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==Drama and Events from | {{time}} | ||
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a great year for ED in regards to publicity. However, this was the last year when the internet wasn't completely garbage yet like it is now in {{CURRENTYEAR}}. Also, our comrade [[ODB]] became an hero; RIP. | |||
Need a recap of what happened [[2009|last year]]? We've got you covered. | |||
==Drama and Events from {{PAGENAME}}== | |||
===January=== | ===January=== | ||
[[Image:Watt-satire.jpg|thumb|right|Watt is satire?]] | [[Image:Watt-satire.jpg|thumb|right|Watt is satire?]] | ||
*Aboriginal page found by a [[Steve Hodder-Watt|local ape]]. | *Aboriginal page found by a [[Steve Hodder-Watt|local ape]]. | ||
:The [[Australia]]n Media [http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/google-agrees-to-take-down-racist-site- | :The [[Australia]]n Media [http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/google-agrees-to-take-down-racist-site-{{PAGENAME}}0115-maxd.html goes apeshit] over the Aboriginal article. [[Some argue]] it was [[User:Bunbajee|Bunbajee]] who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was [[Banhammer|richly rewarded for his efforts.]] | ||
*[[Australia]] bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation | *[[Australia]] bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation | ||
:Oops, you're a pedo! | :Oops, you're a pedo! | ||
*[[Dramasetter]] arrested | *[[Dramasetter]] arrested | ||
:Broadcasted live to you in [[EQ2]]'s Nagafen server! | :Broadcasted live to you in [[EQ2]]'s Nagafen server! | ||
*[[drp1zza]]'s [[Drpizza#Feline_AIDS|kittytrolled]] | *[[drp1zza]]'s [[Drpizza#Feline_AIDS|kittytrolled]] | ||
:lol, aids. | :lol, aids. | ||
*[[Ellie Light]] defends [[Obama]] | *[[Ellie Light]] defends [[Obama]] | ||
:Emails bomb towns and cities across [[America]]. | :Emails bomb towns and cities across [[America]]. | ||
*[[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] launched by [[GNAA|gay niggers]] | *[[Firefox XPS IRC Attack]] launched by [[GNAA|gay niggers]] | ||
:[[Freenode]] destroyed. Again. | :[[Freenode]] destroyed. Again. | ||
*[[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]] published | *[[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]] published | ||
:New disease discovered and treatment recommended. | :New disease discovered and treatment recommended. | ||
*[[Haiti]] blows the fuck up. | *[[Haiti]] blows the fuck up. | ||
:Starting the year off right. | :Starting the year off right. | ||
*[[iPad]] announced. | *[[iPad]] announced. | ||
:Wait... that's really what they're calling it? | :Wait... that's really what they're calling it? | ||
*[[Jay Leno]] trolled | *[[Jay Leno]] trolled | ||
:Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag | :Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag | ||
*[[Mill Park Tree]] destroyed | *[[Mill Park Tree]] destroyed | ||
:And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :( | :And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :( | ||
*[[Polandball]] meme spread | *[[Polandball]] meme spread | ||
:[[Krautchan]] teaches us about Poland's inability to space | :[[Krautchan]] teaches us about Poland's inability to space | ||
*[[Shadow]] beheaded | *[[Shadow]] beheaded | ||
:A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit. | :A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit. | ||
*[[Weev]] elected president of a reunited [[GNAA]] | *[[Weev]] elected president of a reunited [[GNAA]] | ||
:Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say. | :Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say. | ||
===February=== | ===February=== | ||
*[[Angie The Atheist]] tweets her [[abortion]] live. | *[[Angie The Atheist]] tweets her [[abortion]] live. | ||
:Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed. | :Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed. | ||
*[[Dramatic Times]] founded. | *[[Dramatic Times]] founded. | ||
:It's ED in ur inbox. | :It's ED in ur inbox. | ||
*[[Mickyy Moo]] is named the "Queen of the [[Trolls]]" | *[[Mickyy Moo]] is named the "Queen of the [[Trolls]]" | ||
*[[Epic Beard Man]] beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus | *[[Epic Beard Man]] beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus | ||
:fanny pack boosts strength | :fanny pack boosts strength | ||
*[[Facebook login]] problems cause widespread meltdown | *[[Facebook login]] problems cause widespread meltdown | ||
:WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR | :WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR | ||
*[[Fat Man]] trolls [[sp|/sp/]] | *[[Fat Man]] trolls [[sp|/sp/]] | ||
:/sp/ trolls Fat Man. | :/sp/ trolls Fat Man. | ||
*[[Grace Saunders]] joins the ED scene | *[[Grace Saunders]] joins the ED scene | ||
:He eats his fruits and veggies | :He eats his fruits and veggies | ||
*[[Jim Bunning]] takes a stand for the American taxpayer | *[[Jim Bunning]] takes a stand for the American taxpayer | ||
:Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart | :Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart | ||
*[[Nodar Kumaritashvili]] starts the Olympics off right | *[[Nodar Kumaritashvili]] starts the Olympics off right | ||
:gets blamed for not being able to turn | :gets blamed for not being able to turn | ||
*[[Operation Titstorm]] happens. | *[[Operation Titstorm]] happens. | ||
:[[Anonymous]] fights [[Australia]]n censorship. | :[[Anonymous]] fights [[Australia]]n censorship. | ||
*[[Pennsylvania Pedo Cam]] | |||
*[[Pennsylvania Pedo Cam]] | |||
:turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history | :turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history | ||
*[[Robot Unicorn Attack]] fags up the internet | *[[Robot Unicorn Attack]] fags up the internet | ||
:/v/ destroyed | :/v/ destroyed | ||
*[[VampiricSpektor]] throws a fit all over youtube | *[[VampiricSpektor]] throws a fit all over youtube | ||
:[[Cyberbullying]] experts on YouTube [[taking down ED]]. Again. | :[[Cyberbullying]] experts on YouTube [[taking down ED]]. Again. | ||
*[[Verizon]] blocks access to [[4chan]] | *[[Verizon]] blocks access to [[4chan]] | ||
:Millions bored. | :Millions bored. | ||
*[[STOFlames]] and ''Star Trek Online'' open | *[[STOFlames]] and ''Star Trek Online'' open | ||
:Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right? | :Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right? | ||
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*[[Alexis Pilkington Syndrome]] occurs | *[[Alexis Pilkington Syndrome]] occurs | ||
:Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves | :Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves | ||
*[[Angel Locsin]] throws a fit on [[twitter]] about [[ED]] | *[[Angel Locsin]] throws a fit on [[twitter]] about [[ED]] | ||
:700,000 [[phillipines|very ugly people]] curse us. | :700,000 [[phillipines|very ugly people]] curse us. | ||
*[[Australian Media ED Interview|An anonymous sysop]] interviewed by [[Australia]]n media | *[[Australian Media ED Interview|An anonymous sysop]] interviewed by [[Australia]]n media | ||
:taking the five people who read it to school. | :taking the five people who read it to school. | ||
*[[Cheeseburger Josh]] wants his fucking cheeseburger | *[[Cheeseburger Josh]] wants his fucking cheeseburger | ||
:gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs | :gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs | ||
*[[Christian Spanking Blogs]] discovered | *[[Christian Spanking Blogs]] discovered | ||
:laughed at | :laughed at | ||
*[[Deeker]] discovered | *[[Deeker]] discovered | ||
:Diapercult! | :Diapercult! | ||
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]] occurs in Niger. | *[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]] occurs in Niger. | ||
:About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene. | :About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene. | ||
*[[Gorgeous George]] files a [[lolsuit]] against three [[goon]]s. | *[[Gorgeous George]] files a [[lolsuit]] against three [[goon]]s. | ||
:Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court. | :Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court. | ||
*[[Joseph Evers]] contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article | *[[Joseph Evers]] contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article | ||
:[http://www.blog.encyclopediadramatica.com/?p=84 Response], later covered by ninemsn and CBS news. | :[http://www.blog.encyclopediadramatica.com/?p=84 Response], later covered by ninemsn and CBS news. | ||
*[[moot]] gets sick of [[Kimmo Alm]] | *[[moot]] gets sick of [[Kimmo Alm]] | ||
:Sicks his doggs | :Sicks his doggs | ||
*Obamacare bill passed, causing [[Health Care Rage]] | *Obamacare bill passed, causing [[Health Care Rage]] | ||
:ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers. | :ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers. | ||
*[[Parry Aftab]] goes on the Today Show | *[[Parry Aftab]] goes on the Today Show | ||
