [[Ukraine]]. It also had child porn on it that the media refuses to talk about [[truth|because the Jews that run our media and politics are all devil-worshiping pedophiles, and in order to get into the higher echelons of our society you need to fuck kids.]]
+Hunter sent his laptop to a compooter repair shop in Delaware and forgot about it - on it were emails implicating him and his daddy in pay for play schemes with [[China]] and the [[Ukraine]]. It also had child porn on it that the media refuses to talk about [[truth|because the Jews that run our media and politics are all devil-worshiping pedophiles, and in order to get into the higher echelons of our society you need to fuck kids.]] Since he never paid his bill and never picked up his laptop the contents were ultimately posted online when some nerd saw he could recoup his business costs by selling them to the media.
-==Joe's Thoughts on the Laptop Scandal==
+{{cg|Discovered Photos|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
-[[File:1603423029067.png|330px|right]]
+File:hunter biden crackpipe ENHANCE.png|<b>ENHANCE</b>
+File:hunter-biden-6.jpg
+File:hunter-biden-7.jpg
+File:hunter snorting coke off ass.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM|Om Nom Nom]]
+File:hunter-biden-3-2.jpg|[[Teeth]]
+File:hunter-biden-1-1.jpg|Are ya winnin' son?
+File:hunter-biden-7-1.jpg
+File:Hunter1.jpg
+File:Hunter Biden debates crack weight with hoe p94bxR2m0VoWDdvN.mp4
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+</gallery>|border=#077DD5|color=#F14C53}}
+==More Leaks==
+[[Last Thursday]] 2022, the hacker known as [[4chan]] managed to [[The Fappening|hack into Hunter's iCloud account]] and leak more of his [[n00dz]]. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, [[Autism|thinking that nobody would ever get access to them]].
+==[[Putin|Russian]] [[Conspiracy]]?==
+Due to the sheer amount of leaked shit [[Twitter]] and [[Qanon]] started drawing their own investagative conclusions into the Hunter Biden scandal.
+===Joe's Reaction To Allegations Against Hunter===
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+===Incest===
+[[File:natalie biden.png|center|800px]]
 ==Gallery==
-<gallery>
+{{cg|Glass Dick Gallery|cg2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
-File:Hunter Biden Free Crack.jpg
+File:HUNTER WATCHING THE HOOD.jpg| You Watch The Hood [[Jeffrey Epstein|I'll Watch The Skies]]
-File:Hunter Biden Just kidding.jpg
+File:Hunter Biden Free Crack.jpg|How to [[Chris Hansen|Catch]] Hunter Biden
-File:Hunter Biden Tyrone Biggums.png
+File:Hunter Biden Just kidding.jpg|[[j/k|Just Kidding]] ;)
-File:hunter snorting coke off ass.jpg
+File:Hunter Biden Tyrone Biggums.png|AKA Tyrone Biden
-</gallery>
+File:gondola biden crack.jpg|Comfy
+</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
+File:HUNTER_SNAKE.jpg|SNAAAAAAKE
+File:soy_trump_hunter_biden.png|[[NPC]]
+File:Ya winning hunter.jpg
+File:Natalie's Diary.jpg
+Biden_4chan_orgy.jpg
+File:Hunter_Chan.jpeg
+File:Biden_Traitors.jpeg
+</gallery>|border=#077DD5|color=#F14C53}}
+==See Also==
+*[[Bill Clinton]]
+*[[Crack]]
+*[[Cocaine]]
+*[[Democrat]]
+*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]
+*[[Joe Biden]]
+*[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]
+==External link(s)==
+*[https://bidenlaptopreport.marcopolousa.org/ Some of the material]. Censored but at least it's something.
+{{Chans}}
+{{Truth}}
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+{{Childabuseseries}}
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+{{timeline|Article of the Now July 11 & 12, [[2022]]|[[Japan]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Your Mom]]}}
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The Boy With the Golden Crack Pipe

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Russian Conspiracy?

Joe's Reaction To Allegations Against Hunter

Incest

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