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'''[[Win|Adolf Hitler]]''' ([[420|April 20]], 1889 - April 30, [[WWII|1945]]) was an [[angel]] sent by god to eliminate [[All your base|all your j00z]]. He was also African and [[Irony|Jewish]], and, rather ironically, was blamed for a mass killing-off of Jews in Europe, due to their <s>eating too much jewgold in the form of a cock and choking</s> That's fucking retarded. They were Jewish, how much more of a reason would you like? He was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists. Many see him as a [[Chris-Chan|overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, Jew-in-denial, highly functioning autistic.]] Others see him as humanity's last hope to cleanse the world of [[Jews|the biggest problem on the planet]]. According to das Juden, during his holiday in [[Germany]], Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-que), with <s>somewhere around [[over 9,000|six million]]</s> <b>[[Bullshit|EXACTLY SIX MILLION AND NOT ONE LESS!!]]</b> [[Jews]] , called the [[Holocaust|Lolocaust]]. In [[Fact|fact]], he was a [[gay|sensitive]] hero who tried to save the undeserving Jews from the [[racist]] Germans that he, an [[gay|Austrian]], loved so much. He also helped invent the Volkswagen and still holds the high score in IRL Risk. He broke new strategic ground with his [[Zerg Rush|Blitzkrieg]] tactics, which effectively meant that he was [[I'm in your base, killing your d00ds|in your nation, killing your j00z]]. | |||
Hitler was also a [[faggot|sensitive man]]. When he was younger, Hitler went to [[art school]], and drew some pretty cool stuff. He was a [[vegetarian]], a [[pussy|non-smoker]], a [[coprophilia|coprophiliac]] and [[serious business|had a mustache]]. On the downside, he dropped out of [[art school]] and his <i>opus magnum</i> was lost on the Titanic, he [[basement dweller|slept until three in the afternoon every day]], and [[BAW|threw temper tantrums]] if you tried to wake him up. | |||
Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not killed by Aldo the Apache and his band of Jews, who brutalized the [[truth|peaceful]] Germans for the [[pedo|promise of jewgolds in return for each clitoris removed from German schoolgirls]]. He turned out to be [[an hero]] after all. Years later the DNA from Hitler's remains were analyzed. Turns out [[irony|Hitler had African and Jewish ancestry]]. | |||
[[Image:Hitlervacation.jpg|thumb|Hitler on a wonderful vacation with his beloved dog, Blondie; the closest to sex he could get.]] | |||
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== | ==Rise to Power== | ||
[[File:Hitler nigger.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Hitler's inspiring message to [[Spics|monkeys]] and [[Niggers|apes]] of [[Catholic|all]] [[Jews|kinds]], around the world.]] | |||
[[Image:Hitler_gets_a_gas_bill.gif|thumb|150px|Jews take your money, even from the grave.]] | |||
[[Image:Hitea.jpg|thumb|150px|Since 1945, Hitler has made approx. 900 trillion [[Canadian]] dollars by licensing his looks for use in tasteful merchandise, most of which sells in [[England]].]] | |||
[[Image:TinydickHitler2.jpg|thumb|right| "What We Have, We Hold]] | |||
[[Image:Hitler_Public_Masturbation.jpg|thumb|right| Kill lots of Jews and people will be too distracted to notice that you're a public masturbater.]] | |||
[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/138932d1268706236-blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-bw.jpg Adolf] began his ascent to power in Germany with an [[Batshit Insane|ideologically sound]] framework: | |||
* Anyone who expressed views contrary to those of himself and his party was invited over to Adolf's semi-detached bungalow for a lively debate over a schnapps or two. Adolf was an excellent hypnotist and utilized this skill to subtly change his adversaries' ideas and opinions. | |||
*If that did not work, he would: | |||
** [[Murder|Kill them;]] | |||
** [[Awesome|Eat their brains;]] | |||
** [[Guro|And skull-fuck their empty head.]] | |||
This modus operandi was usually effective in quelling dissent. | |||
Adolf blamed the ills of the [[Germany|Fatherland]] on the unclean Jews, amongst others. [[Lie|As the Jews have rarely been persecuted throughout history, this was something relatively new to them.]] However, Uncle Adolf was also a devout humanitarian, and tried to give them new living accommodations in special places like Dachau were they could be [[gay|Jewish]] in safety from the racist fucks in Germany, [[Fact|who are still racist fucks to this day.]] | |||
Adolf and his National Socialist, or [[Nazi]], party celebrated their huge landslide win in the nation's elections with a massive street party known as [[Delete Fucking Everything|Kristallnacht]]. [[Ban Fucking Everyone|Jewish shopkeepers and business owners]] were the main invitees. They were a little disappointed when they did not receive the beautiful crystals and jewel-encrusted dreidels as promised in the invitations, and Uncle Adolph was doubly disappointed because the crude hun bastards that made up the population of Germany smashed up a lot of Jewish shops, causing the German insurance industry to shit itself, because despite all of their flaws that Hitler ignored, the Jews had the sense to protect their jewgolds through insurance. People in Hitler's homeland of Austria [[LOL]]'d at the wascally Germans getting drunk and rioting. | |||