:Trolling's been a felony for 4 years! | :Trolling's been a felony for 4 years! | ||
*[[Quiptxt Day]] | *[[Quiptxt Day]] | ||
:Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter. | :Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter. | ||
*[[Real Life Super Hero]]s enter the scene, showing us just how [[Virgin|tragic life can be]]. | *[[Real Life Super Hero]]s enter the scene, showing us just how [[Virgin|tragic life can be]]. | ||
:[[Ediots]] aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex. | :[[Ediots]] aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex. | ||
*[[Trololo]] bullshit | *[[Trololo]] bullshit | ||
:I just don't get it | :I just don't get it | ||
*[[Vampiricspektor]] buttdances his way into our hearts | *[[Vampiricspektor]] buttdances his way into our hearts | ||
:I ''hate'' faggots. | :I ''hate'' faggots. | ||
*[[Derek Smart]] obtains Quest Online, USI grows | *[[Derek Smart]] obtains Quest Online, USI grows | ||
:Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play! | :Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play! | ||
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*[[Boobquake]] trolls Muslims | *[[Boobquake]] trolls Muslims | ||
:causes earthquake | :causes earthquake | ||
*[[Brenlo]] fired from [[SOE]] | *[[Brenlo]] fired from [[SOE]] | ||
:Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like [[911|planes and towers]] | :Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like [[911|planes and towers]] | ||
*[[Deeker]] featured | *[[Deeker]] featured | ||
:Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years. | :Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years. | ||
*[[Deepwater Horizon]] oil spill | *[[Deepwater Horizon]] oil spill | ||
:I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me | :I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me | ||
*[[Fergie Olver]] goes viral | *[[Fergie Olver]] goes viral | ||
:Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12. | :Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12. | ||
*[[Fuckin Magnets]] | *[[Fuckin Magnets]] | ||
:How do they work? | :How do they work? | ||
*[[Kate's Birthday]] | *[[Kate's Birthday]] | ||
:<font size=1>[fake]</font> Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited! | :<font size=1>[fake]</font> Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited! | ||
*[[KFC Double Down]] released | *[[KFC Double Down]] released | ||
:urgh... | :urgh... | ||
*[[Iceland Volcano {{PAGENAME}}]] erupts | |||
*[[Iceland Volcano | |||
:not internet related, whatever | :not internet related, whatever | ||
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*[[Ministry of lol]] returns | *[[Ministry of lol]] returns | ||
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*[[MissHannahMinx]] article on TOW | *[[MissHannahMinx]] article on TOW | ||
:Yay fanboys! | :Yay fanboys! | ||
*[[Pandas]] vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations | *[[Pandas]] vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations | ||
:I blame the Jews | :I blame the Jews | ||
*[[Polish crash]] kills President of [[Poland]] | *[[Polish crash]] kills President of [[Poland]] | ||
:and 84 other government officials | :and 84 other government officials | ||
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:all over your facebook--> | :all over your facebook--> | ||
<!-- ALPHABETIZE UNDER THE CORRECT MONTH. THIS MEANS YOU PINK_POODLE luv shen --> | <!-- ALPHABETIZE UNDER THE CORRECT MONTH. THIS MEANS YOU PINK_POODLE luv shen --> | ||
*[[Rainbow blinkies]] ruined by HTML people after [http://boingboing.net/{{PAGENAME}}/04/08/blink-tag-considered.html getting rid of blinking from HTML code] | |||
*[[Rainbow blinkies]] ruined by HTML people after [http://boingboing.net/ | |||
:Good night, sweet prince | :Good night, sweet prince | ||
*[[Randi Harper]] AGAIN | *[[Randi Harper]] AGAIN | ||
:3 years later and she still hasn't learned | :3 years later and she still hasn't learned | ||
*[[South Park]] trolls [[Muslim]]s again | *[[South Park]] trolls [[Muslim]]s again | ||
:[[Revolution Muslim]] trolls back | :[[Revolution Muslim]] trolls back | ||
*[[The Human Centipede]] released | *[[The Human Centipede]] released | ||
:Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1 | :Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1 | ||
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===May=== | ===May=== | ||
*Torrential rainfall pwns [[Tennessee]] | *Torrential rainfall pwns [[Tennessee]] | ||
