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'''Elie Wiesel'''{{jew}} was a pre-internet era [[identity theft]] pioneer, [[holocaust]] revisionist, [[Rapist|sexual predator]] and [[Game of Drones|Nobel Peace Prize]] recipient who did us all a favour and helped make [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] a much better place by finally dropping dead on July 2, [[2016]], at the [[Some argue|supposed age of 87]]. In reality, very little is actually known about [[Batman|the true identity]] of the man who would become known as "Elie Wiesel" and the earliest known records of him are from after he had already stolen the identity of a [[dead|deceased]] prisoner at [[Auschwitz]] named '''Lázár Wiesel'''. | '''Eliezer "Elie" Wiesel'''{{jew}} was a pre-internet era [[identity theft]] pioneer, [[holocaust]] revisionist, [[Rapist|sexual predator]] and [[Game of Drones|Nobel Peace Prize]] recipient who did us all a favour and helped make [[ZA WARUDO|the world]] a much better place by finally dropping dead on July 2, [[2016]], at the [[Some argue|supposed age of 87]]. In reality, very little is actually known about [[Batman|the true identity]] of the man who would become known as "Elie Wiesel" and the earliest known records of him are from after he had already stolen the identity of a [[dead|deceased]] prisoner at [[Auschwitz]] named '''Lázár Wiesel'''. | ||
For the majority of his life, Elie pretended to be a survivor of both the [[Auschwitz]] and [[Kurt Eichenwald|Buchenwald]] concentration camps and constantly milked his status as a "[[holocaust]] [[survivor]]" for all the [[attention whore|fame and money]] he could get out of it. In 1960, Elie published a book entitled '''Night''' that he [[plagiarized]] from the man whose identity he had stolen years earlier. | For the majority of his life, Elie pretended to be a survivor of both the [[Auschwitz]] and [[Kurt Eichenwald|Buchenwald]] concentration camps and constantly milked his status as a "[[holocaust]] [[survivor]]" for all the [[attention whore|fame and money]] he could get out of it. In 1960, Elie published a book entitled '''Night''' that he [[plagiarized]] from the man whose identity he had stolen years earlier. | ||
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* [[No Human Being is Illegal]] - Weasel's legacy. | * [[No Human Being is Illegal]] - Weasel's legacy. | ||
* [[Anne Frank]] - Parts of her "diary" were written with a pen that wasn't invented until after she was already dead from Typhus. | * [[Anne Frank]] - Parts of her "diary" were written with a pen that wasn't invented until after she was already dead from Typhus. | ||
== External Links == | |||
* {{archive|KwWix|When I was nineteen years old, Elie Wiesel grabbed my ass.}} | |||
{{Jews}} | {{Jews}} | ||
{{RapeSeries}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
Revision as of 00:43, 23 April 2018
Eliezer "Elie" Wiesel✡ was a pre-internet era identity theft pioneer, holocaust revisionist, sexual predator and Nobel Peace Prize recipient who did us all a favour and helped make the world a much better place by finally dropping dead on July 2, 2016, at the supposed age of 87. In reality, very little is actually known about the true identity of the man who would become known as "Elie Wiesel" and the earliest known records of him are from after he had already stolen the identity of a deceased prisoner at Auschwitz named Lázár Wiesel.
For the majority of his life, Elie pretended to be a survivor of both the Auschwitz and Buchenwald concentration camps and constantly milked his status as a "holocaust survivor" for all the fame and money he could get out of it. In 1960, Elie published a book entitled Night that he plagiarized from the man whose identity he had stolen years earlier.
Elie Wiesel is also credited with coining the retarded progressive liberal catchphrase and rallying cry, "No Human Being is Illegal", although he probably just fucking stole that from someone else as well.
See Also
- Elie Weasel
- No Human Being is Illegal - Weasel's legacy.
- Anne Frank - Parts of her "diary" were written with a pen that wasn't invented until after she was already dead from Typhus.
External Links
| Elie Wiesel is part of a series on Dying Alone
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