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After the Germans went [[batshit insane]] and began behaving badly towards their nation's bankers and shopkeepers, Uncle Adolf realized that the Germans needed to quit being lazy [[basement dwellers]] and then invited the Jews, en-masse, on an all-expenses-paid train journey to the picturesque nether regions of Germany, Poland and a few other countries to live separately. | |||
The Jews, always quick to sniff out a bargain, widely accepted this invitation and were promptly and efficiently transported to these holiday-camps. Those who showed some reluctance were gently persuaded by Hitler's assistants with reminders of how uncivilized the bulk of Germany was. | |||
Some of the Jews complained about the converted Pullman rail coaches which were used in this relocation program, now known as ''The Final Solution.'' It was labeled 'The Final Solution' as the Jews were grossly overworked in their shops and businesses. The 'Solution' to this OH&S issue was to grant them the free transport and accommodation in the German countryside. | |||
[[Image:BeMeinHitler.jpg|thumb|left|Hitler was romantic too.]] | |||
[[Image:Hitler's_Hoes_2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Hitler and his hoes.]] | |||
The Jews were perceived by many in Europe at that time as having questionable personal hygiene. Therefore upon arrival they were greeted humbly and courteously by their hosts. They were ushered in to large bathhouses and enjoyed a relaxing shower/bath and optional massage. | |||
Great thought went into this initial welcome at the Camps. The shortage of essential-oils in wartime presented the German hosts with a problem. | |||
How were they to set the mood without these all-important olfactory adjuncts? The Germans, never ones to let a technical challenge get in the way of progress solved this with a marvelous new synthetically-derived compound known as [[Zyklon-B]]. In another technical first, this compound was piped through to the bathhouses which cut down on waste and provided all with the same enhanced experience. | |||
It was noticed by some of the attendants that occasionally a Jewish guest would suffer an allergic reaction to the Zyklon-B. This would involve visual and auditory hallucinations, quite often terrifyingly reminiscent of actual death. | |||
The German master chemists would hear nothing of this; they set about slightly refining the process so all their guests had an equally positive experience. They did not want to present the illusion of favoritism. | |||
After this small hiccup the Camps were soon operating at near capacity and very efficiently, which delighted Adolph and his mates. | |||
Now Adolf began his presidency with the best of intentions. As we know now, they went a little astray; he failed to personally supervise this most attractive R&R opportunity for his Jewish compatriots. | |||
His trusted lieutenants and aides bungled the end stages of ''The Final Solution'' and a great many Jews regretfully did not make it to "paradise" and were deprived of that long-promised and well-earned holiday. That's what Hitler gets for letting fucking Germans do shit, as they [[Jews|fuck everything up]] | |||
Consequently the Jews have never forgiven Germany for their being too fucking incompetent to follow Uncle Adolph's directions. | |||
On unrelated news, this guy is the cause of 33% of the world's problems, Jews cause 33% as well, so this guy is the solution for 33% of the worlds problems! in case you were wondering, the other 33% of the worlds problems come from spics, however word is that Arizona is working to solve them. | |||
== | ==[[World War II]]== | ||
[[Image:Hitlerfistshake.jpg|thumb|right|150px|And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling Russians!]] | |||
In 1939, Hitler told the leader of [[Poland]] to give him anal sex and to face him during rape. Poland gave Hitler the finger and told him to go fuck himself, so Hitler decided to kick Poland's ass. After a few days of fighting, Hitler realized Germany couldn't beat Poland alone, and [[Russia]] joined in, because [[Stalin]] was a useless dirty dick sniffer who didn't have the [[vagina]] to start a troll himself, but was always willing to kill his own guys and join in and try to take credit for someone else's raid. | |||
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After Poland didn't surrender, Hitler, like the god he was, went on to completely take out [[Denmark]], [[Norway]], [[Holland]], and [[Belgium]] [[epic_win|all in a couple of weeks]]. Earlier, in free time and for fun and [[profit]], he decided to liberate [[Austria]] and to cancel the Czechs, too. Finally, Hitler pwned [[France]] as [[typical|the French just rolled over and took it in the ass]]. After France was [[rape|subjugated]], he sent Rudolf Hess to try to make peace with England. In England Hess was [[Buttsecks|anally raped]], causing Hitler to try to [[flamewar|bomb England to surrender]] and invade Russia [[for the lulz]], but this was unsuccessful, as the English are fucking insane and the Russians live in a freezing shithole. The irony is that Hitler could have took England, as the [[gay|British Army]] had been [[rape|raped]] by the Germans in France, however Hitler sufferd trolls remorse and neglected to follow through. | |||
