1-14 Jakarta Attacks

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BREAKING NEWS!! MUSLIMS DID IT!

1-14 Jakarta Attacks
Nationality:	Indonesian
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 24
Top 50?	No
Style	Bomberman, Co-Op Mode
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Snackbar

On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS sand niggers were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood shootout. The shitty attempt to recreate the Paris terrorist attacks was promptly forgotten about after 4 seconds.

Background

The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshattery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal Muslim shit)

There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:

• Afif Sunakim Sunardi
• Dian Juni Kurniadi
• Ahmad Muhazab Saron
• Marwan Muhammad Ali

Fucking muslims...

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Unspecified firearms	Used during shootout. Damage unknown.
Equipment: Bombs	Does 1000 Damage.
Spell: Qu'ran	Increased damage against sodomites.

Videos

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 24 injured
Accuracy:	2/20 Shitty bombs
Style:	10/20 Copycat of the previous attacks in Paris
Butthurt:	10/20 Temporarily closed every Starbucks in Indonesia
Bonus:	0/20 No bonus, just typical Muslims at work
Total Score: 26/100 (F-)

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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

See Also

• Allahu Akbar
• Breitscheidplatz
• Indonesia
• ISIS
• ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
• Islam
• Jihad
• Nice Truck Attack 2016
• Ohio State University
• Pulse Nightclub Massacre
• Suicide
• Terrorism

External links

• Jakarta attacks TOW coverage

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