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EDP445
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
—EDP445 macking it to a 13-year old | ||
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| EDP445 | |
| Real name | Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland |
| Nationality | American 
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| Born | December 15, 1990 |
| Current residence | In a Schoolyard near you |
| YouTube |  eatdatpussy445
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eatdatpussy445, also known as EDP445, (irl Powerword: "Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland") is a 30 year old pedophile sports youtuber whose claim to fame was producing rant videos on the Philadelphia Eagles. Aside from covering American Football, fatty also has a gaming channel EDPGAMING1 and a cooking channel CHAOTICKITCHEN445. His career came to a brunt end when he was exposed as a Pedo looking for cupcakes 13-loli by JewTube (oh the irony) called "pedohunters". He is a confirmed 5'8, 450 lbs lardass, which still makes him nine inches taller and 50lbs thinner than fellow lolcow Ethan Ralph.
2010
EDP445 starting his "career" like all upstanding black men do. By producing shit rap that nobody is going to listen too. That same year he decided to comment about the Philadelphia Eagles. He also hosted a series called "Don't You Hate That Shit." Were this incel talks about things that annoy him in life, like age of consent laws, salads, and parental consent. In 2012, a spin-off channel, CHAOTICKITCHEN445, debuted. The channel is dedicated to cooking. Another spin-off channel, EDPGAMING1, followed in 2013. In 2017, a backup channel, tastethis2inchdick445 Julio, was created. His channels gained a lot of popularity, due to the fact that football fans are retarded, and didn't realize screen names like "tastethis2inchdick445" indicates he is a sick fuck.
2012 JewTube Denies Gold Play Button
In 2020 EDP's channel hit over a million subs. Despite this, JewTube denied him a gold play button due to his channel not meeting certain criteria for their made-up award. Unlike PewDiePie, EDP445 was not a white guy calling someone a nigger on livestream and thus did not live up to JewTube's standards. EDP445 did end up getting a silver play button for both channels.
2018 SuperMarioLogan
Moar info: SuperMarioLogan.
In February of 2018, EDP445 was given a trip to the Super Bowl which Logan paid for entirely. In the process, Logan offered EDP445 the chance to work for him as a voice actor. As with all the promises Logan has made, however, he broke it by keeping EDP445 waiting for months on end due to Logan being on "vacation". EDP445 got his account terminated likely due to videos he made about Logan's deceitful faggotry which were striked down. One of his close friends Template:Ytchannel made a response to what happened. It is possible that EDP445's lolcow like behavior and sexual acts caused Logan to turn him down. For more information regarding EDP445, please check out 
his Kiwi Farms thread.
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2020 and Beyond: a Pedo's Tale
On July 9, 2020, EDP445 released a video, concerning claims of chatting up underage minors. His fanbase ignored the warning signs and called the whole thing a MAGA conspiracy.
On October 14, Youtuber ColdRaven released episode 8 of his series "SLAUGHTERHOUSE." ColdRaven showed proof EDP445 was messaging minors, showing multiple conversations of him trying to hook up with underage girls. ColdRaven continued to release new messages, and eventually sent an account of his own acting as an underage decoy, which EDP445 fell for. Still, his fanbase, suffering from CTE, said shit.
In November that year EDP445 released a now delted video titled, "My Response to ColdRaven." In the video he is seen shoving his fat face at WingStop when he suddenly pulls his 1911 Mil-Spec .45 Stainless Steel Handgun, and continues to shove his fat face. On November 17, EDP445 stated in a livestream "A group of no-life ass no pussy-getting motherfuckers decided to make a fuckload of fake accounts pretending to be fucking girls, and "like a dumbass, I fell for it, and now everyone's on this fucking 'pedo' shit." Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still did not get the memo and acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a third time.
That same day, fellow sex offender Keemstar, invited Coldraven onto the show to give some insight onto the situation. EDP445 was invited too, but he didn't respond. Instead, that same day, EDP released 2 response videos directed towards Coldraven. One video, since deleted, was 10 minutes long, and in this video, he stated "I dont care about the law, if she's 15-17, its okay as long as she's wearing skimpy clothing. Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still did not get the memo and acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a fourth time.
On December 11, EDP445 posted a picture of himself posing with jailbait, claiming that they were dating. Since the NFL did not allow in-person attendance, the picture was presumed to be doctored. Afterwards, he was caught yet again texting a minor. EDP445 released another response to ColdRaven, stating that he already had a girlfriend named Jessica, and that he did not plan on revealing her to his fans. Despite this confession, his stupid fanbase still did not get the memo and acted shocked and appalled when fatass fell for the same scam a fifth time.
As of December of 2020, he has been caught texting a total of 8 minors
2021 Looking for Cupcakes
On April 18, 2021, a group of Chris Hansen wannabees by the name of 'Predator Poachers' recorded an interaction between EDP445 and a decoy concerning messages that were exchanged by a plant that posed as a 13 year old and EDP445 that contained sexual content including a "dick pic", a "shit-pic" (yes, he posted a shit he took), and content involving either his ejaculation and/or masturbation sent by EDP445. Pedohunters waited until Hitler's Birthday (April 20th) to release the full video in order to generate maximum profit on their sanctimonious sting operation.
In the video, it includes footage of Chet Goldstein contacting the local authorities on EDP445, it is unknown at this time if EDP445 has been party vanned. EDP445 claimed he was "picking up a cupcake". Many of the people who were associated with EDP have announced that they have cut ties with him, and has since lost a large number of his subscribers on his main channel. Apparently, the Sixth time being caught with minors was too much, even for Philly fans.
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