== | == Hitler's Final Act of [[An heroism|Heroism]] == | ||
== | [[Image:hitlercat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Kitler|Hitler reincarnated]]]] | ||
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* [[ | [[Image:What-would-hitler-do-wwhd.jpg|thumb|150px|Would Hitler fucking [[pwn]] that Jew, [[you]] ask? You bet your [[Asian|two-inch]] dick he would!]] | ||
* [[ | [[File:Jesus hitler.jpg|thumb|150px|The creationist point of view]] | ||
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* [[ | In 1944 the Allied troops invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to [[zerg rush]] on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our Hitler. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he'd rather die [[married]] than die gay, so he [[incest|married his cousin]] (Eva Braun) and then committed [[suicide]] like the little emo bitch he was. In reality, being the [[angst]]-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn't show up at his party at the YMCA. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin' for a Hitler [[lynching]]. Unfortunately, he turned to [[an hero|an heroism]] before they could get to him. | ||
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{{ | Eventually the monstrous [[Russians]] descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape, and [[surprise sex|surprised]] every surviving man, woman, child, and occasional retard covered in shit within a 50 mile radius. Seriously. In retaliation for his [[faggotry]], Stalin made Hitler's skull into a [[jizz|jizz bowl]]. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history. Hitler is now being raped by [[Jews]] in [[hell]], as everybody knows, [[truth|Jews don't die]]. | ||
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{{ | == Successors == | ||
Hitler-wannabes are as widespread as [[AIDS]]. The most notable ones include: | |||
*[[North Korea|Kim Jong II]] | |||
*[[W|Dubya]] | |||
*[[Augusto Pinochet]] | |||
*[[Russia|Vladimir Putin]] | |||
*[[Black Jesus|The Magic Negro]] | |||
*[[Iran|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] | |||
*[[Wikipedia|Jimmy Wales]] | |||
*[[Chris Chan]] | |||
*[[Anonymous]] | |||
*[[You]] | |||
==Heil Honey, I'm Home!== | |||
[[Image:Charlie-Chaplin-Photograph-C12037007.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|<s>Charlie Chaplin</s> Adolf Hitler was also an actor.]] | |||
[[Image:Original Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Original [[50 Hitler post]] pic.]] | |||
[[Image:HileFro.jpg|thumb|150px|Hitler was an avid [[Fag|clubber]] and a total [[Nigger|pimp]].]] | |||
Around the year 1990 a couple of pre-internets trolls decided to create the greatest lulzfest ever seen at the time, a television show called ''Heil Honey, I'm Home!'', which depicted the lives of Hitler and his bitch Eva in a 50's style sitcom, with the two of them living next door to a Jew family, bringing in one of the lulziest situations evar as we all know what Hitler did to those [[fail|poor]] fags. Sadly the show was canceled after the first episode when the Jews from the BBC network [[duh|realized it was about Hitler in a good way]] and pulled it, never to see the light of day again, a minor revenge attempt at Hitler that failed miserably due to the future power of the internet. Another reason it was canceled was because the Jews didn't understand history and didn't realize that it was somewhat fact-based, though the only things that Jews think happened were that [[Israel|the world]] was created by [[Cthulhu]] and Hitler was apparently the devil. | |||
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==Hitler and The [[Internets]]== | |||
[[Image:Hitler_rapper.jpg|thumb|150px|Back in the day, Hitler was popular among the young German boys, mainly rapping about how he grew up in the rough hoods of [[Bel-Air|Braunau]].]] | |||
Recently there has been a new unprecedented Internet obsession with Hitler. In the quest for trying to be different, 90's bred [[bipolar]] [[forum]]s users turn to [[emo|other subcultures]] to try and [[attention whore|stand out]]. There are many Internet identities that claim to be the new Hitler, even though [[Satan]] would never bestow such an honor on some [[basement dweller]]. [[Skinhead|Neo-Nazis]] have also gained Internet access and have begun trying to lure these forlorn [[angst]]-ridden teens into a world of viking metal and saluting photos of dead guys. | |||
Hitler is also one of the [[internet celebrity|most talked about people]] on internet forums and message boards. No matter what the subject is, there is no doubt that [[Godwin's Law|Hitler's name will come up eventually]] in conversation [[OTI]]. It is also customary on the internet to [[50 Hitler Post|post Hitler's likeness repeatedly]] as a sign of friendship and respect. In short, the internets [[less than three|<3]] Hitler. | |||
==[[Irony|Hitler on JewTube]]== | |||
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==FRESH FUHRER OF [[Bel-Air|BEL-AIR]]== | |||
[[Image:Adolf hipster.jpg|thumb|right|In hipster edition]] | |||
[[Image:Hitlernap.jpg|thumb|right|Taking some afternoon nap after killing the [[Jews|Jew]]]] | |||
[[Image:Adolfina.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Hitler's only daughter has led a quiet life since the war ended.]] | |||
