Abner Louima

Who was Abner Louima? To the men and women of New York's Finest - the NYPD - he was a hot piece of ass and a target for plunger target practice.

In A Nutshell.

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All you need to know are the following phrases:

• "black person"
• "Sexually abused"
• "In a bathroom"
• "Police station"
• "Kicked in the groin"
• "Sodomized with a plunger"
• "Severe internal damage"
• "Intestines"
• "Bladder"
• "Teeth" and
• "Officer Volpe next moved through the precinct, holding the bloody, feces-stained instrument"

That (in the above order) is his contribution to Black History Month.

Louima later sued and received eight million dollars for his "suffering". He now lives in Florida in a plunger-free environment.

Also See

• black person
• Police
• The Man
• Pervert
• Goatse
• Rape
• Buttsecks
• Plunger
• Anus
• Butthurt
• Pwnd
• Drama
• Law suit
• I'm all up ur arse abusin' ur p00pz.

External Links

CNN: NYPD officer mistakes Skinny for blocked toilet.

CNN: 30 years with no Internets for cop who admitted sodomizing a "nigger".

New York Times: Justice for Louima; enough money to fill his Grand Canyon.

The whole shebangabang.

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