Einshine

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

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Not with kids you retard

ShallWeCraftCharlie EinshineShinePhD, also known as Shine Tachibana (real name Charles Lucas Schwingendorf, or Hikaru Takenouchi if you want to pander to his weeaboo-ness) is was a 21 year old German anime YouTuber that makes made videos on anime, politics and how Japan is totally the best country EVAR, despite being German and only moving to Japan to not be seen as a complete weeb. He has been in relationships with multiple underage girls in which he'd indulge them in his fantasies and fetishes and also taking them to sex shops and forcing them to wear chokers to further his delusions of grandeur by making it seem as if he owned them like dogs. After this grooming, he would coerce them into having sex with them (without lube) and literally hold them hostage without telling their parents where they were.

When Einshine originally started YouTube he was, ironically enough, very unoriginal. He made shitty Minecraft song parodies and let's plays (hence his YouTube URL calling him "ShallWeCraftCharlie", he was dumb enough to immortalize it where everyone can see it) pandering to the 14 year olds that he would later rape. He constantly disowns these videos and even left his entire channel due to the shame of being associated with Minecraft videos.

Before leaving, however, he would make videos on a range of topics where he'd just rip off the already established "edgy asshole persona" that has been used to death by much more interesting and funnier people than he(he even admitted that his favourite YouTuber other than himself was Onision, a literal cuck that thinks women are superior to men in every concievable way), but he was primarily an anime channel, even though he denies it despite having all his (non Minecraft) thumbnails being drawn in an anime artstyle, only having "friends" in the Japanese culture side of YouTube such as people like "Sharla in Japan" and "TheAn1meMan", having every video where he doesn't show his disgusting, anemic, anorexic face be filled with weeb trash drawings that he forces out of Nyansai, and literally having aspierations of being a mangaka. Not an anime YouTuber though.

"Friends"

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Although Kat is Einshine's only real friend, Shine also hangs out with many other anime YouTubers (despite vehemently claiming not to be one himself) while insulting them behind their backs. For example, he'd constantly claim the TheAn1meMan's girlfriend Akidearest was obese (understandable) and that he hated seeing them together, all while he was still roommates with him.
Evidently, it turns out that Charles' friends don't like him either. In the video below, it can be seen that Shine's "friend" was very clearly annoyed at his non-stop faggotry.

In fact, this was so bad that her own fans decided to start unsubcribing from her because not only was Shine incredibly autistic, it was very clear that she was not even having any fun herself, meaning being with Einshine is literally a handicap to your career. Despite her obvious frustration, she chooses to deny it by acting as if she doesn't care with condescending emojis, even going as far as deleting comments that call her out on this.

Kat

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	“	Her face is really fucked up, her nose the most.	„
	—Charlie, on Kat

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Blame Thank her for any time Charlie was late to release a video

Kat is Einshine's only friend, and is only with him because he conditions her into being with him. She constantly says shit like "I love Shine" and "Shine is always right" and even "i would die for Shine" due to being in such close corners with his faggotry giving her some deformed version of stockholm syndrome. Some argue that she has been asking for it for a long time, due to how much she charges people for drawings, going as far as asking for $350 for a fullbody MS Paint drawing and $100 for a headshot, while still having the gall to call these prices "reasonable" because she can't get off her lazy ass to draw (fun fact: this is the same reason Shine would berate her, so pointing this out to her absolutely won't hurt her feelings or make her feel bad, try it). Whenever Shine would insult his girlfriends she would always back him up on it and would never think for herself. She is confirmed to change her voice to "le qt loli voice" to get more views from thirsty virgin betas.

Her real voice is at 0:40

Like Shine, she is a lazy faggot that never gets anything done. Despite having an ever increasing number of sockpuppets, she never uploads any videos to any of them, and instead keeps them around to once in a while announce that she is moving to another account to keep up with JewTube's algorithms.

Treatment of fans

Because Einshine is unaware that his favourite YouTuber's edgy personas are only an act that they stop playing when they step away from the screen (with the exception of Onision), he will constantly berate anybody that disagrees with his retarded opinions saying the same copy-paste shit like "kill yourself", "unfollow me then LOL" or anything else that's already been said by 100 twelve year olds before him completely forgetting that these are the only people that for some reason even care about him.

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• Fun fact: due to watching too much hentai, Charlie has erectile dysfunction
  Fun fact: due to watching too much hentai, Charlie has erectile dysfunction

Pedo stories

These are all stories from girls who have had the displeasure of having to be near Einshine.

Ashley

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Hello, I would like to let anyone know who finds out about this information from my side that this is not an attack in Shine’s direction. I wouldn’t like anyone to go out of their way to make extra drama about the situation or try to hurt his channel. I am only making these statements to reach out to anyone that has been in a situation with Shine like I have or give a warning to any other young girls who are in contact with him and don’t know what his intentions may be.

I had been watching Shine from a young age so I had had an interest in him for a long time before I met him. Before my fifteenth birthday, I reached out to him over Snapchat by sending him a video of me making a sort of skit involving one of his videos to gain his interest and see if I could get a reply from him. I had already tried to reach out to him by sending messages over Snapchat, but there was no reply until I sent him a video of myself. All of the messages I had sent before were pictures of random objects and it wasn’t until I showed my face that he showed interest. He sent me a reply very quickly after getting the video of me. He asked me where I lived and at first, it seemed to matter very much to him that I was not in Japan at the time. He had told me in short that he had no interest in long distance relationships even though I had not even brought up the subject of relationships.

Over time, I told him I would be moving to Tokyo for school and he engaged in conversation with me much more than he had before. We went back and forth for a very long time talking about many things but the main thing he seemed to bring up was his relationships with his ex’s, girls he was talking to at the time that he seemed to mock quite a bit, and his fetishes and things he was looking for in a girl etc.. He was very open to me about his sexual preferences, including wanting to date a girl who was a masochist (things like bondage, choking, girls acting like his slave etc.) and the porn he would watch, most of which was hentai.

I ended up feeling as if I had to be sexually open with him as well, because of this. Since he was sad about how he didn’t have a girlfriend, I felt bad for him and although I thought he had strange fetishes, I tried to justify that they were normal because I wanted to like him. He would act emotionally scarred by the girls he had been in relationships with before, calling them insane, commenting on their weight, and saying he would never date girls with the same traits as any of his ex’s.

He was also very controlling with me over text, and would criticize my decisions. If I tried to debate with him over certain subjects, he just dismissed my opinion and told me that I was wrong. He would get so angry over these sorts of things that it made me fearful to disagree with him over anything. For example, I brought my dad’s service dog into a movie theatre and made a joke about it and he became incredibly angry over it. He also called me stupid for it. Another time, I told him I wasn’t a Trump supporter and he became angry at me for it. He tried to prove me wrong and basically called me stupid for thinking this. He then claimed that the only reason why Hillary was doing well was because she pulled the “Woman Card.” I didn’t debate with him further on the issue because he just thought my opinions were stupid.

He also commented on how he didn’t want to get into “another” relationship with a young teen girl, due to the fact they acted immature. The problem, however, was that he was only interested in girls that looked very young, around the ages of 13 to 16. He had brought up that he was interested in dating girls like this due to the fact he liked the loli type anime character. He also mentioned he wanted girlfriends with smaller breasts, a small butt, and to be incredibly short as well. When he talked about these sorts of things, he always tried to confirm with me that he wasn't being creepy or acting like a pedophile. He also asked if I was gay quite a bit (not sure why) but he asked me this about five times.

After this went on for about four months, right around the time before I came to Japan, he reached out to me and asked me to call him. This was exciting to me since I had been talking to him for so long without him even mentioning calling me. We talked for about five hours that night and discussed just about everything. He told me about the kind of things he hated, his crazy ex and things like how Kat bothered him. His main complaints about her were that she was stupid and that she took too long to draw. He also asked me where I lived again and I told him California, when I had told him Los Angeles before. He seemed surprised and said, “You live in California? I thought you lived in LA!” (I wanted to put this here since he had been attacking a girl on twitter for not knowing Tokyo was in Japan and I found it hypocritical since he had said this.)

After calling a second time,, he texted me that night saying that when I come to Japan, he would be interested in dating me. I said yes, being interested in him at the time and we started dating but not fully in his opinion until he had met me in person.

After time of us “dating,” things became more serious. He promised to not be in a relationship with anyone else and started talking quite seriously about having intercorse with me when I got to Japan. He even planned out our first kiss. I had told him that I wanted my first boyfriend to be my last, and that I had never kissed anyone before which made him excited. We even got to the point where we started to say “I love you” to each other and he said that he would try to make my dreams come true and even marry me someday. He also did things like say he wanted me to act like a dog in bed and act like he was my owner and that he would buy me a choker that looks like a dog collar as an inside thing between us so that it was like he owned me in public.

He also made sure that I did not tell anyone I knew him personally and tried to get me to not post as many photos of my face online or model at all (a job i had at the time.) He even eventually made me quit my job modeling for a online clothing shop in June, right around when we first started dating. I started to also get a bit nervous due to the amount of racial slurs and jokes he made about black people. I was a bit hesitant to put that part in this due to the fact he tries to make me out like a crazy SJW but it has something relevant to another part of the story so i decided to keep it in.

A bit before I got to Tokyo, he also brought up that him and Kat had dated and he wanted to make sure i was fine with that because in short he basically said that she was more important to him than I was. He also said that Kat had a “Okay” feeling about me which was important to him because he always followed Kat’s “ feeling”.