<center>{{scrolltext|: IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED | |||
: VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS | |||
: CHILLIN' OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL | |||
: AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS | |||
: WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES | |||
: WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD | |||
: STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD | |||
: I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED | |||
: THEY SAID "IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?" | |||
: I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR | |||
: THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR | |||
: IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE | |||
: BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN! | |||
: I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8 | |||
: AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER" | |||
: I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, | |||
: I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR. | |||
: Nobody knows where my Adolph has gone | |||
: Eva left the same time | |||
: Why was he holding her hand | |||
: When he's supposed to be mine | |||
: It's my Nazi party, and I'll cry if I want to | |||
: Cry if I want to, cry if I want to | |||
: You would cry too if it happened to you | |||
: Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night | |||
: Leave me alone for a while | |||
: 'Till Adolph's dancin' with me | |||
: I've got no reason to smile | |||
: It's my Nazi party, and I'll cry if I want to | |||
: Cry if I want to, cry if I want to | |||
: You would cry too if it happened to you | |||
: Eva and Adolph just walked through the door | |||
: Like a queen with her king | |||
: Oh what a birthday surprise | |||
: Eva's wearin' his ring | |||
|700|100|-A Nigger|}}</center> | |||
== Kesha meets the Nazi Party == | |||
[[Image:Hitlerlulz101.jpg|thumb|right|150px|What you have heard is true....why don't you?]] | |||
<center>{{scrolltext|: Wake up in the morning feelin' like der Fuhrer | |||
: Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gonna make race purer | |||
: Before I leave, fuck my niece. With Eva Braun, too | |||
: Cause when I leave for Mein Reich, I'm gonna kill a Jew | |||
: I'm talkin' | |||
: Takin' of all their clothes clothes | |||
: Gassin' them till they choke choke | |||
: Throwin' them in some stoves stoves | |||
: Goose steppin' | |||
: Right into all of your cities | |||
: Spreadin' the Nazi Party | |||
: Tryin' to take over your countrryyyyy | |||
: Don't stop, make em drop! | |||
: Nazi's blow your cities up! | |||
: Tonight, they gonna fight | |||
: Till you give into the Reich! | |||
|700|100|-Kesha|}}</center> | |||
==Adolf Hitler Fun Facts== | |||
[[Image:Yoyohit39.jpg|thumb|150px|6 Time World Yo-yo Champion.]] | |||
[[Image:ADOLF_HITLER_BITCHES.jpg|thumb|150px|The original.]] | |||
* Hitler wasn't even [[German]]. He was <s>[[Australian]]</s> <s>[[Relevant to my interests|Austrian]]</s> <s>[[Mexican]]</s> <s>[[Ethiopian]]</s> [[Troll|A Troll]], just like [[Josef Fritzl|another famous murderer]]. | |||
* Hitler served in the [[German]] army in WWI, and got [[pwned]] with [[vespene gas|mustard gas]] and spent months in a Waaaambulance. | |||
* He was a [[vegetarian]]. Not out of principles but because he had horrible [[diabeetus|IBS]] and gastritis and his stomach couldn't handle meat (though his colon and lower intestine seemed to handle it just fine). He also had [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|terrible breath]] and smelled bad. | |||
* Hitler was also known for being a beast in the bedroom, as reported by his officers and generals. It was recorded he had [[sex]] with over 3,452 different women during his rule. | |||
* His dog was named "Blondi". <s>[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|Quiz your history teacher on that one]]!</s> If you at any point went to school, surely you would be doing [[Job|something more productive]]? | |||
* Hitler counted his Jews using computers supplied by [[IBM]]. | |||
* He actually [[trying too hard|wanted to become an artist]]. | |||
* He had a pee fetish. No, [[srsly]]. | |||
* He painted houses before he became [[emo]]. | |||
* Hitler was an [[asspie]]. | |||
* He was [[Applemilk1988|addicted to meth and had syphilis]], just like every other [[Hal Turner|white supremacist]]. | |||
* Hitler was the undisputed World Yo-yo Champion from 1939-1945. | |||
* If Hitler had lived out his dream of becoming an artist, he would now have [[over 9,000]] more pageviews than [[Snapesnogger]]. | |||
* Hitler decided to [[W|start a little war just for the lulz]]. | |||
* Hitler's [[sick fuck|doctor]] gave him medicine made from chopped [[balls|cow balls]] and the [[shit no one cares about|shit of Bulgarian peasants]]-- on a daily basis. (It's been proven by science and the [[internet|internetz]].) | |||
* "O Hail Hitler, You are the sun and the moon." - Sam Olsson | |||
* Hitler was a secret Nigger, and also a Jew. He also liked to take it up the ass. Hitler's asshole was so mangled and distended from the years of aggressive, humiliating, emasculating pounding visited upon it by an endless string of Jigaboo buttpirates that Goebbels would sometimes reach both hands inside it and clap as a party trick. | |||
