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Michael Cohen

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What a traitor looks like.

Michael Dean Cohen is a modern day fusion of Judas and Narcissus who would still be a literal nobody if it weren't for the fact that he was once Donald Trump's lawyer – a gift that Cohen repaid with the type of traitorous backstabbing that is typical from Jews like him. While working for Trump's 2016 Presidential Campaign, Cohen actually squandered Trump's campaign money to get a fake Twitter account to tweet about how hot, sexy and fuckable Michael Cohen is.


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