So after I got to Tokyo, he met up with me at the station and brought me to the hotel he had picked out for me so that I was near his house. He took me to the hotel room and we spent the night together (not going to get into detail about that you can probably imagine what happened) After that he had told me, “When we go to see Kat tomorrow, don’t get mad about me having Kat sit in my lap or be close with me. Also, don’t make Kat jealous and don’t try to take time away from Kat with me because I’m like her only family and I don’t want her to feel lonely. Don’t tell her I said that.”

The next day we went to his apartment and hung out for a bit. Basically, all that would happen was that he would play Overwatch while I watched, and Kat would draw for him, He would complain about things, get really angry at Kat for little things like spilling water, would get food from Family Mart, and then he would sleep with me. Yet he stayed up till about 8:00 AM, and sleep in until 3:00 PM. He would also get really mad if he got woken up around 3:00 in the afternoon. During this time, he also tried to make me eat at certain times and controlled my diet so that I wouldn’t gain weight.

This cycle repeated for a few days until he started to get incredibly mad at me for seemingly trivial things. Once such thing was simply shaking up a bottle of orange juice at a 7/11. Once we got home, he started yelling at me that I was being wasteful by shaking the juice and acted like I was just a bothersome child he had to take care of. I also noticed he would do this to Kat quite a bit, too. One time, when Kat dropped coins in a store while we were in line, he yelled at her once we left the store. Unlike me crying though, Kat just put her head down called herself stupid and agree with everything he said. It seemed like she was about to cry, but she didn’t.

He would also tell me that Kat used to be a “selfish bitch” and things like that and that he “Made her a good person” and that he would change me to be like Kat as well and be better. To contradict that he would also say that no one is a good person, Americans are especially bad and that everyone is a asshole like him but he was just smarter. Also he put down the girls he would talk to on snapchat and twitter quite a bit. Calling a girl Kellie annoying, saying she was pretty but gaining too much weight. Saying that his ex was a bit chubby. Saying a girl he claimed to have a one night stand with that he “Didn’t like her human smell, she was cool because she was short, but she wasn’t that pretty and that she probably had bad genes because she had red hair.” saying a girl that was trying to send him a letter through the mail was weird and he was going to try to “slowly cut her out” and things like that.

When things started to get really bad was around the time i told him my friend knew i was “friends” with Shine and he started saying that things might not work out if things keep going this way. He told me to cut this girl out and said he didn’t want a “ Fucking n*****“ to expose him. She is black if you couldn't tell.

He had told me that we would go on dates alone a few times. We never did, Kat was always there.

Eventually, I had to pick things up from my hotel and he said he would pick me up. Not being able to read Japanese at the time, I didn’t know how to use the train yet so I depended on him to help me get back. I called him after getting my stuff and asked him where he was and he replied back to me saying that “ I was wasting his time and i needed to do it myself” I agreed with him and got a taxi to his house even though I was a bit stressed at his response.

That night, I told him that I was in pain and that I thought i had a urinary tract infection. He didn’t pay much attention to it though and wasn't too worried so I tried to ignore it, still sleeping with him to try and keep his interest because I felt like he was now paying more attention to Kat, since he was slapping her ass and pulling up her skirt all the time. Sleeping with him didn’t improve the situation, though. One time after sleeping together, he got up and walked out of the room, still completely naked, to talk to Kat.

He also told me to hide my age from Joey (TheAnimeMan, who still lived with him at the time) and he hid me upstairs and told me to be quiet when his mom came over once.He would say a lot of bad things about Joey as well, saying that his girlfriend (Who I wasn’t really supposed to know he was dating) was obese and that the photo of Aki and Joey in the living room really bothered him. He also said that he didn’t like Joey’s friends in the anime community and Joey would never make it on youtube. In Shine’s own words, “His views will drop as fast as they came.”

The last and worst day was when he had brought me to meet his dad. Long story short, Shine got mad at me for crying since my mom wanted me to stop staying with Shine and come back to the hotel with her. Originally, my mom thought that I would be safe staying there since I was with another girl and we were all friends, but became concerned when Shine wouldn’t give her his address or answer the phone when she called. I was scared that Shine would get angry at me if I tried to ask him to let him go see my mom, so I went into another room and tried to cry as quietly as possible while talking to my mom and sending her the address. Shine’s dad saw I had been crying and asked him if I was alright, but Shine just said I was fine and said something about how Americans were just “weird.” For the rest of the day, I just tried to put on a happy face, but Shine ignored me the whole time and never introduced me to his dad as his girlfriend, even though he promised to do that.