*[[Uwe Boll]] is said to be part of the Adolf Hitler family tree. | |||
* Hitler hated nature. And trees. And babies. And he had one testicle bitten off by a goat. And he was one quarter- no, half Jewish. And he was secretly gay. And a drug addict. And had every sexually transmitted disease ever known! And he kicked puppies. And glued pennies to the sidewalk. And he'd laugh and laugh as old women would walk slowly across the street, refusing to help them. | |||
*And he uh..uh..had bad breath! And he....didn't flush! And he...uh...well..[[Homosexuality|anything else that's bad]]! | |||
==The Downfall meme== | |||
"Downfall" was a 2004 [[Germany|German]]-language movie depicting the final days of Hitler during [[World War II]] while the [[Soviet Union|Russians]] were [[ownage|inflicting mass amounts of pwnage]] on their way to [[I_Am_In_Your_Base_Killing_Your_D00ds|capturing Berlin]]. | |||
Since [[real]] [[nerds|Internet power users]] [[wtf|don't understand]] [[Kraut|German]] [[moonspeak]], the [[orgasm|climactic]] scene of Hitler totally losing his shizz with enemy tanks parked a mile away from his secret headquarters and [[Additional pylons|no reserves left]] was naturally ripe for <strike>reinterpretation</strike> more nuanced translations. Of course most of them are [[crap]] based on sports teams [[baseball|nobody]] [[football|cares]] [[soccer|about]]. [[File:Hitler.gif|25px]] | |||
The best thing about the meme, of course, is triggering [[Waaaambulance|outraged]] choruses of [[ZOMG]] HITLER IS NEVAR FUNNY from the [[Jews|usual]] [[Democrats|suspects]]. | |||
On April 21, 2010 [http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/hitler-downfall-parodies-removed-from-youtube-ap Jewtube began removing all such videos], because they can't take the [[Copyright|lulz]]. | |||
[http://www.urlesque.com/2010/04/20/hitler-downfall-parody-videos-removed-from-youtube/ Here's how Hitler reacted to the removal.] | |||
Invoke Hitler and Instantly Win Any Argument. 88! | |||
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==List of Internet Nazism== | |||
*[[Grammar Nazi]]s | |||
*[[Feminazism]] | |||
*[[Pants nazi]]s | |||
*[[YouTube Street Team]] | |||
*[[Patriotic Nigras]] | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{cg|Galerie von Adolf|hitlergallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Grandma Hitler.jpg|Hitler's not dead, he's a [[transexual]]! | |||
Image:3672054902a4579235228b452128569l.gif|Hitler and Daft Punk. | |||
Image:Hitler-icantbelivedisshit.PNG|Hitler can't believe your shit. | |||
Image:Jewseverywhere2.gif|Jews. Jews everywhere. | |||
File:Hitler-store.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Germany-Poland.png|Yeah, that's about right. | |||
Image:DancingHitler.gif|Der Kommissar's in town | |||
Image:Hitler-Awesome.png|Hitler was pretty [[awesome]]. | |||
Image:HitlerMen.jpg|[[Gentlemen|ARYANS]] | |||
Image:Person small hitler speech2.gif|You're pushing me, baby! | |||
Image:Hitlernegro.gif|Hitler was really a nigger | |||
Image:02annefrank1.jpg|Hitler caught red-handed by European Paparazzi. | |||
Image:Emo_hitler_2.jpg|[[Moar]] emo faggotry. | |||
Image:Hitlerbang.jpg|Hitler's arms propaganda. | |||
Image:Desuhit.jpg|Someone say Hitler? | |||
Image:Fuhrerchan.gif|LOL | |||
Image:Nahtzee.gif|Hitler's favorite game. | |||
Image:Isay.jpg|Mein Kampf? More like ''I'm Camp'', [[amirite]]? | |||
Image:Nazis_used_Mudkipz.jpg|Hitler lieks [[Mudkipz]]. | |||
Image:YugiohHitler.jpg|[[Faux News|Nazis]] own [[4Kids]] that distribute ''[[Pokemon]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]''. | |||
Image:trex_nazi.jpg|Holy shit! A giant Nazi ''T. rex'' thing!!! | |||
Image:Nazimoot.jpg|Even moot loves Hitler. | |||
Image:0e1f39ed.jpg|And you thought he was dead, pfft. | |||
Image:ForLulz.jpg|It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz". | |||
Image:856653883 e0b6ce3eef o.jpg|Welcome to the Hitler Cafe! | |||
Image:Hello nazi.jpg | |||
Image:Kfj.jpg|Adolf Hitler's true identity | |||
Image:holoc.jpg|Damn right Hitler played it. | |||
Image:Pregnanthitler.jpg| [[Maury|Stalin, you are the father.]] | |||
image:Hitler_alive.jpg| He's still alive. | |||
Image:Hitlrmickey.jpg| Hitler was also a connoisseur of the finer things in life. | |||
Image:HitlerCard.bmp.jpg| Black Lotus ain't got nuthin' on this! | |||
Image:HitlerPwntByFDR.jpg| He finally met his match in FDR | |||
Image:JewHitler.jpg| Closet [[Jew]] | |||
Image:HileFro.jpg|Hitler was an avid clubber and total ladies' man | |||
Image:Hitler_Women.png| The Führer In Private | |||
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File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says. | |||
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==See Also== | |||
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* [[卐]] | |||
* [[50 Hitler post]] | |||
* [[Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler]] | |||
* [[Angry German Kid]] | |||
* [[Colonel Klink]] | |||
* [[David Icke]] | |||
* [[DevianTart Nazis]] | |||
* [[Downfall]] | |||
* [[Godwin's Law]] | |||
* [[Hipster Hitler]] | |||
* [[Hitler: The Babe within]] | |||
* [[Holocaust Porn]] | |||
* [[Kitler]] | |||
* [[Mecha-Hitler]] | |||
* [[Nazi]] | |||
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* [[Ruining_The_Internet#People_Trying_to_Save_the_Internet|Saving The Internet]] | |||
