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Clay Claymore

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Clay Claymore. 1% nigger, 99% ad hominem.

'Bold text'Clay Claymore is a ghetto dweller and internet tough guy. This guy is most notable for making strawman arguments, ad-hominem attacks, using shitty iMovie editing software, and spending 79% of his YouTube career bitching and whining about the cartoon fandom. When not making videos, he will make random posts about how “the game last night was so awesome” or how “does Barbershop really need a sequel?” He claims to have a job as an insurance agent, a girlfriend and friends who he hangs out with in real life. However, despite the fact that this wanker uses text-to-speech and refrains from showing his face or taking the time to purchase a decent mic, this is highly debatable.

Response to criticism

   
 
Please stop sending me MegaDoopTV's response video. His video is complete crap and people are idiots for thinking it was a "good" response.
 

 
 

—Clay, unable to handle the fact that people disagree with him and have the balls to call him out on his bullshit.

   
 
I have a girl, Enter doesn't. I have a college graduation, he doesn't. I have friends, he doesn't.
 

 
 

—Clay, talking out of his ass as usual.

Clay Claymore’s examples of cowardice towards opposing viewpoints have been present since day one, especially when he blocked illiniguy34 on Twitter for calling him out on his bullshit on September 28, 2015. However, the real shit stirred up when commentator MegaDoopTV decided to tackle his response to Doug Walker’s #WTFU video, the oreo himself decided to bitch and moan about it on Twitter about how “he doesn’t know anything about fair use” and how “he took my jokes too seriously”, so much to the point that he made a Tumblr response to his video. Granted, as narrow-minded as Doug Walker is towards fair use (thinking that it gives him the right to use 95% footage and spoil the entire fucking movie as well as making a profit off of it), Mr. Claymore fucked up even harder since he claims that people need to consult the original content creator to use material in their videos, despite the fact that the defense itself says that you do not need to consult the original content creator.

What makes him butthurt

  • Cartoon fans
  • Anybody who disagrees with him
  • MysteriousMrEnter
  • Criticism
  • My little pony
  • Steven Universe
  • Asking him to show his face
  • Telling him that he doesn’t know shit about fair use
  • Telling him not to rely on ad-hominem attacks
  • MegaDoopTV, MacboyReducX, Omeed Mirhakkak, Blaze the Movie Fan and illiniguy34, five guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him

Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy

  • He claims that MysteriousMrEnter and his fanbase do nothing but complain about Teen Titans Go!, yet his channel is comprised of regurgitated shit related to the cartoon fandom.
  • Claims that every single animation fan is a basement-dwelling manchild, yet based on his behavior displayed towards MegaDoopTV and illiniguy34, this is a complete clusterfuck of hypocrisy.
  • Hates MysteriousMrEnter with a burning passion, yet blocks and insults every single person who disagrees with him, just like the manchild aforementioned.
  • Called out AnimatedJames for literally pissing all over his fans in his "misanthrope" journal post, yet in his Tumblr post, Claymore claimed that anyone who called him out on his bullshit was "shallow" and "will come back when I start talking about someone they don't like."

How to troll Clay Claymore

  • Disagree with him
  • Ask him to show his face
  • Say that MysteriousMrEnter (even though he also sucks) is the greatest reviewer on the planet
  • Tell him that he doesn’t have a job or friends
  • Ask him if he has blocked you yet
  • Show him this article

His fanfucks

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