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Freddie Gray was a drug felon who was slain by the [[hero|police]] on April 19, 2015. What ensued were nonstop riots, widespread looting and a whole shitload of protests.
Freddie Gray was a drug felon who was slain by the [[hero|police]] on April 19, 2015. What ensued were nonstop riots, widespread looting and a whole shitload of protests. He is an exemplary character, which all black children should emulate while getting beaten up by their drunken fathers!


[[Image:Baltimore Six.jpg|thumb|right|The six heroes who put down this ape (Note how three of them are black themselves).]]
Also, one must be reminded, that any and all crimes he has committed are complete lies and fabrications by [[messiah|White Supremacists]]! Because, of course, [[no|that makes perfect sense!]]


==Felon record==
[[Image:Baltimore Six.jpg|thumb|right|The six heroes who put down this ape (Note how three of them are black themselves and that their mugshots are brightened to make them appear white).]]
 
==Felony record==
As a fine and upstanding citizen, Freddie has quite a criminal record.
As a fine and upstanding citizen, Freddie has quite a criminal record.


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* August 23, 2007: False statement to a peace officer, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
* August 23, 2007: False statement to a peace officer, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
* July 16, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance (2 counts)
* July 16, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance (2 counts)
== The Response ==
To the [[facepalm|amazement]] of the world, the [[black people|good people]] of Baltimore responded to this [[LOL|tragic]] death in a totally [[obvious|unpredictable]] and completely [[duh|unforeseen]] manner.
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==See also:==
==See also:==
 
* [[Lead]] -His above average niggery was blamed on brain damage from [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059727/Who-Freddie-Gray-arrested-does-Baltimore-s-reaction-feel-like-Ferguson-again.html lead poisoning].
* [[The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015]]
* [[The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015]]
* [[BALTIMORELOOTCREW|#BALTIMORELOOTCREW]]
* [[BALTIMORELOOTCREW|#BALTIMORELOOTCREW]]

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Freddie Gray was a drug felon who was slain by the police on April 19, 2015. What ensued were nonstop riots, widespread looting and a whole shitload of protests. He is an exemplary character, which all black children should emulate while getting beaten up by their drunken fathers!

Also, one must be reminded, that any and all crimes he has committed are complete lies and fabrications by White Supremacists! Because, of course, that makes perfect sense!

The six heroes who put down this ape (Note how three of them are black themselves and that their mugshots are brightened to make them appear white).

Felony record

As a fine and upstanding citizen, Freddie has quite a criminal record.

  • March 20, 2015: Possession of a Controlled Dangerous Substance
  • March 13, 2015: Malicious destruction of property, second-degree assault
  • January 20, 2015: Fourth-degree burglary, trespassing
  • January 14, 2015: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute
  • December 31, 2014: Possession of narcotics with intent to distribute
  • December 14, 2014: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance
  • August 31, 2014: Illegal gambling, trespassing
  • January 25, 2014: Possession of marijuana
  • September 28, 2013: Distribution of narcotics, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, second-degree assault, second-degree escape
  • April 13, 2012: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, violation of probation
  • July 16, 2008: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession with intent to distribute
  • March 28, 2008: Unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
  • March 14, 2008: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to manufacture and distribute
  • February 11, 2008: Unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of a controlled dangerous substance
  • August 29, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, violation of probation
  • August 28, 2007: Possession of marijuana
  • August 23, 2007: False statement to a peace officer, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
  • July 16, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance (2 counts)

The Response

To the amazement of the world, the good people of Baltimore responded to this tragic death in a totally unpredictable and completely unforeseen manner.

A negress berates her son for participating in this quest for justice.

Windows are apparently the root cause of social injustice.

See also:

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