* [[Tranquility Bay]] | |||
* [[W]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
* [http://community.livejournal.com/hitlerslash/ Hitler Slash fanfiction community] | |||
* [http://foxnews.com/ Popular Hitler fanboi site] | |||
* [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3347309,00.html According to Iran, Hitler was a crypto-Jew and a pawn of the Zionist conspiracy. As if we didn't know already.] | |||
* [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/22/hitlers-mein-kampf-seen-a_n_190064.html Mein Kampf as a self-help guide.] | |||
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Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was an angel sent by god to eliminate all your j00z. He was also African and Jewish, and, rather ironically, was blamed for a mass killing-off of Jews in Europe, due to their eating too much jewgold in the form of a cock and choking That's fucking retarded. They were Jewish, how much more of a reason would you like? He was one of the 20th Century's most misunderstood political revisionists. Many see him as a overweight, perverted, sexually deprived, gay, racist, homophobic, Jew-in-denial, highly functioning autistic. Others see him as humanity's last hope to cleanse the world of the biggest problem on the planet. According to das Juden, during his holiday in Germany, Hitler had a party (complete with fully catered bar-b-que), with somewhere around six million EXACTLY SIX MILLION AND NOT ONE LESS!! Jews , called the Lolocaust. In fact, he was a sensitive hero who tried to save the undeserving Jews from the racist Germans that he, an Austrian, loved so much. He also helped invent the Volkswagen and still holds the high score in IRL Risk. He broke new strategic ground with his Blitzkrieg tactics, which effectively meant that he was in your nation, killing your j00z.
Hitler was also a sensitive man. When he was younger, Hitler went to art school, and drew some pretty cool stuff. He was a vegetarian, a non-smoker, a coprophiliac and had a mustache. On the downside, he dropped out of art school and his opus magnum was lost on the Titanic, he slept until three in the afternoon every day, and threw temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up.
Contrary to popular belief, Hitler was not killed by Aldo the Apache and his band of Jews, who brutalized the peaceful Germans for the promise of jewgolds in return for each clitoris removed from German schoolgirls. He turned out to be an hero after all. Years later the DNA from Hitler's remains were analyzed. Turns out Hitler had African and Jewish ancestry.
Rise to Power
Adolf began his ascent to power in Germany with an ideologically sound framework:
- Anyone who expressed views contrary to those of himself and his party was invited over to Adolf's semi-detached bungalow for a lively debate over a schnapps or two. Adolf was an excellent hypnotist and utilized this skill to subtly change his adversaries' ideas and opinions.
- If that did not work, he would:
This modus operandi was usually effective in quelling dissent.
Adolf blamed the ills of the Fatherland on the unclean Jews, amongst others. As the Jews have rarely been persecuted throughout history, this was something relatively new to them. However, Uncle Adolf was also a devout humanitarian, and tried to give them new living accommodations in special places like Dachau were they could be Jewish in safety from the racist fucks in Germany, who are still racist fucks to this day.
Adolf and his National Socialist, or Nazi, party celebrated their huge landslide win in the nation's elections with a massive street party known as Kristallnacht. Jewish shopkeepers and business owners were the main invitees. They were a little disappointed when they did not receive the beautiful crystals and jewel-encrusted dreidels as promised in the invitations, and Uncle Adolph was doubly disappointed because the crude hun bastards that made up the population of Germany smashed up a lot of Jewish shops, causing the German insurance industry to shit itself, because despite all of their flaws that Hitler ignored, the Jews had the sense to protect their jewgolds through insurance. People in Hitler's homeland of Austria LOL'd at the wascally Germans getting drunk and rioting.
After the Germans went batshit insane and began behaving badly towards their nation's bankers and shopkeepers, Uncle Adolf realized that the Germans needed to quit being lazy basement dwellers and then invited the Jews, en-masse, on an all-expenses-paid train journey to the picturesque nether regions of Germany, Poland and a few other countries to live separately. The Jews, always quick to sniff out a bargain, widely accepted this invitation and were promptly and efficiently transported to these holiday-camps. Those who showed some reluctance were gently persuaded by Hitler's assistants with reminders of how uncivilized the bulk of Germany was.
Some of the Jews complained about the converted Pullman rail coaches which were used in this relocation program, now known as The Final Solution. It was labeled 'The Final Solution' as the Jews were grossly overworked in their shops and businesses. The 'Solution' to this OH&S issue was to grant them the free transport and accommodation in the German countryside.