The second we got home though, Shine started to insult me and lecture me on what I “did wrong” and that i was dishonoring him in front of his father. He also said that it was incredibly inappropriate that I cried and it was bad to do that in Japan. (I’m half Japanese though and I’ve never heard any of my Japanese family members say anything like this.) I was still crying and he started to get up in my face and shout at me about how it was selfish to cry. His shouting at me ended up making me even more frightened, and I started to cry more. Because I have anxiety, I take an anti-anxiety medication called Citalopram. Shine knew this, and tried to discourage me from using it even before I came to Japan. To try to get me to stop taking it, he claimed that medications didn’t work and that it was a scam. So, once I got to his house in Japan, I stopped taking it because I didn’t want him to catch me taking it and get angry at me. However, because I was off it for so long, I started to be affected by it and easily became more emotional than I usually would in certain situations. This was another factor that exacerbated the situation for me.

His shouting also affected my PTSD, which came from me being physically abused when i was a child. He said that I was being an “SJW” because of this and said things like “ what’s up with all pretty girls having really fucked up pasts”

Shine eventually started saying that he was going to basically put our relationship on hold but still keep me in his house so he could decide whether he wanted to keep dating me or not. This made me basically break down due to the fact I had given him my first time and lead me to say “ Well, I guess I kind of regret sleeping with you now”.

At this, he got incredibly mad to the point where he broke his keyboard with his hands, started throwing food and yelling at me.This went on for hours to the point where I broke down into a panic attack after telling him, “Please stop yelling at me, I’m going to have a panic attack!” The moment I said that, he got right up in my face and screamed at me on top of his lungs making me break down into a panic attack while he told me that panic attacks and PTSD didn’t exist. Kat agreed with everything he said even shouted at me to “shut the fuck up.” After everything calmed down a bit, I went to sleep in Kat’s room and as I cried, he stood in the doorway and mockingly said,“ I’m glad I was your first love.”

The next day I left for two reasons.

One, I was not willing to stay in a house like that.

Two, I had started bleeding due to how bad my infection was getting.

I said I would leave the house alone, but Shine told me he wanted to come with me so I wouldn’t die on his hands or something like that. I got to the hotel and made my mom stand out with me so Shine would leave if I told him to and paid for his taxi.

After this, I texted him, thanking him for taking back to the hotel. He just responded “yw” and blocked me. Since then, we’ve never talked again.

That’s the story of my relationship with shine. There is more to it but you will hear that from the other girls story. I’m trying to keep my identity private as well since i don’t want negative attention in my life. So if Shine does hear this I would like to make something clear. You can say whatever you like about me but do not out who I am. If you do this will become a legal issue and I do not want that to happen. There is proof of our messages that lead from your IP, there is photos of us together, videos on the hotel security cameras and proof from the gynecologist of your DNA from the Infection along with my therapist’s records of what happened. So since you have a dual citizenship, it can be bad for both of us. Let’s keep this clean, Thank you.

TL;DR:

• Girl loves Shine
• She tries to get his attention
• Fails
• Post pics of herself
• Gets Shine's attention
• Shine starts talking to her more
• Finds out she's underage
• Tells her he likes lolis
• Invites her over
• Treats her like shit
• She thinks she might have an infection
• Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
• She tells him that she has actual mental problems
• Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
• Literally holds her hostage away from her parents
• She develops a UTI due to the infection
• Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
• Shine gets super pissed at her, yells at her causing her to have a panic attack
• Fucks her off back to her parents
• Blocks her

And this isn't even including Charlie flirting with Kat during the entire time Ashley was with her, or how he isn't able to takee differing opinions to his own, or how he called Ashley's friend "some nigger" despite claiming to only use it jokingly. Just read the full story above or see it on pastebin here(archive).

Lindsay

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First of all, his full real Japanese name is Hikaru Takenouchi, my friend even made a parody account using his name: https://twitter.com/mrtakenouchi

And a picture of him when he was a child model(yes, he was a child model) Old profile of his: http://www.myfunnyprofile.com/Charlie-Hikaru-Takenouchi

Yes, I am an ex-girlfriend of Einshine, I dated him for a total of 8 months, and he even lived with me for 5 of those months. I had known him for about 2 years before the relationship began.

Where do I even start.

I remember when he was just 15 years old, and he was just a goofy kid that didn't know how to talk to girls, And this is when he first began his Minecraft channel, owning a minecraft server with his friend CobbleMoss, it's unlikely anyone would know that guy.

Moving on, he was innocent, no dirty jokes, no swearing, nothing, he was living in Alaska with his grandmother and near his cousins,

I was just talking to him, his nickname being Shine as you all know, and we would just casually play minecraft, have fun, it was all very PG, until one day, he cut off contact with me for 6 months after a year of talking to him. Once he got back in contact with me, he was at 300,000 subscribers, and was wanting to drift away from Minecraft. I noticed he had grown up a little bit, and was even rather more polite, we had quickly grown close again, and we began dating. And instantly decided to come to my country.

