CHAZ/CHOP Protests

The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) or Capitol Hill Organised Protest (CHOP) was a pathetic excuse of trying to create an autonomous anarchist commune within the city of Seattle. Chaz was established on the June 8th, 2020 and was taken down on July 1st 2020 by the pigs, within those 23 days multiple lulz took place.

The zone originally covered two intersections at the corners of Cal Anderson Park and the roads leading up to them, and was setup by protestors protesting the recent death of George Floyd and police brutality (Keep "pigs" brutality in mind for later).

(June 1–8) Founding CHAZ

The Foundation of CHAZ started with clashes between the Pigs and the Protestors, S-PIG-D with their full riot gear used their normal tricks including blast balls, flashbangs, tear gas and pepper spray to tell the protestors to fuck off.(the combat kept escalating that on June 5th a 30 day ban on tear gas was announced by seattle mayor).

These clashes went back and forth until the 7th day, where the pigs were pushed back and forced to board up the East Precinct and install sturdier barriers, The situation intensified after 8 pm, when a Protestor was shot while trying to slow down a truck, This sent the protestors into a retard frenzy where they up the intensity and begun throwing bottles, rocks and fireworks. The Pigs resumed the use of tear gas (ignoring the mayor's retarded and gay ban), and returned fire with pepper spray and flashbangs against protesters at 11th and Pine.

Fearing further escalation the pigs had to bitch it and run away like the little pussies they are, squealing wee wee wee all the way home, abandoning their police station to be claimed by the victorious CHAZians. The CHAZians quickly repositioned street barricades in a one-block radius around the station, and declared the area "Free Capitol Hill" along with seceding from the Jewnited States of Americunts

(9 June) A Nation is born

Following the victory, the CHAZians further improved upon their border walls (To Make Chaz Great Again) with whatever random junk was lying around from wire, cement blocks and road blocks, and from their battle the Chazians were known to have some of the fiercest fighters in the world, and guards were set up to control the borders

Chaz could finally become the perfect anarchist utopia, but there was one small issue, achieving a anarchist utopia means actually working and anarchist are both lazy, stupid and useless, so instead they just fucked around drawing a retarded flag and gave the city their demands.

Chaz List of demands

• 1 Pigs and court system are completely abolished
• 2 Re-trials for all Niggers convicted of a violent crime
• 3 Reparations for Niggers
• 4 FBI must investigate all police departments.

But of course no great nation is founded without controversy, a Ræp scandal involving one of the Chaz leaders, An 18 year, Lesbian Anarchist was outed to be a serial abuser, to which she BAWWWWWWWED and threaten to become a hero but nothing happened because nobody cared.

Despite hard beginnings Chaz had secured the bare necessities needed to be self-sustaining such as an Ice-cream van, Outdoor threater and a smoking area.

As night fell and the revolutionaries fell asleep, unaware a monster had entred the zone.

(10 June) Invasion

Aside from relying on outside sources of Food, Water, Electricity And Internet to survive, the Chazians were completely self sufficient, creating an housing arrangement and a communal farm called the People Garden based at Andersons Park, this Farm credit where credit is due was decent, Just kidding it was a piece of shit. As for other food supplies, anything stored up was quickly stolen by the hordes of homeless bums who quickly infested the zone, things were falling apart quickly and with Chaz open border policy anyone could just walk in and take over... which is exactly what happened.

Enter Raz Simone, a Seattle- based soundcloud "rapper" who smelt weakness in the Chazians and quickly rallied a few of his fellow heavily-armed niggers and went to take over Chaz, which they succeed by just walking through the gates and declared himself Warlord Kang of the newly named "Razistan".