*[[Jack Bauer|24]], [[Lost]], [[Law and Order]] end | |||
*[[24]], [[Lost]], [[Law and Order]] end | |||
:the latter features [[moot]] causing some terrorism | :the latter features [[moot]] causing some terrorism | ||
*[[Catherine Deveny]] recommends sex to 11-year-old girl | |||
*[[Catherine Deveny]] recommends sex to 11 year old girl | |||
:Worse than that, she's a liberal | :Worse than that, she's a liberal | ||
*DIO, TIME TO GO | *DIO, TIME TO GO | ||
:Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha | :Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha | ||
*[[DrMusic2]], the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged. | *[[DrMusic2]], the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged. | ||
:No fucking idea | :No fucking idea | ||
*[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]] | *[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]] | ||
:Molly Norris creates event, pussies out. | :Molly Norris creates event, pussies out. | ||
*[[Freedom Flotilla]] | *[[Freedom Flotilla]] | ||
:LOL JEWS | :LOL JEWS | ||
*[[Gary Coleman]] died | *[[Gary Coleman]] died | ||
:WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL | :WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL | ||
*[[Lawrence Taylor]] [[rape|mistreats]] a 16-year-old girl | |||
*[[Lawrence Taylor]] [[rape|mistreats]] a 16 year old girl | |||
:In Soviet Russia, [[Jake Brahm|football messes with you]]! | :In Soviet Russia, [[Jake Brahm|football messes with you]]! | ||
* Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Vilks Swede]. | * Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Vilks Swede]. | ||
:JihadJane would be proud. | :JihadJane would be proud. | ||
*[[Operation Dusty Trail]] | *[[Operation Dusty Trail]] | ||
:More cat abuse, more resulting ruin | :More cat abuse, more resulting ruin | ||
*[[Paramore]] accidentally tweets her tits | *[[Paramore]] accidentally tweets her tits | ||
:[[Vanessa Hudgens]] 2.0 | :[[Vanessa Hudgens]] 2.0 | ||
*[[Soulja Boy]] rips off [[Death Note]] | *[[Soulja Boy]] rips off [[Death Note]] | ||
:Crank that weeaboo | :Crank that weeaboo | ||
*[[Teen Werewolf]]s! | *[[Teen Werewolf]]s! | ||
:on ur news, furrying ur scene kids | :on ur news, furrying ur scene kids | ||
*[[U413]]'s Alex Ford is on the scene | *[[U413]]'s Alex Ford is on the scene | ||
:IM PRESSIN CHARGES | :IM PRESSIN CHARGES | ||
*[[Unabrower]] fails at bombmaking | *[[Unabrower]] fails at bombmaking | ||
:Get it? Unabrower? hehe | :Get it? Unabrower? hehe | ||
*[[MysticArk]] | *[[MysticArk]] | ||
:Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns. | :Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns. | ||
===June=== | ===June=== | ||
[[File: | [[File:Freeweev.jpg|thumb|FREE [[Weev|WEEV]]]] | ||
*[[Aaron Williams]] exposed. | *[[Aaron Williams]] exposed. | ||
:Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter | :Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter | ||
*[[Are You Serious?]] | *[[Are You Serious?]] | ||
:FALCON... | :FALCON... | ||
*[[Callum Stockley]] dies of a video game related death. | *[[Callum Stockley]] dies of a video game related death. | ||
:''Believed'' to have [[Lies|accidentally hanged himself]] | :''Believed'' to have [[Lies|accidentally hanged himself]] | ||
*Cheer up [[Keanu Reeves]] day. | *Cheer up [[Keanu Reeves]] day. | ||
:I don't get it but w/e | :I don't get it but w/e | ||
*[[Derrick Bird]] goes <s>postal</s> [[Travis Bickle]] in the [[England|land of no handguns]]. | *[[Derrick Bird]] goes <s>postal</s> [[Travis Bickle]] in the [[England|land of no handguns]]. | ||
:Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens. | :Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens. | ||
*[[G20 Toronto Lollercaust]] | *[[G20 Toronto Lollercaust]] | ||
:CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS | :CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS | ||
*[[Goatse Security]] leads to [[weev]]'s arrest | *[[Goatse Security]] leads to [[weev]]'s arrest | ||
:AT&T did weev, never 4get | :AT&T did weev, never 4get | ||
*[[Lyor Cohen]] from [[WMG]] is the skeevy Jew who [[DMCA|ruins]] all your [[YouTube]]s. | |||
*[[Lyor Cohen]] from [[WMG]] is the skeevy Jew who [[DMCA|ruins]] all your [[YouTube]]s. | |||
:He handed over boocoo [[Jew Gold]]s to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from [[Jewgle]]. This was relevant to [[Anon]]'s interests. | :He handed over boocoo [[Jew Gold]]s to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from [[Jewgle]]. This was relevant to [[Anon]]'s interests. | ||
*[[Ruddkips]] nudged out of office | *[[Ruddkips]] nudged out of office | ||
:[[Stephen Conroy]] expected to be next | :[[Stephen Conroy]] expected to be next | ||
*[[Vuvuzela]] debuts in the {{PAGENAME}} World Cup and /b/ | |||
*[[Vuvuzela]] debuts in the | |||
:'''BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ''' | :'''BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ''' | ||
*[[Boo]] dies | *[[Boo]] dies | ||
:[[CWC]] trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning. | :[[CWC]] trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning. | ||
===Jewly=== | ===Jewly=== | ||
*[[Blizzard]] announces upcoming [[Real ID]] | *[[Blizzard]] announces upcoming [[Real ID]] | ||
:Bricks were shat | :Bricks were shat | ||
*[[Faust]] travels to Canada. | *[[Faust]] travels to Canada. | ||
:For [[ED IRC]] love with [[Pory]]. | :For [[ED IRC]] love with [[Pory]]. | ||
*[[Gawker]] and [[Adrien Chen]] realize an easy way to make money | *[[Gawker]] and [[Adrien Chen]] realize an easy way to make money | ||
:Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat. | :Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat. | ||
*[[Gloria Tesch]] discovered | *[[Gloria Tesch]] discovered | ||
:When did Jessi Slaughter write a book? | :When did Jessi Slaughter write a book? | ||
*[[Jessi Slaughter]] debacle | *[[Jessi Slaughter]] debacle | ||
:Consequences, never be the same, etc. | :Consequences, never be the same, etc. | ||
*[[Mel Gibson]] hates women, niggers, asians | *[[Mel Gibson]] hates women, niggers, asians | ||
:Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists | :Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists | ||
*[[Operation Earl Grey]] | *[[Operation Earl Grey]] | ||
:Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat. | :Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat. | ||
*[[Paul]] the Octopus is undefeated | *[[Paul]] the Octopus is undefeated | ||
:Soccer proven pointless. | :Soccer proven pointless. | ||
*[[Raoul Moat]] | *[[Raoul Moat]] | ||
:lol, murderers. | :lol, murderers. | ||
*[[World Cup]], world cup, world cup | *[[World Cup]], world cup, world cup | ||
:So many tempo-memes. | :So many tempo-memes. | ||
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*[[Alvin Greene]] arrested. | *[[Alvin Greene]] arrested. | ||
:Pedonig, away. | :Pedonig, away. | ||
*[[Antoine Dodson]] | *[[Antoine Dodson]] | ||
:Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world. | :Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world. | ||
*[[Bincat]] | *[[Bincat]] | ||
:KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows. | :KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows. | ||
*[[ED Singers]] | *[[ED Singers]] | ||
:[[Disgraced]] after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her. | :[[Disgraced]] after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her. | ||
*[[Spaghettios]] | *[[Spaghettios]] | ||
:The whole world is shit. | :The whole world is shit. | ||
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*[[Chris Armstrong]] wins student body election at University of Michigan | *[[Chris Armstrong]] wins student body election at University of Michigan | ||
:Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace. | :Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace. | ||
*[[Duke Nukem Forever]] trolls fans again | *[[Duke Nukem Forever]] trolls fans again | ||
:IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!! | :IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!! | ||
*[[Hack is Wack!]] | *[[Hack is Wack!]] | ||
:Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime. | :Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime. | ||
*[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]] | *[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]] | ||
:You shouldn't have done that... | :You shouldn't have done that... | ||
*[[Puppy Pitcher]] | *[[Puppy Pitcher]] | ||
:People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet. | :People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet. | ||
*[[Tyler Clementi]] outed as gay | *[[Tyler Clementi]] outed as gay | ||
:Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction. | :Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction. | ||
*[[William J. Lashua]] turns 90 | *[[William J. Lashua]] turns 90 | ||
:[[Reddit]] and [[b/|/b/]] send unwelcome well wishes. | :[[Reddit]] and [[b/|/b/]] send unwelcome well wishes. | ||