He was in the capital, so I went there and we stayed together for a few nights, again, he was a nice polite guy. So later he came to stay with me and my family for christmas and new years, he's here and everything is still, absolutely fine. I'm helping him run his minecraft server at this point, as well as drawing the thumbnails for his videos(which are no longer up, but they were thumbnails for the game Catherine(+I know they weren't very good, it was over 2 years ago ok >>;;)).

In January 2014, when he was planning to come stay with me again he put a twitter status saying 'Single : )' I was confused and asked him about it, he said it was just to get more attention from fan girls. It hurt, but I didn't question it after.

Anyways, after that he went back to London for awhile, and came back to live with me early February so he could stay for his birthday (Feb 9th).

He was even asking me to be in his videos and such, but I kindly remained as background production and hopefully tried to keep him motivated, simply because I didn't want to suddenly disappear from his life and have that bash lash his channel.

In February, Shine mentioned that he wanted to meet up with two 13 year old fan girls from where I lived, they were messaging his twitter, he resisted in showing the messages, and said that I could not come with him. (He was always very resistant when it came to messages, I tried to respect his privacy, but it made me paranoid when he would always make sure his screen was facing away from my own.)

I was concerned with him not knowing the area and meeting two absolute strangers, my area was known to be rough, adding to the concern, afterwards when he prepared to see them, I told him to be careful and he lashed out at me, telling me that he can do what he wants. I just nodded/said alright, and he eventually ended up canceling on them.

Then, it was all dandy and such. Until March and April. I remember those months so well. He began to change, something was stirring in that guy, like he was hiding something from me. And he was. And that was lovely, little, NyanStrike. Well, her and something worse. 10 - 13 year old fans, on his skype account, messaging him. I had never been so shocked, I basically woke up one morning, he was asleep beside me, his laptop was open in the living room, and I know I shouldn't of been lurking through his private skype messages. However. He was asking, young girls, "What kind of things have you done with guys before? ;)" and... strange things. So obviously I stormed into my bedroom shouting, "whats this and that on your pc". He had no excuse, but I don't know if that stopped him, but I knew it stopped me from looking again. I tried to block it out of my mind.

He began to grow more distant, repeating the words. "If we broke up, would you still work for me?(thumbnails and etc)" It hurt more and more every time. And I didn't know what quite to do, I was losing him, but I don't know if I was okay with it.

And this is when he mentioned Kat, also known as Kayurita/NyanStrike/Nyansai, he kept mentioning, 'this really cool artist'. Who kept drawing him, and drawing him and... It was good art, very good in comparison to me at the time. But one day, while talking about her, he said. "Oh I saw what Kat looked like yesterday?" I simply listened. His words: "Her face is really fucked up, her nose the most." I, didn't know what to say. But that is a quote from his mouth, and if you believe me or not is up to you.

And then he left, the last day of April. And back online speaking we were, and it was fine... for about a week. I mentioned about helping him with his videos again.

And Shine flipped...

Saying, how dare I try to get involved, or apparently attempt to steal his followers. And dropped it like a bomb, and dumped me. Blocked me from everything, and hasn't spoken to me since.

Now, there is more. During that time, he was working with a particular Youtuber, [Name]. Now, a few months later, I get a message from [Name].

"You were right." And what was I right about? "Einshine is a pedo." How? "When I was with him in Japan. He was saying that he'd do things to kids, now I don't know what to say to him."

Now bare in mind, this was 2 years ago, but we can only hope, he's no longer a danger, but I certainly don't believe that.

Cut to now. [Name] (the Youtuber) blocked me and [Name] is once again friends with Shine. I don't ask anything about, but I'm concerned since Shine is now trying to spread rumors about me ("knife chasing") and [Name] decided to befriend him again after accusing him of being a pedophile.

TL;DR:

• Girl finds Einshine when he was 15 years old
• Apparently he was nice
• He ditches her for about a year
• Subscriber count sky rockets to 300,000 in that time
• They begin dating
• Charlie moves to her country
• Changes his twitter relationships to "single" for attention
• Tries to trophy her in his videos to prove he's not gay
• Talks to some 13 year old girls
• Later denies her any viewing to his conversations
• Charlie gets super defensive when she brings them up
• She later finds these conversations with 10-13 year olds
• Filled with creepy shit like "what've you done with other guys before ;)"
• Asks him about them
• He has no excuse
• He now asks her questions like "if we broke up would you still do art for me?" constantly
• Brings up Kat
• Calls her face fucked up
• Later ditches Lindsay for her
• Spergs out when Lindsay asks her about it
• Cuts off communications with her
• Blocks her
• Pedophilia is confirmed by another YouTuber who then blocks her for seemingly no reason

Again, this story misses out a lot of Shine's sick fuckery. Look at the full story above or see the pastebin here(archive).

