Wigger

They'll wreck your shit

And kill it on site.

Wiggers are white people, who think they are black. The word is a portmanteau of "white" (some say wannabe, but that doesn't matter) and nigger.

Wiggers are what you get when you travel a decade back in time to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers.

Birth

Wiggers start off as helpless dickwads forcibly ejected from one of other cultures resulting in them spending some time floundering in cultural limbo before developing a powerful sexual attraction to Eminem. After a dark night the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he emerges reborn, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a fake gold chain, and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black culture. After that, the wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along. Any critics get shouted down for being playa hatas. Persistent critics are threatened with a pellet gun drive-bys or other frightening forms of impotent retaliation.

Growth

just.. just tattoo yourself in shitskin white boi

The saddest, most pathetic spectacle in the world is a wigger who has decided to continue his wiggerdom after getting his first cock in the ass from another wigger. What was once potentially pitiful yet harmless has now progressed into fully-fledged morbid self-delusion. These aging degenerates can often be found hanging around the parking lot of my condominium complex, leaning against their fat girlfriend's car, and narrating the same fight stories to a new generation 15-year-old wiggerlings who look on in wide-eyed admiration at this pot-bellied O.G. poseur as if he were Robert Van Fucking Winkle himself. Thus the cycle is continued.

Things to keep in mind about wiggers include:

• Don't smoke with them. Wiggers waste weed due to them taking pussy hits and not knowing how to roll it
• Wiggers pretend gang warfare is present in their suburban neighborhoods, despite the only threat being that their weird uncle might not buy them beer.
• Wiggers are a creation of the Jews to destroy white supremacy wherever it may begin to take hold. What white person can feel superior about their race with these wannabees around?
• All wiggers like taking it up the ass, but not as much as making pathetic raps, as they think that talking about nothing in their native accent means they are set for life. Fortunately, wiggers soon realize how small their dicks are compared to a Niggers', thus deplete own their standards from "I want to be a rich rappa' with all the bitches and homies" to "Man, does this punk I just met on da street think he rap betta' than me?" (they move unto rap battling).

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Confrontation

A wigger's usual response to being told off

Most wiggers fail to understand the painfully obvious fact that they are not and will never be black. When confronted with this fact, the wigger's usual response is to call you a "hater", or claim that "race isn't a matter of blood. It's a matter of how you act." In doing so, he ignores two facts. One, that race is in fact entirely about "blood" (i.e. genetics); and two, that nobody likes black people, not even other black people. It is highly encouraged to not attempt to confront wiggers, otherwise you'll end up with responses like this:

“	ahahahaahah a stupid ignorant piece of shit like your self down talking me, ahahaha i aint a wigger kid a wigger is a white person who in there own mind believes there black, see i have a back round with the streets u bitch, crenshaw, check up on it, ask around about it it aint to be fucked wit it's the hood, it';s the ghetto, so u know what i got my alibi u bitch, so b 4 u come at me like you know whats up, may b u should refrain chill back and learn sum thing u punk ass bitch	„

“	ya gots be jokin' mayn...laterly im not even gunna waste no' mo' time on thee' shit cuz' i done ya'll like a vulgar hoe in a gonzo movie like i sayed, so be fairplay and say that ya lost the case mayn......and what wouldja' answer to my shit nun' cuz' it ain't nun' to answer potnah...anyway no wun will digg' yo shit & that's fo' sho' let it be like it theez...oh yeah and ya might of not known but im not from switzerland plus they don't speak german in switzerland but franch....ahahahahaha aight im out it was fun battle for me, i know wasn't dat fun 4 ya'll cats...remember you & pranklez mayn ya gots to stop, since day 1rst i damn called ya bluff, since day 1rst ya flow was wrongga' then 2 left gloves... says it all right thurr S.O.B	„
—Notice the appropriate use of punctuation

Gallery

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  Straight from the muthafuckin mean cul-de-sacs of Utah
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  true gangsta
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  Phoreal gangstas shop at American Eagle

