BlueCatRiolu

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They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

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BlueCatRiolu
Real name	Nicholas Salerno
Nationality	American
Born	February 19, 2000
Residence	Michigan
Former aliases	Riolu947
DeviantArt	BlueCatRiolu
YouTube	Template:Ytchannel

BlueCatRiolu (also known as Riolu The Blue Cat or simply Riolu, powerword: Nicholas Salerno) is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his works are visibly mouse-drawn with one hand in Microsoft Paint, freeing the other hand for more important activities. This art of his has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other disturbing fetishes.

BlueCatRiolu is part of a series on
FAT FUCKING FURRIES. ▲▼

When not posting his scribblings, BlueCatRiolu enjoys his time on DeviantArt by begging for Points or a Core membership, and writing hate journals about people who criticize him, while linking to them in said journals. These call-out journals predictably create a strong animosity towards BlueCatRiolu, and as such he must be constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, who stand ready to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism.

The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while many great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt, and its user base consisting of mostly teenagers.

Stellar character design

BlueCatRiolu's OC is a generic blue-colored cat named Riolu, a name derived from Lucario's baby form. Riolu's design is a direct rip-off of Happy from Fairy Tail, except it wears a collar which has a Poké Ball tag on it. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. Its variations include six cringe-inducing, edgy "rage" mode forms, as well as an Inkling. BlueCatRiolu responds to any criticism of this character very negatively, even if it's from a friend who's simply trying to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats.

Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined

What should be done to BlueCatRiolu.

The person who posted this on iFunny claims this to be him irl.

Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own original works. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved Chris-chan, he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random Metal Gear music as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as chromosomally exceptional as him.

Alien
The Cat Returns
Cave Story
Freedom Planet
Heathcliff
Kirby
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Metroid
Monster Hunter Stories
Night on the Galactic Railroad
Peanuts
Pokémon
Resident Evil
Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
Splatoon
Star Fox
Super Mario Bros.
Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin
Yo-kai Watch
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Night in the Woods

Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat."

Out in the public

BlueCatRiolu is so dense that he is willing to expose himself out in public with his fetishes. Even at school, you can see him logging into his DA ~~even though he's an idiot for failing to know that it's unsafe to do that~~ and viewing his profile and replying to messages about his fetish shit. You'd think he'd keep his fetish activity a secret, but no, he doesn't.

Yes, one of his classmates actually saw him doing this!

Quotes about BlueCatRiolu

	“	Sir I'm gonna be honest Some of your art kinda makes no sense at all.like "saviors of America". And to be honest it sounds like a 6 year olds fan fiction.	„
	—A comment on BlueCatRiolu's DeviantArt page, stating the obvious.

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If he values his Catachu bullshit more than education, he needs to get a life.

Does he even have a social life? Does he even have friends in real life? Does he do any activities? If he is 17, he is old enough to get a job. Even if it is at a super market or whatever. He is gonna be a massive fuck up in the future if he has no job or social life. Just expecting people to make him fap art or just drawing the same fap pics.

He won't make money off his art or his stolen content. He has too much taken from Nintendo, PBS kids and whatever the fuck Yo-Kai Watch is. He claims he is making a game, but it won't happen.

He claims his "life" is a mess. His"internet life". So I am guessing his real life is all okay. Yet he uses "Well my life is in shambles! My computer was taken away! I AM GONNA GO INSANE!!"

I do know about him stealing people's OCs or drawing them inflated without their permission. He claims he cares for his "friends'. but he just fakes tears for attention and sympathy. He has his fanbase wrapped around his finger.

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—Puar, on Kiwi Farms.

	“	I am aware that his mother disgusts his fetishes quite much and I heard that he gets embarrassed when his mom walks in on him while he draws his inflation pics.	„
	—A friend of BlueCatRiolu, on his no-doubt disappointed mother.

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Videos

BlueCatRiolu fell all over himself to voice his OC in some creepy inflation fetish video.

Deviantart Hours - BlueCatRiolu

GCBC Critiques: BlueCatRiolu

IF BLUECATRIOLU WAS HONEST

This shit somehow has over 50,000 views.

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Gallery

BlueCatRiolu's "art" About missing Pics

Riolu's fursuit.
IMMA GONNA KILL THOSE KIWI FUCKERS!!!
Radial gradients = instant effort!
Are you turned on?

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Not even shows for preschoolers are safe.
Profile picture in February 2017. Was requested to take it down later on.

External links

BlueCatRiolu – His main account.
Template:Ytchannel – His YouTube account.
riolu947 – His Fur Affinity account.
nrs2
facebook:nrs2
Kiwi Farms – Kiwi Farms thread.
Dox – BlueCatRiolu doxed himself.
Riolu947 – His Scratch account.
bluewhale23 – His old Scratch account, dates back to 2010.
boomerplus23 – His Pixiv account which he never uses.
iFunny Memes – Memes people have created, including the pic of Riolu irl.
Google +
[1] – Some weebly page of his. Appears to be abandoned.
[2] – Shitty wiki article on some Undertale fan wiki.

Fuckboys and white knights (examples)

asheandcjthepikachus – A 19-year-old manchild who thinks he is a Pikachu in real life. Has shitty artistic skills in par with a 6-year-old. Records himself waving a Pikachu plush around.
darlalloons26 – A.K.A narayan23456 Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED.
dashergalaxycat – Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with BlueCatRiolu.
jetixguy6549 – Alternate account of RedCatDan. Autistic BlueCatRiolu fanboy who was too lazy to create an OC, so he just used BlueCatRiolu's art and colored it in red. Allegedly sends death threats to those against BlueCatRiolu and his friends. He is also obsessed with Toonami. It has been reported he is only around 12-13 years old.
Konamicode55 – A whiny bastard. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty Microsoft Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama, including drama involving Alpha-X01.
Lisadots123 – Another artist who supports him. They are best friends.
micaloon – Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores BlueCatRiolu's behavior.
NFSFAN34567 – A.K.A. flatoutfan34352665 A BlueCatRiolu fanboy who likes to stalk BlueCatRiolu's page as well as those who have went against him. Is very annoying and has a huge obsession over him and Lisa. Also likes the Burnout series for some fucking reason.
schoolfilmer – Former friend of some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. Stalks BlueCatRiolu's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism.
sexyman60 – A Hamtaro fag who is essentially BlueCatRiolu's butt-buddy.
YukiTakashi – A former Doom mapper who essentially makes art featuring deformed humans that look like they are mentally impaired. Is 34 years old.
oreofurryfam – Claims to be BlueCatRiolu's "girlfriend" as the two obsess over each other. Steals artwork and causes drama for attention and whines constantly when people "hurt" BlueCatRiolu. Thinks she has it bad in life by telling stories of her "abusive situation".