Wendy

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I had first learned about Shine around December 2015. I was going through a lot at this time, and although I thought his videos were kind of cringy, I thought that his awkwardness was kind of endearing and I agreed with his opinions in certain videos. Around March, I stopped watching his videos though since I lost interest and only occasionally watched his videos after that.

In May, I went to Japan for the first time and I was pretty depressed at the time. At the time, I had no friends due to a fight in my friend group and was basically alone. About a month into my trip, I saw on twitter that Shine was having a meetup and I decided to go since I didn’t have anything to do that day and thought I could maybe find other people living in Japan there. When I got there, everything seemed to go normal until he suddenly asked for everyone’s phone numbers. I thought it was a bit strange, since at the time he was nearing a million subscribers, but I just went with it and gave him my LINE. When the meetup ended, I hadn’t even gotten on the train yet before I got a text from Shine. He seemed happy that I came to the event and texted me quite a lot that night, asking about why I was in Japan and how long I would be there and why I didn’t come with my friends or boyfriend. I told him I was single, and he responded that he was single too and seemed excited. He then asked if I wanted to hang out in a few days, and I said that I wanted to. (Just wanted to clarify that it was him who initiated everything, since apparently he told other people that I clung to him the entire meetup and wouldn’t stop talking to him.)

So, on June 27th, we went around Tokyo to the Pokemon Center and later went to see Deadpool at the movies. To me, it was a really fun day and I thought things went really well, since he hugged me before he dropped me off at my hotel. However, what happened next was very strange. After this day, he pretty much stopped talking to me and I didn’t know what happened. Right after hanging out, I tried texting him a few times over the next week, but since he was pretty unresponsive, I gave up. I went back to America at the beginning of July and texted him a few times that month, but again, his responses were usually very short. I ended up not really texting him at all for the month of August.

When I got back to Japan though, I texted him again for the first time in a month and all of a sudden, he was super interested in me again. He asked me a bunch of questions about myself and very quickly started to suggest hanging out. I was a bit confused since he hadn’t talked to me in a month, but just shrugged it off because I was happy that he was interested in me.

The first time we hung out, things went normally and Kat came. He showed me his new apartment, and we all just chilled there for a while while he told me about his life. He talked about a girl who he had dated before, who was a little younger than him. He said that she thought they were dating because they just “did some stuff together” (inferring they just kissed) and when he told her they weren’t dating, she started crying and freaking out and had a panic attack. He made fun of the panic attack and talked about how she was crazy and when her mom came to get her and the hospital, her mom w as crazy too. ( This girl was Ashley) The whole time, I thought it was very strange that that girl would have to go to the hospital after staying at his house, and thought it sounded like she had a UTI. I didn’t say anything though. He also claimed this story happened months ago and that she was 17 years old. He also complained about how he had another crazy ex, who apparently “starved him” when he lived with her and apparently she hit him once. ( This girl was Lindsay) Although I was worried because he was talking about all of the girls he dated so badly, I tried to push it out of my mind and just went along with everything.

After this, Shine became more openly flirty with me, texting me kissy emojis and hearts and stuff. He also talked about how he cared about me and how he wanted to see me every day and possibly help with his Youtube channel. I thought it was kind of strange, because it seemed excessive and I knew we weren’t dating so I felt uncomfortable with it. I didn’t want to say anything though, since I didn’t want him to get mad at me.

A few days later, Shine asked if I wanted to sleep over at his old house before he moved. When I went, he picked me up from the station with Kat and we walked back to his house. At this point, Kat said that she wanted to clean up the house before I went in, so she left Shine and I alone outside together. While we walked around the neighborhood, waiting for Kat to get done, he said that he wanted me to be in one of his videos as a maid, in some kind of parody of those VICE Japan videos ( He eventually did make this video, but with another girl). He also said that I could maybe draw his thumbnails if Kat was too busy.

While it sounded fun, I wanted to evade answering the question because I didn’t want him to think that I was just hanging out with him because of youtube or something. After talking about this, he then said that since there was only one bed in the house, maybe we could sleep together. At this, I was kind of uncomfortable since I’d only been talking to him a few days now since I got back to Japan and I told him that I wouldn’t sleep with him. At this, he seemed concerned that because I didn’t want to sleep with him, I hated him, but I assured him that I didn’t and we went back to the house.

