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Jon Schweppe

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Jon Schweppe (Powerword Jonathan David Schweppe Born 1988 and is, unfortunately from that foul generation of Millennials that were the first of the generations after Generation X to put a strain on Medicare by shitting out so many Autistics that, not only are they adding to our National Debt by being worthless skin bags but are actually proud of their being literal wastes of the air that we breathe and feel the need to brag about it on the Internets.

Schweppe is one of the many acolytes of our Great God Emperor Trump that has accepted the sacred duty of protecting us from the inane liberal ideas of pronouns, Children having a right of privacy and schools and teachers being allowed to withold important imformation from a child's Parents that they might want to know such as their 10-year-old having been indoctrinated by the liberal public school system and believing that God, how dare they, made a mistake when he put them on the Winning team and their Penis is actually a girl stick. Schweepe, wanting yo tirelessly seek the Truth, has also exposed the bias that the Department of Education has, under the Biden adminstration, in leveling fines and penalaties against Christian institutions and career colleges compared to public universities.

Schweppe acheived a bit of unwanted internet fame, when on March 1st 2026 he idiotically made the retard challange on X against users with Anime profile pictures and Middle Aged Women stating that they didn't have what it takes to stand against the current trend of Americans wanting a federal requirement that Pornographic sites be made to have some form of Age Verification. To ensure that he went and kicked the hornet's nest, Schweppe made the mistake of saying that Anime Fans and middle aged women are equal to the lowest form of humanity that Un-Natural Selection has produced by calling these two groups Furries when he said, The children will be protected from your weird furry shit.

Is he Brave or just stupid?

That's why we are here. You being the mentally challanged rube that you are and incable of making a decision on your own, it is our function to be the ones that tell you how to think.

American Priciples Project

After quiting his job at the FTC, we say he was Fired but we've been wrong before, Schweppe became senior advisor to the American Principles Project as of January 2026.

The APP is a brave social Welfare organization that has picked up the mantle of advocating for family values, an idea that was lost sometime on or around the year of 2015 when people felt that Gays and Dikes should be alowed to marry and adopt children so that they wouldn't have to hang out at parks to find themselves a kid to Molest. The whole plan of gays being allowed to adopt children was designed by that wonderful, first black, secretly Muslim president of ours, Barack Hussein Obama. Believing that the whole process of molesting kids should be streamlined Barack set out to make some changes. Why should these Homos go out to find a kid and face possible Legal issues when the Government can just give them one to take home and keep in a dog kennel so that they won't be able to escape and be a victim to the gay's desire's 24\7?

The function off the APP is to get voters off of their 300 pound asses and to go vote by educating them about the eroding values that have been happening since the average voter turned apathetic toward Politics.

Little Old ladies and veterans don't have the numbers to counter the brainwashed, woke American that have put 42 Muslim murderers into federal level positions like Rashida Tlaib. These Devil worshipping few have made it their goal to lead in the erosion of America's Family values by promoting ideas like little boys should be allowed to be little girls or further their secret plan of reducing White American numbers by promoting and ensuring the legality of Abortion so when the Brown invasion does happen, there will be no one there to stand up against this Pagan religion of Islam when they come to snatch our daughters off of their tricycles and turn them into breeders to increase their Unholy numbers or to drain the Blood from their little bodies because little girl blood and hearts are cooking ingrediants in bread for these camel riding Sick fucks.

The APP understands, that right now, it is a rabbit trying to stand against a lion as your average Americunt has been placated by the current decadence that can be ordered on a smart phone and delivered to their front door by Door Dash. The APP has made it their goal to educate the average slack jawed American, hoping to get them to the voting booths to use their vote to bring back those glorious days of the 1950s when blacks knew their place and segregation wasn't a distant memory.


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