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BREAKING NEWS!! MUSLIMS DID IT! |
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| Nationality: | Indonesian 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 24 |
| Top 25? | No, #116 |
| Style | Bomberman, Co-Op Mode |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Snackbar |
On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS sand niggers were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood shootout. The shitty attempt to recreate the Paris terrorist attacks was promptly forgotten about after 4 seconds.
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Perpetrators
The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshattery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal Muslim shit)
There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:
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High Score
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| Kill count: | 4/20 24 Injured |
| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shitty bombs. |
| Style: | 10/20 Copycat of the previous attacks in Paris |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Temporarily closed ever Starbucks in Indonesia |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No bonus, just typical Muslims at work |
| Total score: 26/100 (F-) | |
Wanted Level:
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See Also
- ISIS
- ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
- Nice Truck Attack 2016
- Suicide
- Terrorism
- Pulse Nightclub Massacre - The threequel to this shooting
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