That night, things went well and we all played card games and jenga and had a good time. Things got kind of weird though once I “went to sleep,” (They might have thought I was asleep, but I was up the entire time) and they both started to talk about things that had happened recently. Apparently a girl messaged Shine while he played Overwatch, saying that Ashley was “Talking shit about him.” Shine became angry about this and started complaining about Ashley to Kat. Kat then said that he shouldn’t trust anyone and to not tell anyone about himself anymore. She seemed to mainly be criticizing how he told me about himself. I felt awkward at being subtly talked about, but just tried to shrug it off and laid in the bed while they both worked on uploading a video. The next morning, he acted normally to me and called a taxi so I could get back to my house.

After that, Shine and I continued to talk frequently and eventually, we got onto the subject of him being unable to get a girlfriend. Throughout that conversation, he told me about his past relationships and told me that he wasn’t a virgin. He also made it seem like it had been a very long time since he had a relationship, and acted like he hadn’t had sex in a very long time (However, I later found out that he had just had sex less than a month ago with another girl) I felt bad that he had never had a normal, nice relationship and I really wanted to possibly be his girlfriend and give him a fun, normal relationship. Shine then proposed that next time I sleep over, we be “cuddle buddies” and sleep together. I felt a bit nervous about this, since I knew it could go wrong very easily, but ended up agreeing to do that with him. As the conversation closed, he said that he wanted to talk about dating more with me. We said goodnight to each other, and agreed that I would sleep over at his new apartment tomorrow night.

The next night, he texted me a lot before I came, telling me he missed me and got upset when I didn’t respond to them the way he wanted me to. I felt a bit uncomfortable with these texts, since I knew he wasn’t my boyfriend, yet he texted me like he was. I just went along with it and eventually arrived at his house later that night. Everything seemed to go normally again, and Kat, Shine, and I all went out to eat. Once we came back, we decided to retire for the night and Kat went into the other room to sleep. Around this time, Shine asked me,, “What is your personality?” I was concerned about this, since he literally knew nothing about me yet was still going to sleep with me.

Shine and I were then left alone, and we both got ready to go to bed. As we laid there, we talked about some normal stuff and as we talked, Shine started to hold my hand and pulled me closer to him. The atmosphere started to get kind of weird, and eventually we started kissing and things escalated from there.

The whole time we did stuff, Shine seemed strangely nervous and almost panicked. Although I was very confused at this, I just went along with it and tried not to think about it. Once we were done, he told me that Kat thought it wasn’t a good idea for him to be dating now and called it a “one night stand.” I was a bit worried about this, but just hoped that maybe he had misunderstood the meaning of a “one night stand.” He also admitted that at that meetup 6 months ago, he wanted my phone number because he thought I was pretty and really wanted to talk to me and he deleted everyone else at the meetup, except me, from his phone soon after. (Just a note: we didn’t have sex during this)

The next morning, Shine asked me if I would later have sex with him, but I answered him that I would only do it if we were in a relationship. He seemed okay with this, though. After, we all went out to lunch and things seemed to go normally. I didn’t suspect anything was wrong, and when I parted with them at the end of the day, I hugged both Shine and Kat.

After this, we never hung out again and he never texted me again unless I texted him first. He told me a few times that we could hang out soon, but nothing ever came of it. Eventually, his responses grew more and more distant. At one point in October, I was by myself at a restaurant and had a bad reaction to an alcoholic drink I got. When I told Shine, since he was my only friend in Japan at the time, he reacted with disinterest a few hours later and said “Drinks don’t get spiked in Japan. Are you sure you’re not just drunk?” This scared me, and made me realize that I couldn’t depend on him. By November, his responses towards mine had become straight-out rude. When I asked if I could leave stuff at his house while I was out of Japan, (He previously said this was okay) he told me that he told me he was “Dealing with shit” and that he couldn’t even put his own stuff in his house. I tried to make conversation after that, but all of his responses were single-word responses. I got upset by this and expressed it by sending him a dejected-looking sticker. I then told him that I didn’t know what I did to him, but if he wasn’t interested in being my friend, he should be upfront about it.

He responded to this saying I was being selfish, acting like a victim, trying to make him feel sorry for me, and that he should think about his feelings instead of my own. In response to this, I just kissed his ass because I didn’t want to get in a fight with him. But inside, I felt like this response was unwarranted and even funny in a way because it was such an extreme reaction. To this, he thanked me for apologizing for being selfish. Since then, Shine only responded “Thank you!” when I told him stuff and eventually blocked me or deleted me from his LINE in December.