*''[[Final Fantasy XIV]]'' released | *''[[Final Fantasy XIV]]'' released | ||
:Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time. | :Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time. | ||
*[[Eingee.com]] spams [[EQ2Flames]]. | *[[Eingee.com]] spams [[EQ2Flames]]. | ||
:Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with ''Bass Masters Online''. | :Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with ''Bass Masters Online''. | ||
=== October === | === October === | ||
*[[Imperial Stars]] cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music | *[[Imperial Stars]] cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music | ||
:THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-! | :THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-! | ||
*'''[[MLP|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic released]]''' | *'''[[MLP|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic released]]''' | ||
:[[Raep|Ponyfags get unleashed!]] | :[[Raep|Ponyfags get unleashed!]] | ||
*[[OldDirtyBtard]] goes to get the exclusive scoop from [[Mitchell Henderson]] | *[[OldDirtyBtard]] goes to get the exclusive scoop from [[Mitchell Henderson]] | ||
:([[slowpoke|That means he committed suicide]].) | :([[slowpoke|That means he committed suicide]].) | ||
*[[The Rent Is Too Damn High]] | *[[The Rent Is Too Damn High]] | ||
:2 DAMN HIGH! | :2 DAMN HIGH! | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[ED5]] | *[[ED5]] | ||
*[[2012]] | *[[2012]] | ||
{{history}} | {{history}} | ||
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2010 was a great year for ED in regards to publicity. However, this was the last year when the internet wasn't completely garbage yet like it is now in 2024. Also, our comrade ODB became an hero; RIP. Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Drama and Events from 2010
January
- Aboriginal page found by a local ape.
- The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
- Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
- Oops, you're a pedo!
- Dramasetter arrested
- Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
- lol, aids.
- Ellie Light defends Obama
- Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
- Firefox XPS IRC Attack launched by gay niggers
- Freenode destroyed. Again.
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome published
- New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
- Haiti blows the fuck up.
- Starting the year off right.
- iPad announced.
- Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
- Jay Leno trolled
- Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
- Mill Park Tree destroyed
- And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
- Polandball meme spread
- Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
- Shadow beheaded
- A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
- Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.
February
- Angie The Atheist tweets her abortion live.
- Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
- Dramatic Times founded.
- It's ED in ur inbox.
- Mickyy Moo is named the "Queen of the Trolls"
- Epic Beard Man beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus
- fanny pack boosts strength
- Facebook login problems cause widespread meltdown
- WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
- /sp/ trolls Fat Man.
- Grace Saunders joins the ED scene
- He eats his fruits and veggies
- Jim Bunning takes a stand for the American taxpayer
- Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
- Nodar Kumaritashvili starts the Olympics off right
- gets blamed for not being able to turn
- Operation Titstorm happens.
- Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
- turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
- Robot Unicorn Attack fags up the internet
- /v/ destroyed
- VampiricSpektor throws a fit all over youtube
- Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
- Millions bored.
- STOFlames and Star Trek Online open
- Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?
March
- Alexis Pilkington Syndrome occurs
- Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
- Angel Locsin throws a fit on twitter about ED
- 700,000 very ugly people curse us.
- An anonymous sysop interviewed by Australian media
- taking the five people who read it to school.
- Cheeseburger Josh wants his fucking cheeseburger
- gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
- Christian Spanking Blogs discovered
- laughed at
- Deeker discovered
- Diapercult!
