Jonathan Ross

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

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'Jonathan Ross aka EffinRawz, SuperJonathanSonic and many more retarded names, is pretty much a sick fuck you would not want to babysit your kids. This creepster actually pretty much actively goes out looking for young kids bathing. Last Thursday he actually tried to defend his cheese pizza habits to Mister Metokur which resulted in pretty much the most autistic display of saying nothing. Oh and his friend Hole was involved.

	“	I'm literally just a fucking virgin with rage, alright	„
	—Ross coming clean

The Video

Highlights

Because it is pretty much an hour long video, we decided to highlight some of the more important parts of the video, for your convenience, you lazy fucking shit. Jim is Mister Metokur.

	“	Jim: When you say fun and cute, like, how is that fun and cute? Jonathan: I don't know, dude, you're expecting me to go in depth with this like.. Some other faggot: That motherfucker wants kids, is that so odd?	„
	—Yes. Yes it is, you sick fuck

Attempted Suicide

On September 10, 2017, Ross had a livestream where he tried to kill himself by drinking Febreze, except the autist didn't know Febreze can't actually kill you.

Friends

Ruby Aka Hole Aka EdgeQueen

File:Ruby Hole 4.jpg

Literal trailer trash

	“	Hello my name is Anne Jurinek,I suffer from Borderline personality disorder,Depressive disorder and Anxiety.	„
	—Gofundme description for Hole

	“	Shut up you stupid fucking hole. Nobody wants to listen to you, so someone muzzle this bitch... EdgeQueen you are not edgy at all, you are fucking annoying... Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi, you yammer too much, shut the fuck up...Stutter some more you dumb bitch, I see you in the chat trying to be funny like you know fucking memes and shit - You're so out of touch you call yourself EdgeQueen, there's nothing edgy about you, you fucking hole. Shut the fuck up.	„
	—Hole being told

Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from GOTIS in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole.

Gallery

• File:Ruby Hole 1.jpg
• Got Ham?
  Got Ham?
• M'Lady
  M'Lady

Imma Gonna Do It

In the above video, this attention whore actually tries to shame people by claiming she will jump out the window, as if she could possibly fit. Nobody took her serious, and she did not cause any earthquakes that day, because bitch just sat on her chair, instead of actually killing herself. It was all for attention.

In Summary

	“	Jim: Ya dumb bitch Hole: Oh call me a dumb bitch one more time Jim: DUMB BITCH Hole: Whatever, I don't give a fuck	„

Ruby's Social Media

•  Her old twatter (archive)
• Her one Facebook (archive)
• Her other Facebook (archive)

See Also

• ValisHD - Another pedo

External links

• The Kiwifarms thread

Jonathan Ross is part of a series on Aspies.

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