- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Cutefuzzypuppy: Difference between revisions
imported>Oliver Hart No edit summary |
imported>Glanni207 No edit summary |
||
| Line 12: | Line 12: | ||
== Here's where it gets [[Lulz | lulzy]] == | == Here's where it gets [[Lulz | lulzy]] == | ||
Abrahams one day discovered the [[Scientology | magickal]] world of [http://hackforums.net hackforums.net], a place where you could be a total [[luser]] and yet be one of the [[Defcon | kewl kidz]]. Abrahams was able to fit in because [[Truth | nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard]] and she just happened [[Doing it right | to be somewhat less of a retard]]. To begin | Abrahams one day discovered the [[Scientology | magickal]] world of [http://hackforums.net hackforums.net], a place where you could be a total [[luser]] and yet be one of the [[Defcon | kewl kidz]]. Abrahams was able to fit in because [[Truth | nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard]] and she just happened [[Doing it right | to be somewhat less of a retard]]. To begin her climb into popularity, Abrahams wrote [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:i56jIpEU8WMJ:www.hackforums.net/printthread.php%3Ftid%3D2844607+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us shitty tutorials] on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend [[at least 100]] dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her [[Fail | own demise]]. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
*[[Skid]] | *[[Skid]] | ||
Revision as of 20:41, 22 March 2014
|
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
cutefuzzypuppy (Powerword: Jared Jamez Abrahams) is a she-male emo and Internet Tough Guy who has problems regarding the diminutive body mass index of her penis. She really needed to get hard because she couldn't get laid due to not being attractive at all. To achieve her goal of becoming one with her dick, Abrahams used her ub3r l337 h4x0ring ski11z to get n00dz by hacking into 16-year-old girls computers using her DarkComet trojan in conjunction with her genius level social engineering skillz. Jared is so smart that she got caught by the feds because she used her IRL name when registering for her DarkComet command & control server
OMGZ Sob Stoary Time
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with autism. All her life, she's been lonely and has had difficulty making friends. Her family tried helping her by taking her to therapy programs provided by various research foundations. In high school, she would get her ass kicked by Bronies, some fat kid called Ziggy, emos and Brett Keane. Nearly all her life, Abrahams was bullied because of her inability to communicate. To find meaning and self-worth in her life, Abrahams decided to major in computer science. He was knowledgeable on internal built-in computer cameras and was aspiring to become a systems engineer one day.
Here's where it gets lulzy
Abrahams one day discovered the magickal world of hackforums.net, a place where you could be a total luser and yet be one of the kewl kidz. Abrahams was able to fit in because nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard and she just happened to be somewhat less of a retard. To begin her climb into popularity, Abrahams wrote shitty tutorials on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend at least 100 dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her own demise.
See Also
External Links
CuteFuzzyPuppy (See removed posts: 1, 2)
cutefuzzypuppy- How the FBI found Miss Teen USA’s webcam spy
|
Cutefuzzypuppy is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Cutefuzzypuppy is part of a series on Dying Alone
[]
| |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Cutefuzzypuppy is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |