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ArtyomKAnHeroSwastika.jpg|[[Hitler|Seig Heil]] | |||
ArtyomKPwned.jpg|[[Good night, sweet prince]] | |||
ArtyomKPwned0.png| '''[[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Спокойной ночи, милый принц]]''' | |||
ArtyomKBalaclava.jpg|[[Mr. Saari|Like]] [[Steinhäuser]], wearing a balaclava | |||
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ArtyomKMaggazines.jpeg|Had more magazines than his [[Columbine|idols]] | |||
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ArtyomKbait.png|[[Sam Hyde]] successor | |||
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ArtyomKDont.png|DONT | ArtyomKDont.png|DONT | ||
Artyom.png| | Artyom.png|Artyom's tombstone photo, when he was on happier times. | ||
ArtyomKBetterTimes.jpeg|He was a happy park stabber before he was a [[Retard|columbiner]] mass shooter. | ArtyomKBetterTimes.jpeg|He was a happy park stabber before he was a [[Retard|columbiner]] mass shooter. | ||
ArtyomKGru.jpeg|Too [[oldfag|young]] too [[An hero|die]] | ArtyomKGru.jpeg|Too [[oldfag|young]] too [[An hero|die]] | ||
ArtyomKXmas.png|Happy Xmas | |||
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ArtyomKlastyear.jpeg|MFW:Its my last school year. | ArtyomKlastyear.jpeg|MFW:Its my last school year. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:27, 8 November 2024
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| Artyom Kazantsev | |
| Born | January 29, 1988 |
| Died | September 26, 2022 (aged 34) |
| Nationality: | Russian 
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| Highscore | Killed 18, injured 23 |
| Top 50? | 33rd |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Artyom Igorevich Kazantsev卐 was a Russian schizo and NEET who after taking in the shitfest that was 2020 to 2022, decided to follow in the footsteps of his comrades (and some tranny in America), and shoot up a bunch of students and teachers. Unfortunately for him, his massacre was overshadowed by the much greater lulz of his own country fully annexing Ukraine in the second greatest war to ever exist, completely fucking over any chance of him being recognized like Vladislav Roslyakov and being put in the same tier as his followers - despite getting more kills than the two combined.
Background
Like many other fags before him, Artyom had a long long history of mental illness, enough for him to be placed in a mental health clinic to fix his schizophrenia, which clearly didn't do shit. With his schizoid delusions still going strong as fuck, he decided to do the next best thing and embrace fascism and the Columbine killers, again like all other fags that tried and failed to outdo those Americunts. Knowing that he would be shit at making bombs, he decided to focus on the gun part of his rampage, snagging two blank-fire pistols and random arts and crafts to make him stand out among cheap imitators. Apart of being a Cockumbiner his high score experience was bad back in 2008. On the 7th December 2008, he went on a stabbing spree, wounding a teenaged boy in the back and an elderly woman in the shoulder with a knife. He wasn't sentenced to a nuthouse and walked free as a normal guy.
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Shooting
On September 26th, 2022, after typing out his suicide note claiming he was going to kill people for the Columbine movement, he did just that, driving over to his old school and blasting anyone and everyone he saw, racking up 11 dead lolis, 2 guards, 2 teachers, and 2 randos dumb enough to get in his way, as well as cripple 22 kids and 2 others. Satisfied that he killed more than the two Russian chucklefucks before him, he shot a hole in his head, ending his spree and sending him to forever sleep. A 67-year-old woman who was critically injured in the shooting died in hospital a little over a month later, bringing Artyom's final score up to 18 kills.
Despite having swastikas drawn on his shirt, allegedly having ties to neo-Nazi organizations, and attacking the 88th school in all of Izhevsk, he claims it was not a terrorist attack. Really makes you wonder...
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Like Steinhäuser, wearing a balaclava -
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MFW:Its my last school year.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 18/20 24 injured, one of which later died. |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Better kill-to-injury ratio than his other peers. |
| Style: | 11/20 Vladislav ripoff that aped Cho's style for a change |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 The usual bawwing, but got massively overshadowed by other events. |
| Bonus: | 25/20 Stole some blank fire pistols and made them shoot real bullets |
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See Also
- Vladislav Roslyakov - His more successful and lulzy predecessor
- Timur Bekmansurov, Ilnaz Galyaviev - His less competent predecessors
- Columbine - Where it all started
- Ukraine - What took the spotlight away from his spree
- Academy Maniacs - Another Artyom, who played on Tactical Espionage Action, Co-Op
- Isaac Chagas - Brazilian 14-year-old boy who did his school attack the same day as Artyom
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