Patch (AKA
Dogpatch Press,
Patch O'Furr Patch Packrat,
Blake Killpatrick, or
Patrick Lake) is a
sociopath and
self-proclaimed furfag "journalist" best known for his news website of the same name titled "Dogpatch Press", and for having numerous
autistic fits about
nazis,
nazifurs and furry raiders. We know this because he will never
shut the fuck up about them, and he continually inserts himself into furry raiders drama for no other reason than to get clout. When this waste of human life isn't publishing
hard-hitting journalism on his
gay little news website, he's getting
jerked off at
pride events and getting slapped with
lawsuits for fraud and libel. In a community filled with
pedos,
camwhores,
autists,
dogfuckers and
antifa-endorsing
neets, this guy not only manages to be the biggest, greasiest shitsmear on the underpants of the furry fandom, but excels in finding new ways of validating himself as the biggest, most gigantic, most unlikable super-supreme-ultra-mega-faggot in the entire universe that has ever existed
and will ever exist.
Nazis here, Nazis there, Nazis every-fucking-where! That's the mind of the batshit insane roody-poo candy-ass behind the AltFurry blockbot, and that's the mind of anyone that uses it. Anyone right of Stalin is literally part of a death cult and the only salvation is to ignore every furfag not following the script. That's right, either you're a stunning and brave trans neet otherkin fighting one of many self-diagnosed mental illnesses, or you're a jack-booted Hitler Youth involved in a far-right conspiracy hell-bent on the destruction of the free liberal world. Why are you mad anon? You'd only be mad if you were a Nazi. Oh you're not mad? Nazi confirmed. Pwnt n00b LMAO UwU>
