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'''Don Roberts''' is a young [[autistic]] [[fedora]]-wearing [[unemployed]] teenager ''fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer'' who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some [[ED|wonderful]] [[888chan|places]] on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next [[PewDiePie]] (<s>so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming</s> after one month being on Youtube, <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0HeiyrAPGM he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon]</s> disregard that, he's ranting about the anime, not the video game), going on [[Facebook]] [[Chris-chan|looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsktGuoy98&list=UUYNbu9kiORUGa3l7oQqG9eA getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like] and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course [[Pussy|he always disable comments on his videos and channel]] like every other sperg like him. | '''Don Roberts''' is a young [[autistic]] [[fedora]]-wearing [[unemployed]] teenager ''fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer'' who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some [[ED|wonderful]] [[888chan|places]] on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next [[PewDiePie]] (<s>so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming</s> after one month being on Youtube, <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0HeiyrAPGM he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon]</s> disregard that, he's ranting about the anime, not the video game), going on [[Facebook]] [[Chris-chan|looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsktGuoy98&list=UUYNbu9kiORUGa3l7oQqG9eA getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like] and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course [[Pussy|he always disable comments on his videos and channel]] like every other sperg like him. | ||
[[Unrealistic expectations|He dreams to become rich and famous on Youtube]] so he can earn money to buy vidya games and spend the rest of his life playing them. | |||
[[File:DonRobertsProductionsCoDposter.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He has a CoD poster on his wall, so that makes him a hardcore gamer]] | [[File:DonRobertsProductionsCoDposter.jpg|200px|thumb|right|He has a CoD poster on his wall, so that makes him a hardcore gamer]] | ||
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Exactly in the same style of some other [[Chris-chan|famous autistic individual]], Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They breaked up and Don moved on. | Exactly in the same style of some other [[Chris-chan|famous autistic individual]], Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They breaked up and Don moved on. | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcXC5YRKbA His latest girlfriend] is a certain [[Chris-Chan/People#BlueSpike|Julay Chandler]]. Too bad Don knows nothing about his [[Chris-chan|brother-in-arms]] to notice this obvious ween. | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcXC5YRKbA His latest girlfriend] is a certain [[Chris-Chan/People#BlueSpike|Julay Chandler]]. <s>Too bad Don knows nothing about his [[Chris-chan|brother-in-arms]] to notice this obvious ween</s> it has been revealed that Julay was his xghostwhatever friend fucking with him all along. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0FJhDMLnc Don was saddened about this.] | ||
== His war against ED == | == His war against ED == | ||
Revision as of 00:26, 28 October 2014
—Don Roberts' biography on his website | ||
Don Roberts is a young autistic fedora-wearing unemployed teenager fairly new to the Internet and recently got a computer who does pretty much nothing in his days other than exploring some wonderful places on the Internet, recording himself singing and dancing, dreaming to become the next PewDiePie (so far he has not uploaded a single video related to gaming after one month being on Youtube, he uploaded a video rant about Pokemon disregard that, he's ranting about the anime, not the video game), going on Facebook looking for single ladies that wish to become his girlfriend, getting angry because he wasted his welfare money on a Michael Jackson poster he doesn't like and vlogging. Just like every single other autistic vlogger on the web, he thinks his opinions matter to everyone, and of course he always disable comments on his videos and channel like every other sperg like him.
He dreams to become rich and famous on Youtube so he can earn money to buy vidya games and spend the rest of his life playing them.
Nobody ever gave a shit about him until his best friend xXGhostXx suggested him to visit ED and record his reaction.
Internet Girlfriends
Exactly in the same style of some other famous autistic individual, Don is constantly searching for a sweetheart that will help him achieve success in life. So far he got one girlfriend, who was obviously a troll but Don was too stupid to notice it. They breaked up and Don moved on.
His latest girlfriend is a certain Julay Chandler. Too bad Don knows nothing about his brother-in-arms to notice this obvious ween it has been revealed that Julay was his xghostwhatever friend fucking with him all along. Don was saddened about this.
His war against ED
In his video he explored the Aspergers and Offended pages, he got offended and was shocked of what he has saw, so decided to start a war to take down ED.
He wanted to wear a Anonymous mask to strike fear into the heart of ED but he couldn't find one at his local Dollar Store, so he thought that wearing a Micheal Jackson mask would do the trick.
It should be noted that instead of trying to attack ED himself, he asks his non-existent White Knight army to do the job for him.
Madman rising
Eventually, he found out about the existence of this article, so he claimed to start learning how to hack and keep crying to his fans to attack ED. Only time will tell how this will turn up, but lulz will inevitably ensue.
Last thursday, he uploaded a video of him being angry about people insulting him calling him out for being an idiot, people reuploading his videos without permission and raging at ED again. But this time he threatened to take legal actions against everyone who is mean to him.
Yes boys and girls, he is that new to the Internet.
Gallery of Fail
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External Links
- His YouTube channel
- His shitty website that his xXGhostXx friend made for him
- His devientART account
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