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==Early Life== | |||
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Jonathan Elias Ross (preferring to call himself Ross) was born in December of 1997. Jonathan's childhood, for the most part, was normal (apart from suffering from autism) until he reached his tweens where his father (who has abused Ross, however whether this was sexual or physical is unknown) murdered his mother and was arrested. This is perhaps where the autism gears clicked into place and turned Ross into the lolcow he is today. | |||
==Early Youtube Career== | |||
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Despite claiming to be a "veteran of the internet since 2009" (his words), Ross began his youtube career in 2012 branching out in 6 more channels because his autism prevented him from being able to focus on one channel. Ross truly believed he was a big youtuber even at 80 subscribers. Despite the small subscriber count all his channels had, the subscriber count for these channels would in fact be even smaller since many of these would be sock accounts (not his, though when his autism was at the strongest he would create multiple sock accounts to dislike videos he disagreed with like a typical SJW). | |||
One of the biggest achievements of Ross's youtube career is that he was [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afd97ipJVI8 the first autist to upload a video in 2014] - quick, someone call the Guinness book of world records! | |||
==The Video== | ==The Video== | ||
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==Documentary== | |||
A documentary on the life of Jonathan Ross was created by someone who use to be a friend of his. | |||
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===Highlights=== | ===Highlights=== | ||
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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'Jonathan Ross aka EffinRawz, SuperJonathanSonic and many more retarded names, is pretty much a sick fuck you would not want to babysit your kids. This creepster actually pretty much actively goes out looking for young kids bathing. Last Thursday he actually tried to defend his cheese pizza habits to Mister Metokur which resulted in pretty much the most autistic display of saying nothing. Oh and his friend Hole was involved.
Early Life
Jonathan Elias Ross (preferring to call himself Ross) was born in December of 1997. Jonathan's childhood, for the most part, was normal (apart from suffering from autism) until he reached his tweens where his father (who has abused Ross, however whether this was sexual or physical is unknown) murdered his mother and was arrested. This is perhaps where the autism gears clicked into place and turned Ross into the lolcow he is today.
Early Youtube Career
Despite claiming to be a "veteran of the internet since 2009" (his words), Ross began his youtube career in 2012 branching out in 6 more channels because his autism prevented him from being able to focus on one channel. Ross truly believed he was a big youtuber even at 80 subscribers. Despite the small subscriber count all his channels had, the subscriber count for these channels would in fact be even smaller since many of these would be sock accounts (not his, though when his autism was at the strongest he would create multiple sock accounts to dislike videos he disagreed with like a typical SJW).
One of the biggest achievements of Ross's youtube career is that he was the first autist to upload a video in 2014 - quick, someone call the Guinness book of world records!
The Video
Documentary
A documentary on the life of Jonathan Ross was created by someone who use to be a friend of his.
Highlights
Because it is pretty much an hour long video, we decided to highlight some of the more important parts of the video, for your convenience, you lazy fucking shit. Jim is Mister Metokur.
—Yes. Yes it is, you sick fuck | ||
Attempted Suicide
On September 10, 2017, Ross had a livestream where he tried to kill himself by drinking Febreze, except the autist didn't know Febreze can't actually kill you.
Friends
Ruby Aka Hole Aka EdgeQueen
—Hole being told | ||
Ruby Anne Jurinek-Kates is a fat attention whore who likes Harley Quinn way too fucking much. Hole suffers from GOTIS in the highest degree, despite it would be easier to defend Jonathan's sexual attractions to small kids, that being sexually attracted to this giant super massive black hole.
Gallery
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Got Ham?
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M'Lady
Imma Gonna Do It
In the above video, this attention whore actually tries to shame people by claiming she will jump out the window, as if she could possibly fit. Nobody took her serious, and she did not cause any earthquakes that day, because bitch just sat on her chair, instead of actually killing herself. It was all for attention.
In Summary
Ruby's Social Media
See Also
- ValisHD - Another pedo
External links
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Jonathan Ross is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |