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[[Image:Biker fag.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bikerfox hopes to be [[straight|famous]] someday.]] | |||
[[Image:Biker fag.jpg|thumb|right| | [[Image:Bmx Tricks.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Bikerfox's lies are extensive: an even better bike flip invented over 20 years ago by BMX pro Brian Scura.]] | ||
{{Quote|1=I want to be a celebrity. I want other people to see me...I can't wait to be a star all over the world. I know it's going to happen.|2='''Bikerfox'''|3=on his [[delusional|dreams]]. [http://www.bikerfox.com/houstonchronicle.htm]|color=silver|size=360%}} | {{Quote|1=I want to be a celebrity. I want other people to see me...I can't wait to be a star all over the world. I know it's going to happen.|2='''Bikerfox'''|3=on his [[delusional|dreams]]. [http://www.bikerfox.com/houstonchronicle.htm]|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
<b>Bikerfox</b> (Frank P. DeLarzelere) is a creepy 50 year old [[white trash]] [[lolcow]] and [[shameless self promotion|self promoting]] douchebag with an extreme case of [[USI]]. In recent years this skulleted old man (a shady used car part salesman from Tulsa [[IRL]]) has become known [[OTI]] purely for very extensive online faggotry. A [[Bikerfox#Trivia|pathological liar]], he's about as desperate as they come, attempting to milk every ounce of [[e-fame]] he can from his asinine claims - [[spam]]ming forums, MySpace, [[Bikerfox#Self Promotion Faggotry|writing his own Wikipedia article]], crashing bike expos and annoying pedestrians and drivers alike on the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma - all in some deluded pursuit to become an [[e-celebrity]]. In addition to this, Frank is also known as a [[loli]] hunter amongst the citizens of Tulsa as a result of his [[Bikerfox#IRL_Pedo|overt fixation]] with jailbait. Bikerfox's is one of '''the''' primary examples of how to [[fail]] hard at the internets, his [[Bikerfox#Gallery|galleries of faggotry]] [http://www.bikerfox.com/glamourshots/index.htm are extensive], and unfortunately many young minds have already been scarred for life by Frank's online [[faggotry|antics]]. | <b>Bikerfox</b> ([[Powerword]]: '''Frank P. DeLarzelere''') is a creepy 50 year old [[white trash]] [[lolcow]] and [[shameless self promotion|self promoting]] douchebag with an extreme case of [[USI]]. In recent years this skulleted old man (a shady used car part salesman from Tulsa [[IRL]]) has become known [[OTI]] purely for very extensive online faggotry. A [[Bikerfox#Trivia|pathological liar]], he's about as desperate as they come, attempting to milk every ounce of [[e-fame]] he can from his asinine claims - [[spam]]ming forums, MySpace, [[Bikerfox#Self Promotion Faggotry|writing his own Wikipedia article]], crashing bike expos and annoying pedestrians and drivers alike on the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma - all in some deluded pursuit to become an [[e-celebrity]]. In addition to this, Frank is also known as a [[loli]] hunter amongst the citizens of Tulsa as a result of his [[Bikerfox#IRL_Pedo|overt fixation]] with jailbait. Bikerfox's is one of '''the''' primary examples of how to [[fail]] hard at the internets, his [[Bikerfox#Gallery|galleries of faggotry]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20070820102934/http://www.bikerfox.com/glamourshots/index.htm are extensive], and unfortunately many young minds have already been scarred for life by Frank's online [[faggotry|antics]]. | ||
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==Internets "Fame"== | ==Internets "Fame"== | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox sucking dong.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[suck cock|Anything]] for fame. Also pictured: Emilio Estevez.]] | [[Image:Bikerfox sucking dong.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[suck cock|Anything]] for fame. Also pictured: Emilio Estevez.]] | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox extremely ghey.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Not gay]]]] | [[Image:Bikerfox extremely ghey.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Not gay]]]] | ||
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[[Some argue|Some question]] whether Frank may in fact be some manner of uber troll - [[ED]] assures you that he is in fact one of the most shameless [[ego|megalomaniac]]s on the internet. Frank enjoys [[Victim complex|playing the victim]] any chance he gets and has continually attempted to play off any criticism he receives from others, both online and IRL, as just some form of friendly [[no|teasing in good fun]]. The term [[unwarranted self importance]] truly fails to adequately describe [[Bikerfox]] since, for all intents and purposes, Frank's only apparent talent is his ability to spread his [[delicious cake|lie]]s to the public. Frank is a prime example of how the "I don't care what people think, I'm gonna be who I want to be" life-philosophy tends to be a common mantra of [[retards|people]] who rarely consider whether they in fact <i>should</i>. <BR><BR><BR> | [[Some argue|Some question]] whether Frank may in fact be some manner of uber troll - [[ED]] assures you that he is in fact one of the most shameless [[ego|megalomaniac]]s on the internet. Frank enjoys [[Victim complex|playing the victim]] any chance he gets and has continually attempted to play off any criticism he receives from others, both online and IRL, as just some form of friendly [[no|teasing in good fun]]. The term [[unwarranted self importance]] truly fails to adequately describe [[Bikerfox]] since, for all intents and purposes, Frank's only apparent talent is his ability to spread his [[delicious cake|lie]]s to the public. Frank is a prime example of how the "I don't care what people think, I'm gonna be who I want to be" life-philosophy tends to be a common mantra of [[retards|people]] who rarely consider whether they in fact <i>should</i>. <BR><BR><BR> | ||
== | ==Who Is Bikerfox?== | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Please stop..you don't know what this is doing to us]] | [[Image:Bikerfox2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Please stop..you don't know what this is doing to us]] | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox in BMX magazine.JPG|thumb|right|375px|Bikerfox called out on his [[IRL]] faggotry. Apparently he's learned nothing from it.]] | [[Image:Bikerfox in BMX magazine.JPG|thumb|right|375px|Bikerfox called out on his [[IRL]] faggotry. Apparently he's learned nothing from it.]] | ||
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== | ==Self Promotion Faggotry== | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox threatens lolsuits.JPG|thumb|right|420px|Bikerfox is also fan of [[lolsuit]]s]] | [[Image:Bikerfox threatens lolsuits.JPG|thumb|right|420px|Bikerfox is also fan of [[lolsuit]]s]] | ||
Yes...he wrote his own [[TOW]] article. | Yes...he wrote his own [[TOW]] article. | ||
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Upon its deletion Bikerfox provided even more lulz in his attempts to keep the article by claiming he was about to become a "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox&diff=next&oldid=189360278 superstar]" and "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_(2nd_nomination)&diff=prev&oldid=188093103 I'm a multi-millionaire]". Unfortunately for Frank, none of it worked (see one of his sockpuppets [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:68.12.57.246#Final_warning talk pages] for moar). His level of [[ego|megalomania]] would almost be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic, seeing as few have ever attempted to promote so much from so little. | Upon its deletion Bikerfox provided even more lulz in his attempts to keep the article by claiming he was about to become a "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox&diff=next&oldid=189360278 superstar]" and "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_(2nd_nomination)&diff=prev&oldid=188093103 I'm a multi-millionaire]". Unfortunately for Frank, none of it worked (see one of his sockpuppets [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:68.12.57.246#Final_warning talk pages] for moar). His level of [[ego|megalomania]] would almost be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic, seeing as few have ever attempted to promote so much from so little. | ||
'''<big>UPDATE:</big> '''His [[TOW]] article <s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:COI/N#Bikerfox is up for deletion (again)]</s> '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_%282nd_nomination%29 | '''<big>UPDATE:</big> '''His [[TOW]] article <s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:COI/N#Bikerfox is up for deletion (again)]</s> '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_%282nd_nomination%29 '''DELETED!''']. | ||
==Lulzy | ==Lulzy Attempts to Keep His Article== | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox bribe Feb 11 2007.png|thumb|center|900px|An attempt to bribe the Wikipedia admins. Also a good example of his delusion (1st nomination for deletion [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox&diff=prev&oldid=107262695])]] | [[Image:Bikerfox bribe Feb 11 2007.png|thumb|center|900px|An attempt to bribe the Wikipedia admins. Also a good example of his delusion (1st nomination for deletion [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox&diff=prev&oldid=107262695])]] | ||
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=IRL Pedo= | ==IRL Pedo== | ||
[[Image:1000px-Bikerfox is a pedo.JPG|thumb|center|1000px|[http://revision3.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-1119.html Frank loves him some loli]]] | [[Image:1000px-Bikerfox is a pedo.JPG|thumb|center|1000px|[http://revision3.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-1119.html Frank loves him some loli]]] | ||
[[Image:Pedobear peeking.png|right|60px|loli?]] | [[Image:Pedobear peeking.png|right|60px|loli?]] | ||
Bikerfox is a very creepy old man. But not only this, he's displayed some disturbing tendencies IRL as well. One visit to any of his websites and something will jump out at you immediately. Frank spends suspicious amounts of time pursuing very uncomfortable looking [[jb|underage girls]] and coercing them to take pictures with him every chance he gets. This is to the point that he posts every [[cp|picture]] he can get with on his webpage(s) with any girls who happen to have had the misfortune of meeting him, most likely to try and convince people he is [[No|popular with the opposite sex]]. He demonstrates the similar disturbing behavior on his Myspace(s) as well, a large number of the girls on his [[friends]] list being underage as well, several being '''only 14 or 15 years old''' [http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol] [http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol2]. It is important to note that this man is nearly 50 years old. | Bikerfox is a very creepy old man. But not only this, he's displayed some disturbing tendencies IRL as well. One visit to any of his websites and something will jump out at you immediately. Frank spends suspicious amounts of time pursuing very uncomfortable looking [[jb|underage girls]] and coercing them to take pictures with him every chance he gets. This is to the point that he posts every [[cp|picture]] he can get with on his webpage(s) with any girls who happen to have had the misfortune of meeting him, most likely to try and convince people he is [[No|popular with the opposite sex]]. He demonstrates the similar disturbing behavior on his Myspace(s) as well, a large number of the girls on his [[friends]] list being underage as well, several being '''only 14 or 15 years old''' [http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol] [http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol2]. It is important to note that this man is nearly 50 years old. | ||
Most disturbingly though, he also enjoys recording [[loli|underage]] highschool cheerleaders and putting the [http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/ footage on his website without permission]. This seems to be a common pattern of behavior with Bikerfox and since he remains [[fbi|unv&]] it would probably be a wise thing to keep your kids away from him. Srsly, can you explain all this [[sick fuck|Frank]]? {{clear}} | Most disturbingly though, he also enjoys recording [[loli|underage]] highschool cheerleaders and putting the [https://web.archive.org/web/20090829124211/http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/ footage on his website without permission]. This seems to be a common pattern of behavior with Bikerfox and since he remains [[fbi|unv&]] it would probably be a wise thing to keep your kids away from him. Srsly, can you explain all this [[sick fuck|Frank]]? {{clear}} | ||
[[Image:1050px-Bikerfox thread pedo.JPG|thumb|center|1050px|[http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/archive/index.php/t-350.html IRL Pedo!]]] | [[Image:1050px-Bikerfox thread pedo.JPG|thumb|center|1050px|[http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/archive/index.php/t-350.html IRL Pedo!]]] | ||
[[Image:Chris Hanson peek.jpg|120px|left|Take a seat, Bikerfox]] | [[Image:Chris Hanson peek.jpg|120px|left|Take a seat, Bikerfox]] | ||
[[Image:BikerLulz.jpg|thumb|700px|thumb|center|Bikerfox: The [[LoganSperman2|pied piper of pedos]] [http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/] ]] | [[Image:BikerLulz.jpg|thumb|700px|thumb|center|Bikerfox: The [[LoganSperman2|pied piper of pedos]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20070604192715/http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/] ]] | ||
Another attempt at getting kids to fall in love with him. Pedo? Yessum. Homo? Indeed. What kid is going to know the fucking meaning of 'Cogitate'? It sounds too much like masturbate. Subliminal messaging = WIN; Bikerpedo = FAIL. | Another attempt at getting kids to fall in love with him. Pedo? Yessum. Homo? Indeed. What kid is going to know the fucking meaning of 'Cogitate'? It sounds too much like masturbate. Subliminal messaging = WIN; Bikerpedo = FAIL. | ||
[[File:Bikerfox rape.jpg|320px|center|Bikerfox gonna rape your daughter]] | |||
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[[ | ==Bikerfox Arrested!== | ||
[[File:Bikerfox mugshot.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bikerfox's recent mugshot. it'll only be a matter of time before he's charged for [[pedophilia|more serious crimes]]. Also, for some reason, he looks like Riff Raff.]] | |||
[[ | [[File:Bikerfox_Tulsa_county_jail.jpg|thumb|right|The sex offender database isn't far off.]] | ||
Bikerfox was arrested in October, 2007, for '''"Bike Rage"'''. Apparently, he became quite angry and [http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=347834 threw his bike at a motorist] who had been trying to do the world a favour by putting Frank out of his misery. Frank is, of course, praying that he will be found guilty since a [[prison]] sentence would in fact mean plenty of daily powerbottom [[buttsecks]] and the steady diet of [[cum|protein]] necessary for him to [[Faggotry|perform at a consistently high level]]. | |||
[[File:BIkerFoxFeg.JPG|thumb|right|170px|Bixerfox, the self-hating homosexual, tries to make light of his october mishap.]] | |||
==Reality TV?== | ==Reality TV?== | ||
At the moment, Bikerfox is also trying to get his own [[television|Reality TV]] show launched as well. We shit you not. This makes sense though because, really, who wouldn't want to watch the day to day life of an over-the-hill, balding, mulleted, talentless, 50 year old, poser, cosplay, pedophile...[[amirite]]? | At the moment, Bikerfox is also trying to get his own [[television|Reality TV]] show launched as well. We shit you not. This makes sense though because, really, who wouldn't want to watch the day to day life of an over-the-hill, balding, mulleted, talentless, 50 year old, poser, cosplay, pedophile...[[amirite]]? | ||
Biker Fox also recently became a true [[Put Shoe On Head|shoe on head]] advocate [http://bikerfox.com/livevideo/ setting up several webcams in his home/workplace], lol he sells used car parts IRL. (IE only. username: bikerfox, pass: bikerfox). <br> | Biker Fox also recently became a true [[Put Shoe On Head|shoe on head]] advocate [https://web.archive.org/web/20080317015747/http://bikerfox.com/livevideo/ setting up several webcams in his home/workplace], lol he sells used car parts IRL. (IE only. username: bikerfox, pass: bikerfox). <br> | ||
==Dubious Business Practices== | ==Dubious Business Practices== | ||
As noted, Frank is [http://www.billionsandtrillionsinc.com a used car part salesman IRL] under the business names '''Billions and Trillions''', '''MonopolyParts.com''' and '''GTOPartsGuru.com''. Recent research has also revealed that Frank is known for [[Theft|extortionate price gouging]] and [[Jew gold|unscrupulous business practices]]. He even tried to rip off a dirt poor soldier in Iraq despite having championed himself as a [[Republican|patriotic right winger]] in the past - please see | [[File:Bikerfox scumbag.jpg|thumb|center|600px|..Its spelled "schmuck" Frank]]<br> | ||
As noted, Frank is [http://www.billionsandtrillionsinc.com a used car part salesman IRL] under the business names '''Billions and Trillions''', '''MonopolyParts.com''' and '''GTOPartsGuru.com''. Recent research has also revealed that Frank is known for [[Theft|extortionate price gouging]] and [[Jew gold|unscrupulous business practices]]. He even tried to rip off a dirt poor soldier in Iraq despite having championed himself as a [[Republican|patriotic right winger]] in the past - please see [http://www.oldsmobileforums.com/forums/showpost.php?s=665e91993bd753f83edf51b10f6b37a3&p=8746&postcount=20 proof of his scandals here]. <br /> | |||
==Moar Faggotry== | ==Moar Faggotry== | ||
[[ | [[File:BikerFoxQueen.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Bikerfox recently decided he wanted to be [[Muhammad Cartoons|as popular as the Danish.]]]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Bikerfox pedo1.jpg|thumb|right|240px|Your daughter is relevant to his interests]] | ||
Frank recently appeared on a [[Sweden|Swedish]] TV show called "Hundra Höjdare" wherein [[wikipedia:Filip_Hammar_&_Fredrik_Wikingsson|Fredrik and Filip]], two [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolls]], who regularly seek strange people to investigate, interviewed Bikerfox at his home. | Frank recently appeared on a [[Sweden|Swedish]] TV show called "Hundra Höjdare" wherein [[wikipedia:Filip_Hammar_&_Fredrik_Wikingsson|Fredrik and Filip]], two [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolls]], who regularly seek strange people to investigate, interviewed Bikerfox at his home. Frank proceeds with his [[unfunny|wacky]] fucktardedness, [[trying too hard|attempting]] to impress viewers by [[tranny|dressing up as an old lady]] (see: Norman Bates), screaming like an [[aspie]] for no reason, falling off his bike...essentially the same faggotry as always (apparently Frank doesn't treat his employees very well). The interview starts with the announcer calling him the [[ADD|ADHD Man]] (Used in Sweden as an insult meaning hyperactive/annoying/obnoxious). Throughout the interview, the interviewers keep making fun of him,talking behind his back and so forth. | ||
Frank proceeds with his [[unfunny|wacky]] fucktardedness, [[trying too hard|attempting]] to impress viewers by [[tranny|dressing up as an old lady]] (see: Norman Bates), screaming like an [[aspie]] for no reason, falling off his bike...essentially the same faggotry as always (apparently Frank doesn't treat his employees very well). The interview starts with the announcer calling him the [[ADD|ADHD Man]] (Used in Sweden as an insult meaning hyperactive/annoying/obnoxious). Throughout the interview, the interviewers keep making fun of him,talking behind his back and so forth. | |||
<center><youtube>nwZDtnPEXLU</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>nwZDtnPEXLU</youtube></center> | ||
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File:BFMovie NotFaik.png|The [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1528268/ Bikerfox movie]. Reviews are totally [[Lie|NOT FAKE!]] | |||
File:Dildo bike.JPG|A diagram of Bikerfox's seat | |||
File:Bikerfox_with_Grandma_lolwut.jpg|[[Fact|His grandmother is the only sexual partner he's ever had]]. | |||
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<big>'''Interviewer''': "What's the difference between Bikerfox and Frank?" <BR> | <big>'''Interviewer''': "What's the difference between Bikerfox and Frank?" <BR> | ||
'''Bikerfox''': "[[Michael Jackson|Well, Frank's more of a serious business man, and Bikerfox is this kid who likes to play out in the street]]."</big> | '''Bikerfox''': "[[Michael Jackson|Well, Frank's more of a serious business man, and Bikerfox is this kid who likes to play out in the street]]."</big> | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Arrested... | ==Arrested...Again== | ||
[[ | [[file:Bikerfox_owned_by_cop.jpg|thumb|right|]] | ||
Currently '''Bikerfox''' is still displaying his man-wares at various underage girls on [[MySpace]]. However, recently it seems there was an outbreak of [[common sense]] by his local PD. Bikerfox was arrested, yet again, this time for [http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/12/09/tulsa-tuesday-biker-fox-arrested/ assaulting a police officer]. Essentially, Frank was fucking with a Tulsa county officer who promptly [[pwnd]] his over-the-hill ass with a swift beating. | Currently '''Bikerfox''' is still displaying his man-wares at various underage girls on [[MySpace]]. However, recently it seems there was an outbreak of [[common sense]] by his local PD. Bikerfox was arrested, yet again, this time for [http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/12/09/tulsa-tuesday-biker-fox-arrested/ assaulting a police officer]. Essentially, Frank was fucking with a Tulsa county officer who promptly [[pwnd]] his over-the-hill ass with a swift beating. | ||
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Basically, lulz. | Basically, lulz. | ||
[[ | [[File:Bikerfag.jpg|thumb|left|Bikerfox posing with 2 young girls, and he appears to be smuggling a Mexican in his tights.]] | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{Quote|1=Biker Fox is not as bad as you would think, I would know, [[LOL WUT|I am his Publicist]]|2='''[[User:FoxyPublicist | {{Quote|1=Biker Fox is not as bad as you would think, I would know, [[LOL WUT|I am his Publicist]]|2='''[[User:Yuhavenoaccount|"FoxyPublicist," Bikerfox's publicist]]'''|3=...soon to be raped by him.|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
{{Quote|1=self-es-teem \,sel-fe'steem\ n. 1 : a proper satisfaction with one's own worth 2 : [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|an inflated opinion of one's own worth]].|2=Bikerfox's website|color=silver|size=360%}} | {{Quote|1=self-es-teem \,sel-fe'steem\ n. 1 : a proper satisfaction with one's own worth 2 : [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|an inflated opinion of one's own worth]].|2=Bikerfox's website|color=silver|size=360%}} | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:Bikerfox5.jpg|[[pedophile|Frank P. DeLarzelere]] wrongly doesn't have [[Disease|body dysmorphia]]. | Image:Bikerfox5.jpg|[[pedophile|Frank P. DeLarzelere]] wrongly doesn't have [[Disease|body dysmorphia]]. | ||
Image:Bikerfox sglasses.jpg|buffoon | Image:Bikerfox sglasses.jpg|buffoon | ||
Image:Bikerfox get off the internet.jpg|[[pedophile|Frank P. DeLarzelere]] takes advantage of his [[Pedophile|Bikerfox]] photo shoots to fart. | Image:Bikerfox get off the internet.jpg|[[pedophile|Frank P. DeLarzelere]] takes advantage of his [[Pedophile|Bikerfox]] photo shoots to fart. | ||
Image:Bikerfox3.jpg|[[Pedophile|C'mon ladies, he promises he won't vomit in your hair]]. | Image:Bikerfox3.jpg|[[Pedophile|C'mon ladies, he promises he won't vomit in your hair]]. | ||
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Image:Bikerfoxfaggot.jpg|hideous | Image:Bikerfoxfaggot.jpg|hideous | ||
Image:Bikerfag3.jpg|He should get his brain pierced for his next photo shoot. | Image:Bikerfag3.jpg|He should get his brain pierced for his next photo shoot. | ||
Image:Bikerfox holy shit what a fag.jpg|What the fuck is he thinking?!?!? | Image:Bikerfox holy shit what a fag.jpg|What the fuck is he thinking?!?!? | ||
Image:Bikerfox fag jump.jpg|...no, [[ | Image:Bikerfox fag jump.jpg|...no, [[not gay]] at all. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>|}} | ||
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== <big>Trivia</big> == | == <big>Trivia</big> == | ||
*Claims he is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the first person ever to do a front-flip-exit off of a mountain bike. An outright lie. [http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/default.aspx You will not find the record anywhere] | |||
*'''Bikerfox''' <s> [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bikerfox&dir=prev&action=history writes his own TOW Article]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Bikerfox]</s> [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_%282nd_nomination%29 '''DELETED!''']. | |||
*Claims he is in the | |||
*'''Bikerfox''' <s> [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bikerfox&dir=prev&action=history writes his own TOW Article]? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Bikerfox]</s> [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Bikerfox_%282nd_nomination%29 | |||
*Is proud that he changed his name to Bikerfox and trademarked it [http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=12337479] [http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=12337479]. | *Is proud that he changed his name to Bikerfox and trademarked it [http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=12337479] [http://www.oscn.net/applications/ocisweb/getpartyrecord.asp?partynamesid=12337479]. | ||
*Has recently found out that [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bikerfox&diff=next&oldid=1997388607 vandalism] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bikerfox&diff=1997405520&oldid=1997405517 is pointless]. So has his "[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:FoxyPublicist publicist]." | *Has recently found out that [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bikerfox&diff=next&oldid=1997388607 vandalism] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bikerfox&diff=1997405520&oldid=1997405517 is pointless]. So has his "[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:FoxyPublicist publicist]." | ||
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*[[Shit nobody cares about|He clearly know nuffing about bikes, he has bar ends on downhill bars, only a complet fag would do this!!!!]] | *[[Shit nobody cares about|He clearly know nuffing about bikes, he has bar ends on downhill bars, only a complet fag would do this!!!!]] | ||
== | == External Links == | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox YouTube comment July 08.png|frame|right|600px]] | [[Image:Bikerfox YouTube comment July 08.png|frame|right|600px]] | ||
[[Image:Bikerfox-YouTube Channel.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Now on [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bikerfox les tubes]]] | [[Image:Bikerfox-YouTube Channel.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Now on [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bikerfox les tubes]]] | ||
*'''[http://www.Bikerfox.com The Bikerfox website]''' - Full of fail. | *'''[http://www.Bikerfox.com The Bikerfox website]''' - Full of fail. | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|cu|bikerfox|Bikerfox on YouTube}} - '''Ripe for trollage.''' | ||
*[http://www.livevideo.com/BikerFox Bikerfox on LiveVideo] | *<s>[http://www.livevideo.com/BikerFox Bikerfox on LiveVideo]</s> | ||
*{{Myspace|3947967|Bikerfox's Myspace}} 26 years old? uh...no. | *<s>{{Myspace|3947967|Bikerfox's Myspace}}</s> 26 years old? uh...no. | ||
:His other Myspace pages: | :His other Myspace pages: | ||
::*[http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxcomedy Comedian?] | ::*[http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxcomedy Comedian?] | ||
::*[http://www.myspace.com/foxsubliminalfilms Director!?] | ::*[http://www.myspace.com/foxsubliminalfilms Director!?] | ||
::*[http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol2 Wat?!?] | ::*[http://www.myspace.com/bikerfoxidol2 Wat?!?] | ||
*[http://digg.com/users/bikerfox His Digg account] | *<s>[http://digg.com/users/bikerfox His Digg account]</s> | ||
*[http://www.bikerfox.com/glamourshots/index.htm His galleries of extreme faggotry] Your eyes will bleed. | *[http://www.bikerfox.com/glamourshots/index.htm His galleries of extreme faggotry] Your eyes will bleed. | ||
*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.showvids&friendID=3947967&n=3947967&MyToken=455037ae-8d09-4e61-9cc7-4e7b6f9175bf Other videos of his faggotry] | *[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.showvids&friendID=3947967&n=3947967&MyToken=455037ae-8d09-4e61-9cc7-4e7b6f9175bf Other videos of his faggotry] | ||
*[http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/member.php?s=bf6173d65bcaa314e7efc2a3f9b41b61&u=5659 Bikerfox on RideMonkey.com] | *[http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/member.php?s=bf6173d65bcaa314e7efc2a3f9b41b61&u=5659 Bikerfox on RideMonkey.com] | ||
*Groups on Myspace [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100222551&MyToken=6d81cf3b-dbb4-4ec1-b8c5-c5afbb374fa7] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=102015151&Mytoken=120F0F91-DAC4-47D7-91BEE7D06D59239B24263002] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=101115018&MyToken=f4277fd0-88c7-4961-b424-affc55da5be5] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100084349&MyToken=3c3f5e75-9389-4290-8fe9-d6c660208471] | *<s>Groups on Myspace [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100222551&MyToken=6d81cf3b-dbb4-4ec1-b8c5-c5afbb374fa7] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=102015151&Mytoken=120F0F91-DAC4-47D7-91BEE7D06D59239B24263002] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=101115018&MyToken=f4277fd0-88c7-4961-b424-affc55da5be5] [http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100084349&MyToken=3c3f5e75-9389-4290-8fe9-d6c660208471]</s> | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101537513 His biggest fanboy on Myspace] | *<s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101537513 His biggest fanboy on Myspace]</s> | ||
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=20079213 Another sad fanboy] - Except this one [[in the ass|works]] for him. | *<s>[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=20079213 Another sad fanboy]</s> - Except this one [[in the ass|works]] for him. | ||
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BikerFox A good definition of Bikerfox] | *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BikerFox A good definition of Bikerfox] | ||
*[http://juxtaposably.blogspot.com/2008/12/biker-fox-versus-peter-pan-creepy.html Bikerfox compared] with [[Peter Pan]]. Who's creepier? You decide. | *[http://juxtaposably.blogspot.com/2008/12/biker-fox-versus-peter-pan-creepy.html Bikerfox compared] with [[Peter Pan]]. Who's creepier? You decide. | ||
*[http://www.norco.com/insideout/terrible-norco-rumours-dispelled-part-1/ Nobody wants to sponsor you] His claims of having a deal with Norco dispelled. | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20080329151910/http://www.norco.com/insideout/terrible-norco-rumours-dispelled-part-1/ Nobody wants to sponsor you] His claims of having a deal with Norco dispelled. | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:07, 13 January 2023
Bikerfox (Powerword: Frank P. DeLarzelere) is a creepy 50 year old white trash lolcow and self promoting douchebag with an extreme case of USI. In recent years this skulleted old man (a shady used car part salesman from Tulsa IRL) has become known OTI purely for very extensive online faggotry. A pathological liar, he's about as desperate as they come, attempting to milk every ounce of e-fame he can from his asinine claims - spamming forums, MySpace, writing his own Wikipedia article, crashing bike expos and annoying pedestrians and drivers alike on the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma - all in some deluded pursuit to become an e-celebrity. In addition to this, Frank is also known as a loli hunter amongst the citizens of Tulsa as a result of his overt fixation with jailbait. Bikerfox's is one of the primary examples of how to fail hard at the internets, his galleries of faggotry are extensive, and unfortunately many young minds have already been scarred for life by Frank's online antics.
Internets "Fame"
It is important to note that Bikerfox's entire existence as a supposed e-celebrity has always been, and continues to be, solely the product of his own surgical machinations to promote his own name. Bikerfox's irl claim is that he is a "mountainbiking expert" who holds a Guinness Record as the first person ever to do a front-flip off of a mountainbike. It has become sweet irony that the entire platform for the supposed "e-fame" has been revealed to be an outright lie (you will not find the record in the Guinness database). A clear case of a mid-life crisis, he has attempted to promote himself in any way possible. He has consistently sought to portray himself in the manner of a "wacky" rebel, but comes across as creepy, over-the-hill, 5th rate Tony Robbins, spewing plagiarized life philosophies he read off a bumper sticker as if they were his own like some wannabe guru. Frank's social ineptitude, strange behavior around young women, lack of any self-conscious restraint, and extensive history of online faggotry, tend to suggest an appropriate denouement.
Some question whether Frank may in fact be some manner of uber troll - ED assures you that he is in fact one of the most shameless megalomaniacs on the internet. Frank enjoys playing the victim any chance he gets and has continually attempted to play off any criticism he receives from others, both online and IRL, as just some form of friendly teasing in good fun. The term unwarranted self importance truly fails to adequately describe Bikerfox since, for all intents and purposes, Frank's only apparent talent is his ability to spread his lies to the public. Frank is a prime example of how the "I don't care what people think, I'm gonna be who I want to be" life-philosophy tends to be a common mantra of people who rarely consider whether they in fact should.
Who Is Bikerfox?
Bikerfox showing his skillz...or lack thereof (Tonight Show audition tape lol)
Previous Video | Next Video |
Self Promotion Faggotry
Yes...he wrote his own TOW article.
EDiot research revealed that Frank wrote his own TOW article [4] Deleted. Being warned about TOW's auto-biography rules didn't stop him of course as he continued to edit and promote his own article (through a shitload of sockpuppets). He even tried to bribe tow admins (see below) to keep the article from being deleted (note admittance of writing his own article).
Upon its deletion Bikerfox provided even more lulz in his attempts to keep the article by claiming he was about to become a "superstar" and "I'm a multi-millionaire". Unfortunately for Frank, none of it worked (see one of his sockpuppets talk pages for moar). His level of megalomania would almost be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic, seeing as few have ever attempted to promote so much from so little.
UPDATE: His TOW article is up for deletion (again) DELETED!.
Lulzy Attempts to Keep His Article
IRL Pedo
Bikerfox is a very creepy old man. But not only this, he's displayed some disturbing tendencies IRL as well. One visit to any of his websites and something will jump out at you immediately. Frank spends suspicious amounts of time pursuing very uncomfortable looking underage girls and coercing them to take pictures with him every chance he gets. This is to the point that he posts every picture he can get with on his webpage(s) with any girls who happen to have had the misfortune of meeting him, most likely to try and convince people he is popular with the opposite sex. He demonstrates the similar disturbing behavior on his Myspace(s) as well, a large number of the girls on his friends list being underage as well, several being only 14 or 15 years old [5] [6]. It is important to note that this man is nearly 50 years old.
Most disturbingly though, he also enjoys recording underage highschool cheerleaders and putting the footage on his website without permission. This seems to be a common pattern of behavior with Bikerfox and since he remains unv& it would probably be a wise thing to keep your kids away from him. Srsly, can you explain all this Frank?
File:BikerLulz.jpg Another attempt at getting kids to fall in love with him. Pedo? Yessum. Homo? Indeed. What kid is going to know the fucking meaning of 'Cogitate'? It sounds too much like masturbate. Subliminal messaging = WIN; Bikerpedo = FAIL.
Bikerfox Arrested!
Bikerfox was arrested in October, 2007, for "Bike Rage". Apparently, he became quite angry and threw his bike at a motorist who had been trying to do the world a favour by putting Frank out of his misery. Frank is, of course, praying that he will be found guilty since a prison sentence would in fact mean plenty of daily powerbottom buttsecks and the steady diet of protein necessary for him to perform at a consistently high level.
Reality TV?
At the moment, Bikerfox is also trying to get his own Reality TV show launched as well. We shit you not. This makes sense though because, really, who wouldn't want to watch the day to day life of an over-the-hill, balding, mulleted, talentless, 50 year old, poser, cosplay, pedophile...amirite?
Biker Fox also recently became a true shoe on head advocate setting up several webcams in his home/workplace, lol he sells used car parts IRL. (IE only. username: bikerfox, pass: bikerfox).
Dubious Business Practices
As noted, Frank is a used car part salesman IRL under the business names Billions and Trillions', MonopolyParts.com and GTOPartsGuru.com. Recent research has also revealed that Frank is known for extortionate price gouging and unscrupulous business practices. He even tried to rip off a dirt poor soldier in Iraq despite having championed himself as a patriotic right winger in the past - please see proof of his scandals here.
Moar Faggotry
Frank recently appeared on a Swedish TV show called "Hundra Höjdare" wherein Fredrik and Filip, two IRL trolls, who regularly seek strange people to investigate, interviewed Bikerfox at his home. Frank proceeds with his wacky fucktardedness, attempting to impress viewers by dressing up as an old lady (see: Norman Bates), screaming like an aspie for no reason, falling off his bike...essentially the same faggotry as always (apparently Frank doesn't treat his employees very well). The interview starts with the announcer calling him the ADHD Man (Used in Sweden as an insult meaning hyperactive/annoying/obnoxious). Throughout the interview, the interviewers keep making fun of him,talking behind his back and so forth.
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The Bikerfox movie. Reviews are totally NOT FAKE!
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A diagram of Bikerfox's seat
Interviewer: "What's the difference between Bikerfox and Frank?"
Bikerfox: "Well, Frank's more of a serious business man, and Bikerfox is this kid who likes to play out in the street."
Arrested...Again
Currently Bikerfox is still displaying his man-wares at various underage girls on MySpace. However, recently it seems there was an outbreak of common sense by his local PD. Bikerfox was arrested, yet again, this time for assaulting a police officer. Essentially, Frank was fucking with a Tulsa county officer who promptly pwnd his over-the-hill ass with a swift beating.
"I was beat up choked and hurt by the Tulsa Police Yesterday. The hate of one Tulsa cop could bring down the Whole Police force. The other cops are sitting around laughing. The news reporter from channel 6 was laughing. She thought it was funny the Police assaulted BF, see kids the Police are not your friend. Why? Because most of the other cops support the haters in the Force. The good cops support the hate of the bad cops. Go figure?" - from his whiny blog about the incident
Basically, lulz.
Quotes
—"FoxyPublicist," Bikerfox's publicist, ...soon to be raped by him. |
—Bikerfox's website |
Gallery
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Frank P. DeLarzelere wrongly doesn't have body dysmorphia.
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buffoon
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Frank P. DeLarzelere takes advantage of his Bikerfox photo shoots to fart.
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hideous
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He should get his brain pierced for his next photo shoot.
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What the fuck is he thinking?!?!?
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...no, not gay at all.
Trivia
- Claims he is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the first person ever to do a front-flip-exit off of a mountain bike. An outright lie. You will not find the record anywhere
- Bikerfox
writes his own TOW Article? [7]DELETED!. - Is proud that he changed his name to Bikerfox and trademarked it [8] [9].
- Has recently found out that vandalism is pointless. So has his "publicist."
- Enjoys sockpuppetry on TOW [10][11][12][13][14].
- Since being arrested for "Bike rage" he has had quite a bit of trouble riding his bike for more than a few minutes at a time.
- You will easily find Bikerfox forum threads on various sites where some anonymous faggot is spamming bullshit like "Hey check this guy out he's awesome!" or "Bikerfox, he's destined for big things!" These are invariably made by himself through socks or some extremely sad fanboy who actually admires him.
- Thinks riding a bike all day is good for him, though the amount of cardio he does has been shown to cause a deficiency in Human Growth Hormone and Testosterone. Both of which are needed for an aging man to stay healthy. He is slowly but surely becoming an hero, without knowing it.
- According to his website and some self-serving videos, he is single, never married and never, ever loved... Noone ever will for that matter.
- Uses a company called Geek Rescue for computer tech support. Call 918-369-4335 and tell them that you are Biker Fox and you need an onsite call for some retarded reason. At $100 an hour, who could go wrong.
- His bike is at least 10 years old, which is over 9000 in human years and is totaly crap, was good in the 90's but shit now...
- He clearly know nuffing about bikes, he has bar ends on downhill bars, only a complet fag would do this!!!!
External Links
- The Bikerfox website - Full of fail.
- Bikerfox on YouTube - Ripe for trollage.
Bikerfox on LiveVideoBikerfox's Myspace26 years old? uh...no.
- His other Myspace pages:
His Digg account- His galleries of extreme faggotry Your eyes will bleed.
- Other videos of his faggotry
- Bikerfox on RideMonkey.com
Groups on Myspace [15] [16] [17] [18]His biggest fanboy on MyspaceAnother sad fanboy- Except this one works for him.- A good definition of Bikerfox
- Bikerfox compared with Peter Pan. Who's creepier? You decide.
- Nobody wants to sponsor you His claims of having a deal with Norco dispelled.
YTMND's
See Also
—Bikerfox |
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Featured article August 18, 2008 | ||
Preceded by Church of Fudge |
Bikerfox | Succeeded by LOLympic Games |