The Jews were perceived by many in Europe at that time as having questionable personal hygiene. Therefore upon arrival they were greeted humbly and courteously by their hosts. They were ushered in to large bathhouses and enjoyed a relaxing shower/bath and optional massage. Great thought went into this initial welcome at the Camps. The shortage of essential-oils in wartime presented the German hosts with a problem. How were they to set the mood without these all-important olfactory adjuncts? The Germans, never ones to let a technical challenge get in the way of progress solved this with a marvelous new synthetically-derived compound known as Zyklon-B. In another technical first, this compound was piped through to the bathhouses which cut down on waste and provided all with the same enhanced experience. It was noticed by some of the attendants that occasionally a Jewish guest would suffer an allergic reaction to the Zyklon-B. This would involve visual and auditory hallucinations, quite often terrifyingly reminiscent of actual death. The German master chemists would hear nothing of this; they set about slightly refining the process so all their guests had an equally positive experience. They did not want to present the illusion of favoritism. After this small hiccup the Camps were soon operating at near capacity and very efficiently, which delighted Adolph and his mates.
Now Adolf began his presidency with the best of intentions. As we know now, they went a little astray; he failed to personally supervise this most attractive R&R opportunity for his Jewish compatriots.
His trusted lieutenants and aides bungled the end stages of The Final Solution and a great many Jews regretfully did not make it to "paradise" and were deprived of that long-promised and well-earned holiday. That's what Hitler gets for letting fucking Germans do shit, as they fuck everything up
Consequently the Jews have never forgiven Germany for their being too fucking incompetent to follow Uncle Adolph's directions.
On unrelated news, this guy is the cause of 33% of the world's problems, Jews cause 33% as well, so this guy is the solution for 33% of the worlds problems! in case you were wondering, the other 33% of the worlds problems come from spics, however word is that Arizona is working to solve them.
World War II
In 1939, Hitler told the leader of Poland to give him anal sex and to face him during rape. Poland gave Hitler the finger and told him to go fuck himself, so Hitler decided to kick Poland's ass. After a few days of fighting, Hitler realized Germany couldn't beat Poland alone, and Russia joined in, because Stalin was a useless dirty dick sniffer who didn't have the vagina to start a troll himself, but was always willing to kill his own guys and join in and try to take credit for someone else's raid.
After Poland didn't surrender, Hitler, like the god he was, went on to completely take out Denmark, Norway, Holland, and Belgium all in a couple of weeks. Earlier, in free time and for fun and profit, he decided to liberate Austria and to cancel the Czechs, too. Finally, Hitler pwned France as the French just rolled over and took it in the ass. After France was subjugated, he sent Rudolf Hess to try to make peace with England. In England Hess was anally raped, causing Hitler to try to bomb England to surrender and invade Russia for the lulz, but this was unsuccessful, as the English are fucking insane and the Russians live in a freezing shithole. The irony is that Hitler could have took England, as the British Army had been raped by the Germans in France, however Hitler sufferd trolls remorse and neglected to follow through.
Hitler's Final Act of Heroism
In 1944 the Allied troops invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our Hitler. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he'd rather die married than die gay, so he married his cousin (Eva Braun) and then committed suicide like the little emo bitch he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn't show up at his party at the YMCA. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin' for a Hitler lynching. Unfortunately, he turned to an heroism before they could get to him.
Eventually the monstrous Russians descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape, and surprised every surviving man, woman, child, and occasional retard covered in shit within a 50 mile radius. Seriously. In retaliation for his faggotry, Stalin made Hitler's skull into a jizz bowl. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history. Hitler is now being raped by Jews in hell, as everybody knows, Jews don't die.
Successors
Hitler-wannabes are as widespread as AIDS. The most notable ones include:
- Kim Jong II
- Dubya
- Augusto Pinochet
- Vladimir Putin
- The Magic Negro
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Jimmy Wales
- Chris Chan
- Anonymous
- You
Heil Honey, I'm Home!
Around the year 1990 a couple of pre-internets trolls decided to create the greatest lulzfest ever seen at the time, a television show called Heil Honey, I'm Home!, which depicted the lives of Hitler and his bitch Eva in a 50's style sitcom, with the two of them living next door to a Jew family, bringing in one of the lulziest situations evar as we all know what Hitler did to those poor fags. Sadly the show was canceled after the first episode when the Jews from the BBC network realized it was about Hitler in a good way and pulled it, never to see the light of day again, a minor revenge attempt at Hitler that failed miserably due to the future power of the internet. Another reason it was canceled was because the Jews didn't understand history and didn't realize that it was somewhat fact-based, though the only things that Jews think happened were that the world was created by Cthulhu and Hitler was apparently the devil.
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Hitler and The Internets
Recently there has been a new unprecedented Internet obsession with Hitler. In the quest for trying to be different, 90's bred bipolar forums users turn to other subcultures to try and stand out. There are many Internet identities that claim to be the new Hitler, even though Satan would never bestow such an honor on some basement dweller. Neo-Nazis have also gained Internet access and have begun trying to lure these forlorn angst-ridden teens into a world of viking metal and saluting photos of dead guys.
Hitler is also one of the most talked about people on internet forums and message boards. No matter what the subject is, there is no doubt that Hitler's name will come up eventually in conversation OTI. It is also customary on the internet to post Hitler's likeness repeatedly as a sign of friendship and respect. In short, the internets <3 Hitler.