- Dogo Nahawa Massacre occurs in Niger.
- About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
- Gorgeous George files a lolsuit against three goons.
- Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
- Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
- Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
- Sicks his doggs
- Obamacare bill passed, causing Health Care Rage
- ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
- Parry Aftab goes on the Today Show
- Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
- Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
- Real Life Super Heros enter the scene, showing us just how tragic life can be.
- Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
- Trololo bullshit
- I just don't get it
- Vampiricspektor buttdances his way into our hearts
- I hate faggots.
- Derek Smart obtains Quest Online, USI grows
- Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!
April
- Boobquake trolls Muslims
- causes earthquake
- Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
- Deeker featured
- Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
- Deepwater Horizon oil spill
- I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
- Fergie Olver goes viral
- Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
- How do they work?
- [fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
- KFC Double Down released
- urgh...
- Iceland Volcano 2010 erupts
- not internet related, whatever
- MissHannahMinx article on TOW
- Yay fanboys!
- Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
- I blame the Jews
- Polish crash kills President of Poland
- and 84 other government officials
- Rainbow blinkies ruined by HTML people after getting rid of blinking from HTML code
- Good night, sweet prince
- Randi Harper AGAIN
- 3 years later and she still hasn't learned
- South Park trolls Muslims again
- Revolution Muslim trolls back
- The Human Centipede released
- Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1
May
- Torrential rainfall pwns Tennessee
- 24, Lost, Law and Order end
- the latter features moot causing some terrorism
- Catherine Deveny recommends sex to 11-year-old girl
- Worse than that, she's a liberal
- DIO, TIME TO GO
- Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
- DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
- No fucking idea
- Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
- LOL JEWS
- Gary Coleman died
- WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
- Lawrence Taylor mistreats a 16-year-old girl
- In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
- Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
- JihadJane would be proud.
- More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
- Paramore accidentally tweets her tits
- Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
- Soulja Boy rips off Death Note
- Crank that weeaboo
- on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
- U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
- IM PRESSIN CHARGES
- Unabrower fails at bombmaking
- Get it? Unabrower? hehe
- Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.
June
- Aaron Williams exposed.
- Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
- FALCON...
- Callum Stockley dies of a video game related death.
- Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
- Cheer up Keanu Reeves day.
- I don't get it but w/e
- Derrick Bird goes
postalTravis Bickle in the land of no handguns.
- Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
- CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
- Goatse Security leads to weev's arrest
- AT&T did weev, never 4get
- Lyor Cohen from WMG is the skeevy Jew who ruins all your YouTubes.
- He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
- Ruddkips nudged out of office
- Stephen Conroy expected to be next
- Vuvuzela debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Boo dies
- CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.
Jewly
- Bricks were shat
- Faust travels to Canada.
- Gawker and Adrien Chen realize an easy way to make money
- Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
- Gloria Tesch discovered
- When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
- Jessi Slaughter debacle
- Consequences, never be the same, etc.
- Mel Gibson hates women, niggers, asians
- Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
- Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
- Paul the Octopus is undefeated
- Soccer proven pointless.
- lol, murderers.
- World Cup, world cup, world cup
- So many tempo-memes.
August
- Alvin Greene arrested.
- Pedonig, away.
- Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
- KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
- Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
- The whole world is shit.
September
- Chris Armstrong wins student body election at University of Michigan
- Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
- Duke Nukem Forever trolls fans again
- IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
- Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
- You shouldn't have done that...
- People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
- Tyler Clementi outed as gay
- Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
- William J. Lashua turns 90
- Final Fantasy XIV released
- Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
- Eingee.com spams EQ2Flames.
- Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.
October
- Imperial Stars cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music
- THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
- OldDirtyBtard goes to get the exclusive scoop from Mitchell Henderson
- 2 DAMN HIGH!
November
- So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
- A mysterious, masked vigilante emerges on YouTube, declaring war on trolls and cyberbullies in the name of his hero, infamous Internet lolcow, Christian Weston Chandler.
December
- Wikileaks dumps a fuckton of stuff
- HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
- David Tanny trolled hardcore
- Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
- Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.
See also
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2009 |
2010 | Succeeded by 2011 |