• Friendless American girl goes to Shine's meetup in Japan
• He asks every girl for their numbers
• She gives it to him
• Before she can even get on the train he starts texting her non-stop
• Shine is really clingy despite saying it was her who initiated the conversation
• Gets super excited when she reveals she's single
• Offers to hang out with her
• They watch deadpool together (at the movies luckily)
• Shine ghosts her the day after
• She asks why and gets no response
• Goes back to America
• Later gets back to Japan and he's super interested again
• Asks lots of questions about her and asks to be with her again
• When they go out he brings Kat along
• Tells her Ashley's story except skewed to make it seem like he's the good guy
• Wendy thinks the story is suspicious
• Tells her Lindsay's story, again skewed to make it seem like he's the good guy
• Wendy gets uncomfortable
• Shine becomes more flirty with her
• Despite being uncomfortable she says nothing to prevent Shine from getting angry
• Shine asks if she wants to sleep at his old house (with Kat of course)
• Kat offers to clean up the house leaving Wendy and Shine alone together
• Shine tries to exploit her by making her help with his YouTube videos with no credit
• She doesn't answer to not seem like a gold-digger
• When they get home he conveniently remembers there's only one bed for them to sleep in
• She says no and Shine jumps to the conclusion that she hates him
• She corrects his retardation
• When they think Wendy gets to sleep Shine and Kat start talking about shit that happened recently
• They find out Ashley revealed her experience with him
• Shine gets pissed (and probably beat Kat)
• Kat says Shine shouldn't trust anyone
• Wendy of course hears this and feels awkward
• Shine gets a taxi for her to get back to her house
• They start to talk about Shine's inability to get laid
• Tells her a sob story about how every girl he'd dated before abused him
• She falls for the bait and wants to be with him
• Shine offers to cuddle with her next time they sleep over
• She agrees
• Text bombs her with sappy "I miss you DX" shit until they met up despite not even being in a relationship with her
• She goes along with it even though she's uncomfortable about it
• They talk later at night and Shine gets really close and starts touching her
• Coerces her into kissing him, eventually escalates into bigger things (not sex, lucky for Shine his jail sentence will be shortened)
• Shine was panicky the whole time
• Tells her Kat doesn't want him to be dating right now and this was just a one night stand
• Later Shine asks for sex and is swiftly denied
• They never hang out again and he never texts her unprompted
• When he does text back he's incredibly rude for no reason
• She asks what's wrong and Shine spergs out
• Says she's selfish and she plays the victim card too much
• Ironically, he then says he needs to think about himself more
• She kisses his ass because she doesn't want anymore of his tard rage
• Shine thanks her and later blocks her unannounced

This is the longest tl;dr and it still misses out a lot of Shine's retardation. See the full story above or here on pastebin(archive).

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Manga

Despite saying that he is working on a manga, it is obvious that Kat draws all the work, which explains why it takes entire decades for any new updates to come out about it. This is arguably a good thing due to all existing concept art and videos looking like a shitty re-skin of Danganronpa, this being because it's his favourite game (which of course gives him full legal rights to rip-off their copyrighted content)

AND THEN EINSHINE SAVED THE DAY BECAUSE HE'S THE GREATEST THE END

Actually, it turns out that he ditched his original idea to go to an even shittier one where the main character voiced by himself summons his waifu with magic or something, and it turns out that she's actually a psycho bitch for literally no reason. While this manga was actually released, there has been no further updates and Charlie has deleted the original video from his channel, either due to shame or due to realising his own stupidity, most likely the former due to his intense USI. Even his wikia only has one page and that's informing the 2 fans of the manga that the wiki is currently under construction, but don't worry I'm sure some day they'll have that all important update they've been waiting for.

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Racism/Xenophobia

Although when used by the right people racism can be lulzy, Einshine goes about it in a very unlulzy way. Despite not even being from Japan he constantly strokes its tiny cock to make sure everyone knows how much he roves it rong time. Even in his video "COUNTRIES THAT EVERYBODY HATES" he doesn't even talk about Japan. Not only this but he also looks down on all other Eastern Asian countries as if anybody can even tell the difference between them and Japan.

If you've read the previous stories documenting Shine's ephebophilia then you will also notice his constant use of nigger when not only describing black people but also random black objects, in his video "BEST WAY TO SPEND VALENTINES ALONE!" at the 3 minute mark he writes nigger onto a piece of paper for no reason other than to offend people and that makes it funny, with this logic, every 12 year old boy on Xbox is a comedic genius, although that would actually explain his edgy sense of humor. Despite claiming that he only uses it jokingly, it's clear that that is a lie and he is just further proof that every German person is a nazi.

SAYING NIGGER IS FUNNEE XD

See also

• Weeaboo - Is one
• Elliot Rodger - Will become
• An hero - Should become
• Chris Hansen - You should call

External Links

• Business email Be sure to spam it while calling him a weeaboo
• [1] Site that he forgot about. Is now as dead as his channel, and as dead as he should be
• Lolcow
• Pretty Ugly Little Liar
• Einshine
• Template:Ytchannel
•  @Einshines
•  @ShinePhD
•  Old Twitter Only has 10 tweets. 2 of them are saying "hi" to actual internet personalities and another is a tweet saying "shine is the best"
• einshines
• Facebook
• Personal Facebook (No longer accessible)

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