Hitler on JewTube
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Adolf Hitler Fun Facts
- Hitler wasn't even German. He was
AustralianAustrianMexicanEthiopianA Troll, just like another famous murderer.
- Hitler served in the German army in WWI, and got pwned with mustard gas and spent months in a Waaaambulance.
- He was a vegetarian. Not out of principles but because he had horrible IBS and gastritis and his stomach couldn't handle meat (though his colon and lower intestine seemed to handle it just fine). He also had terrible breath and smelled bad.
- Hitler was also known for being a beast in the bedroom, as reported by his officers and generals. It was recorded he had sex with over 3,452 different women during his rule.
- His dog was named "Blondi".
Quiz your history teacher on that one!If you at any point went to school, surely you would be doing something more productive?
- Hitler counted his Jews using computers supplied by IBM.
- He actually wanted to become an artist.
- He had a pee fetish. No, srsly.
- He painted houses before he became emo.
- Hitler was an asspie.
- He was addicted to meth and had syphilis, just like every other white supremacist.
- Hitler was the undisputed World Yo-yo Champion from 1939-1945.
- If Hitler had lived out his dream of becoming an artist, he would now have over 9,000 more pageviews than Snapesnogger.
- Hitler decided to start a little war just for the lulz.
- Hitler's doctor gave him medicine made from chopped cow balls and the shit of Bulgarian peasants-- on a daily basis. (It's been proven by science and the internetz.)
- "O Hail Hitler, You are the sun and the moon." - Sam Olsson
- Hitler was a secret Nigger, and also a Jew. He also liked to take it up the ass. Hitler's asshole was so mangled and distended from the years of aggressive, humiliating, emasculating pounding visited upon it by an endless string of Jigaboo buttpirates that Goebbels would sometimes reach both hands inside it and clap as a party trick.
- Uwe Boll is said to be part of the Adolf Hitler family tree.
- Hitler hated nature. And trees. And babies. And he had one testicle bitten off by a goat. And he was one quarter- no, half Jewish. And he was secretly gay. And a drug addict. And had every sexually transmitted disease ever known! And he kicked puppies. And glued pennies to the sidewalk. And he'd laugh and laugh as old women would walk slowly across the street, refusing to help them.
- And he uh..uh..had bad breath! And he....didn't flush! And he...uh...well..anything else that's bad!
The Downfall meme
"Downfall" was a 2004 German-language movie depicting the final days of Hitler during World War II while the Russians were inflicting mass amounts of pwnage on their way to capturing Berlin.
Since real Internet power users don't understand German moonspeak, the climactic scene of Hitler totally losing his shizz with enemy tanks parked a mile away from his secret headquarters and no reserves left was naturally ripe for reinterpretation more nuanced translations. Of course most of them are crap based on sports teams nobody cares about.
The best thing about the meme, of course, is triggering outraged choruses of ZOMG HITLER IS NEVAR FUNNY from the usual suspects.
On April 21, 2010 Jewtube began removing all such videos, because they can't take the lulz. Here's how Hitler reacted to the removal.
Invoke Hitler and Instantly Win Any Argument. 88!
List of Internet Nazism
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Hitler's not dead, he's a transexual!
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Hitler and Daft Punk.
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Hitler can't believe your shit.
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Jews. Jews everywhere.
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Yeah, that's about right.
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Der Kommissar's in town
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Hitler was pretty awesome.
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You're pushing me, baby!
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Hitler was really a nigger
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Hitler caught red-handed by European Paparazzi.
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Moar emo faggotry.
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Hitler's arms propaganda.
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Someone say Hitler?
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LOL
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Hitler's favorite game.
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Mein Kampf? More like I'm Camp, amirite?
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Hitler lieks Mudkipz.
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Holy shit! A giant Nazi T. rex thing!!!
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Even moot loves Hitler.
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And you thought he was dead, pfft.
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It was known Hitler committed many atrocities "for the lulz".
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Welcome to the Hitler Cafe!
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Adolf Hitler's true identity
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Damn right Hitler played it.
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He's still alive.
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Hitler was also a connoisseur of the finer things in life.
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Black Lotus ain't got nuthin' on this!
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He finally met his match in FDR
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Closet Jew
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Hitler was an avid clubber and total ladies' man
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The Führer In Private
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Do what the big man says.
See Also
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- 50 Hitler post
- Six Degrees of Adolf Hitler
- Angry German Kid
- Colonel Klink
- David Icke
- DevianTart Nazis
- Downfall
- Godwin's Law
- Hipster Hitler
- Hitler: The Babe within
- Holocaust Porn
- Kitler
- Mecha-Hitler
- Nazi
- o/
- Saving The Internet
- Tranquility Bay
- W
External Links
- Hitler Slash fanfiction community
- Popular Hitler fanboi site
- According to Iran, Hitler was a crypto-Jew and a pawn of the Zionist conspiracy. As if we didn't know already.
- Mein Kampf as a self-help guide.
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