Although their utopia taken over, The spirit of the Chazians was not yet broken as they quickly took to their phone to bitch, moan and complain on reddit and twitter about the occupation but unfortunately for them Raz was here to stay

Raz was quick to start making some changes to his new zone, from setting up an armed police force of his own to handing out Ar-15s to random people, food you actually had to pay for and random beating became commonplace under Raz rule. Chazians tried to call the police to get rid of Raz, but it was no use (lol)

Raz had transformed Chaz from a anarchist Larp into a blockparty for niggers, but unknown to the Chazians and even Raz they were being watched by the retards of /pol/

But why does /POL/ care? Many theories have been discussed ranging from morbid curiosity, trolling to jealousy they had been beaten at creating a white ethno-state, what ever the case /pol/ has a new target and they were going to make the most of it, plans were quickly whipped up to send in undercover agents dressed up as normal civilians, protestors and homeless people to create as much chaos as possible. from sending in scouts, sabotaging supplies, cutting out the power, jamming the internet and putting laxatives in the food and water, the final and most extreme was a plan to shoot up the Chaz which was quickly proven fake(although the plan turned out to be a foreshadow for things to come), although all great ideas. Most /Pol/ anons figured it would be best to allow Chaz to collapse under it own unstableness but to still send undercover agents in to document.

(11 June- 19 June) Chaz losing their Kangz

After a while of Raz occupation, his influence slowly faded away, his rule was replaced by a council of community leaders, without Raz the Zone turned back to their main goal of taking down the evil capitalist system and the pigs, problems arose here too, they could all agree they system should be taken down but when it comes to what it should be replaced with infighting occurred, leading to days of infighting, sitting around, attending to their farms and crops, destroyed public property, broke into a autoshop, around this time they also changed the name from CHAZ to CHOP. CHOP was anything but organised, at least under Raz who was a violent but orderly, and without the KANG Chop fell into chaos. Fights occurred everyday, mugging were a common occurrence and theft was everywhere. The President Trump and the pigs at this point had enough and were ready to clear out chop, but the mayor yet again stepped in and allowed the Chop lARP to continue

(Quote Mayor Jenny Durken this is not a armed takeover, this is not a millitary junta, this is just a block party)

(20 June-22 June) Shootas

At 2am on the 20th of June, shots were heard from the Chops Anderson Park (People Garden) leaving one person heavily wounded, Pig and Paramedics quickly received word of this and got ready to move in they managed to enter by were faced by heavy opposition, protesters quickly formed human chains in order to prevent the pigs from accessing the scene, this forced paramedic on standby since without the pigs guarding them they weren’t given clearance to enter the zone. Pigs were told that the shooting victim was moved to Chaz "Hospital" where Chaz Larp medics tried to treat the victims, being larpers they did jack shit and the victim bled to death, a second victim was discovered at 2.51am and was rushed to a real hospital saving the victim life, (proving if the first victim got real medical care he would of likely survived). The victim was identified as nigger Lorenzo Anderson 19 years old and had only graduated high-school the day before.

The day after another person was shot but survived with only minor injuries, following these events the mayor was finally forced to move in and shut down the zone

Another day after that another shooting left a nigger injured with non-threatening injures, he was taken away and made a video on twitter on how he planned to sue the pigs for not responding fast enough.

(23 June- 28 June) Nothing of note

Just the normal bashing, stealing, vandalism etc

(29 June) Another Another Shooting

In the early hours of the morning of 29th of June, the most infamous event of Chaz occurred, Chaz guards received reports of a stolen Jeep Cherokee they found the car doing donuts on one of their fields and opened fire on the vehicle, the teenagers inside of the car tried to escape but were stopped by the road blocks, CHAZ security then shot out their tires immobilising the vehicle, before catching up to, pistol whipping the injured 16 year old driver, gloating and then finally executed the teen. Chaz Security had just executed a unarmed nigger and on top of that the larpers were overjoyed they had neutralise the "threat" Chazians were under the perception the teens were shooting at protester despite no weapons being found in the vehicle.

After realising this mistake the Chaz guards turned themselves in... just kidding these sick fucks started cleaning up the crime scene and picking up bullet casing so the shooters couldn’t be identified

(30 June-1 July) Johhny Law returns OINK OINK

The party was over, the Pigs where sent in to reclaim their pigpen and begain dismantling the zone, they were met with some resistance but were overwhelmed and pushed out. the city took down the people garden and sent in sanitation workers to clean up all the crap and used needles that was all over the zone, until all that was left was just trash on the road.

Notable Chazians

• Chaz Anon

One of the /POL/tards send in, his pictures showed how the autonomous zone was ran. (Also managed to get a selfie with the warlord Kang himself Raz)

Copy Cats

Several other attempts were made in other cities but they were quickly taken down by the Pigs, New York and Portland are the most notable of these.

External Links

• Chaz Subreddit

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