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  If they attempt to steal an old persons wheelchair kick them off...Then take it.
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  German wigger
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  Wiggers are, in fact, right.
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  Bad motherfucker
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  The wet dream of all wiggers.
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  The female of the species
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  The opposite of a Wigger is a Nite (also known as an Coconut); a Nigger that wants to be White.
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  Because nothing is more gangster than family photos
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  'Sup, Bitches.
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  "towaz" ...wut?
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  OMGZ!!!
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  Sup Nigga
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  A true wigger. Note the hat, shirtlessness, and gay undies showing. Oh, and "deuces" and a "grill."
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  A homie-sexual aka wigger
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  CHECK OUT MAH NEW RAP SAWNGS. LET ME KNOW IF YALL FEELIN IT.
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  WHERE MY HOES AT?!?
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  i suk ya dik?
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  Gangsta shrimp yo!
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  Wud up my nigga??
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  YO DAWG DEM CORN BRAIDZ IZ FRESH MY NILLZ~!!!11
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  What wiggaz ultimately aspire to become.
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  Akomplice: the newest clothing obsession for faggot wiggers.
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  Infected Young
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  Wigger sign language.
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  Wigger circa 1920.
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  "we're raw y'all" DiGiTiLsOuL"
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  "Is it cos I is Black?" Wigger Jesus Ali G is often the victim of racialism.
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  Signs made in MS Paint are so hardcore
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  1927's The Jazz Singer was the first motion picture to have a wigger.
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  The future/now of wiggers!
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  Typical wigger owl
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  Wiggers often use the same sophisticated technology as niggers, as evidenced by this telephone.
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  Wiggers in the larval stage.
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  Aint nuthin' but a G-Man baaaabaay.
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  Tom admits that wiggers play a large part in MySpaces PR.
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  I run da streetz
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  Here is a perfect example of fucktarded wiggers
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  A strange elf creature attempts to become a Wigger
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  I'm a Blood fer shizzle mah nigger. Belee-dat!!!
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  Damnit, there's another one!
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  WTF???
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  A typical Italian Wigger: Inoki.
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  "affiliated" or, Fat Jack Bauer. Apparantly he's a Scifag too.
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  "SICC MADE" or, retarded Midwest Wigger.
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  Tragically, many wiggers are born with only four fingers on each hand.
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  Isn't that the chubby kid from the Sandlot?
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  TORCH XMF... and don't mess with me boi or I will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP BEEOTCH. Word.
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  A rare photo of a wigger's wife
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  Dutch Moroccan wigger
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  Arab in denial
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  Proper trolling of a wigger
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  Evidence:Wiggers really hate blacks
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  Proper trolling of a wigger 2
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  A wigger inquires if that be his favorite food.
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  Wigger with herpes
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  English soccer players tend to be wiggers.
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  Cheap white meat
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  Wiggers fantasizing niggerdick.
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  Wiggers in their natural habitat. Take note they're ugly as fuck.
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  Damn nigga, look at dose MUSSLEZ!
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  Female Wigger attracting a nigger.
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  Spraypainted wigger
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  It is common fact that 404 girl is actually a wigger.
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  You want some of this, bitch
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  gleaminz
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  Black by popular demand
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  A typical retarded wigger trying to be cool with all his bling.
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  Territorial wigger markings.
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  Another typical wigger. So thug.
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Videos

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See Also

• Chavs: British version
• Bogans: Australian version
• Bitches don't know
• Suburbs: Where all wiggers live
• Wapanese: Whites pretending to be Asians

Famous Wiggers

• Beastie Boys
• Chadwardenn
• Chuggo
• Don Henrie
• Hollywood Undead
• Insane Clown Posse
• John Cena
• Justin Bieber
• Liart66
• Rucka Rucka Ali
• Scumbag Steve
• TsimFuckis
• Waking the Cadaver

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Featured article October 25, 2006
Preceded by Cat	Wigger	Succeeded by Mary Sue