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:So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
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*[[The Troll Hunter|A mysterious, masked vigilante]] emerges on [[YouTube]], declaring war on trolls and cyberbullies in the name of his hero, infamous Internet [[lolcow]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|He is ignored by all, especially Chris-Chan]].


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Revision as of 18:41, 4 December 2011

Drama and Events from 2010

January

Watt is satire?
The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
  • Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
Oops, you're a pedo!
Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
lol, aids.
Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
Freenode destroyed. Again.
New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
Starting the year off right.
Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
  • Weev elected president of a reunited GNAA
Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.

February

Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
It's ED in ur inbox.
fanny pack boosts strength
WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
/sp/ trolls Fat Man.
He eats his fruits and veggies
Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
gets blamed for not being able to turn
Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
/v/ destroyed
Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
Millions bored.
Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?

March

Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
700,000 very ugly people curse us.
taking the five people who read it to school.
gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
laughed at
Diapercult!
About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
  • Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
Sicks his doggs
ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
I just don't get it
I hate faggots.
Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!

April

causes earthquake
Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
How do they work?
[fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
urgh...
not internet related, whatever
Yay fanboys!
  • Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
I blame the Jews
and 84 other government officials
Good night, sweet prince
3 years later and she still hasn't learned
Revolution Muslim trolls back
Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1

May

the latter features moot causing some terrorism
Worse than that, she's a liberal
  • DIO, TIME TO GO
Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
  • DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
No fucking idea
Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
LOL JEWS
WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
  • Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
JihadJane would be proud.
More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
Crank that weeaboo
on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
  • U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
IM PRESSIN CHARGES
Get it? Unabrower? hehe
Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.

June

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FREE WEEV
Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
FALCON...
Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
I don't get it but w/e
Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
AT&T did weev, never 4get
He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
Stephen Conroy expected to be next
  • Vuvuzela debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.

Jewly

Bricks were shat
For ED IRC love with Pory.
Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
Consequences, never be the same, etc.
Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
  • Paul the Octopus is undefeated
Soccer proven pointless.
lol, murderers.
So many tempo-memes.

August

Pedonig, away.
Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
The whole world is shit.

September

BEN will haunt you forever.
Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
You shouldn't have done that...
People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
Reddit and /b/ send unwelcome well wishes.
Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.

October

THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
(That means he committed suicide.)
2 DAMN HIGH!

November

So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!

December

HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
  • Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.

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